This is a frame battle and she's winning. Are you willing to lose her? This is the only way you might come out ahead.
Either you accept being her bitch
gay best friend, or you make her an ultimatum.
Basically, go direct and say that you two can't be friends and that you want to grab a drink with her. Then fuck off and wait for her to get back to you. If she's not down, then delete her number and walk away with your balls clinking with every step. You can't look butthurt or this will fail.
She might go cold, or she might follow up. Ignore any social networking winks, conversations about the weather, etc. If she reaches back out, either she accepts your offer to grab a drink (as a date, not as an orbiter), or you block her for good. Cut off all her attempts to go shopping together, paint each other's nails, or talk about boys at the bud.
Either you accept being her bitch
gay best friend, or you make her an ultimatum.
Basically, go direct and say that you two can't be friends and that you want to grab a drink with her. Then fuck off and wait for her to get back to you. If she's not down, then delete her number and walk away with your balls clinking with every step. You can't look butthurt or this will fail.
She might go cold, or she might follow up. Ignore any social networking winks, conversations about the weather, etc. If she reaches back out, either she accepts your offer to grab a drink (as a date, not as an orbiter), or you block her for good. Cut off all her attempts to go shopping together, paint each other's nails, or talk about boys at the bud.
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