[IvanDrago]

(09-28-2015 04:40 PM)2Wycked Wrote:  

Sounds like OP is describing the typical dirty Nebraskan. Iowa is full of these cheap proles. They husk their corn in public, bang their cousin Mary in private and vote straight-ticket Republican while living off the dole. They drink your town dry of Beast Lite and popskull vodka while moaning about not being allowed to raise their feral chickens in the backyard. No thanks.

My cousins are good looking but I think they might be full on BPD, so WNB. However, my Nebraskan prole ass has been around the world and might be able to top you on a most abilities, technical, athletic, artistic or otherwise. Plus my chicken's eggs make amazing omelets

Just playing. Most people around these parts are assholes on the dole. But seriously though, my chicken's eggs are to die for.