My favorite opener is "I have a 30cm dick and a kilo of cocaine back at mine, wanna party" then hit her over the head and drag her into my unmarked van. 100% close rate.
Seriously? Just say something, anything to get her attention, then start talking about anything. You'll never have a girl climb into your bed naked and then change her mind about fucking you because she wanted to hear a different opener.
Seriously? Just say something, anything to get her attention, then start talking about anything. You'll never have a girl climb into your bed naked and then change her mind about fucking you because she wanted to hear a different opener.
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Captainstabbin: "girls get more attractive with your dick in their mouth. It's science."
Spaniard88: "The "believe anything" crew contributes: "She's probably a good girl, maybe she lost her virginity to someone with AIDS and only had sex once before you met her...give her a chance.""