[Comte De St. Germain]

A Day in the Life of Cattle Rustler

12:00 pm. Overslept wakes up in fine silk bed next to last night's MILF. Inspects used condom from last night's romp in order to make sure that there are no holes so that he will will not be trapped into a life of servitude by 35+ year old women.....who has nice tits to be fair.

12:30 pm. Thanks MILF for a great night and breakfast in the morning while setting up date via Ok Cupid and Plenty of Fish for today's Wine bar date under the table. The age range of course being between 33-70. Nothing younger as there is no money to be made.

1:00 pm. Wine bar date,quickie, and gift of BMW from rich MILF in order to head to Midland for his next oil excursion with Aliblahblah and the Midland crew.

3:00 pm. Travels to the nearest wine bar that was enroute to Midland in order to procure more MILFs for tonight. Of course turning heads as he looks like the head of a Mexican cartel. Proceeds to get pulled over by police after leaving said wine bar with MILF and heckled for a couple of hours.
Actual picture of Cattle Rustler in real life alongside picture of MILF:


4:00 pm. Bangs MILF and continues on trip to Midland to make more oil monies.

9:00 pm. Arrives in Midland to drunk raging Aliblahblah whom proceeds to throw up all over the BMW in order to prove a point......whatever that may be.
Actual picture of Ali and his wimmin:


10:00 pm
Heads to bar but cannot find any girl older than 33 and sadly goes home for the night while Houston laughs in the distance.

12:00 pm
Falls asleep while plotting trip back to Dallas in order to return to his MILF poosy paradise.