[Comte De St. Germain]

(03-09-2012 07:17 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Beta Friend 2:
-Super funny guy with above-average height and some looks-potential
-Stops being funny the moment a girl in the vicinity
-Horrible cockblocker; climbs over you to talk to girl(s) you open
-Hovers around your approaches; creeps out prospects
-Sometimes makes jokes, at your expense, to your approaches
-Yet somehow always meeting super-cute girls; doesn't know what do
-Implores you for advice on getting them
-Has the audacity to then argue with you about your solid, proven game
-Finally accepts that you're right
-Never implements any of your advice
-Habitually friend-zoned, LJBF'd
-Gets mad when you swoop up girls in his circles that he's been crushing
-Got laid like 18 months ago, after a several-year drought

This sounds like me when I was going through hater mode at one point before I got out and made my social circle while I was getting tired of the suburbs. It stings and hits so close to home you don't have any idea man