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07-20-2017, 12:29 AM
^Sorry. Ain't whitey's call. Take it up with the Jews.
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07-20-2017, 12:50 AM
^It's going to be hilarious.
The line between a black show being "whitewashed" and becoming "blacksploitation" is a line which can never be drawn to please anyone. What's more, white progs can't win EVER when commenting on it because not only are they "unqualified" to do so but they can't risk coming down on the wrong side of the blacksploitation/whitewash clusterfuck.
I look forward to seeing the progressive mob twitch and writhe like worms on a fish-hook over the whole issue.
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10-09-2017, 09:59 PM
Reason #142049 why I don't watch mainstream feminist movies anymore
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10-09-2017, 10:16 PM
Wait...
So Luke becomes a Yoda stand in.
The young force sensitive from a desert world becomes the new Jedi.
Sith boy becomes the Vader stand in.
Said new Jedi has some sort of dalliance with the Vader stand in where hands are stretched out.
There's a new ugly as the Emperor stand in.
Chewbacca is still moaning like a git.
Droids provide the comedic relief as before.
There's a new dashing guy as the Han Solo stand in.
More AT-AT battles.
Yet this time there's a token black guy.
Star Wars : The Last Jedi?
Or Star Wars : Lazy Empire Rehash?
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10-09-2017, 10:46 PM
You left out the Space Furby stand-in for Ewoks.
Who plays the Death Star in this one?
Tried three times to watch "Rogue One" on a recent trip. Could not get into it, never finished it. Boring story and not a single sympathetic character (of course, I never got to the later scenes with Vader...).
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10-09-2017, 11:06 PM
It seems like every new Hollywood movie these days is just a rehash of old ideas with a feminist/SJW spin on it.
I might Torrent this new Star Wars movie but definitely won't be paying to watch it.
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10-10-2017, 06:23 AM
Trailer looked genuinely shitty.
Kylo Ren is still a slim fit vegan version of Darth Vader and lady jedi whose name no one remembers has the force running through her gurrl power veins.
PS: Why is the music from trailers almost always the same, with those dark piano "pings" in the background? Bond, Avengers/Marvel, This piece of crap, etc..
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10-10-2017, 07:27 AM
That trailer doesn't look interesting at all.
The Feminist Awakens was by far the worst Star Wars movie ever made. I drove a few hours down to Orlando to watch it with a friend and totally wasted my time and money; the series is dead. This one looks like it's more of the same leftist guurl power trash. I'll catch it when it gets to Red Box.
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10-10-2017, 08:40 AM
Just saw the trailer. Haven't seen the last couple of Star Wars, they were already bad enough with rattail teen Vader ten years ago, and now they're even worse with the SJW pollution on top of that.
So ...THIS GUY is now one of the main characters?!?
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10-10-2017, 08:42 AM
My 13 year old son flat out refuses to watch the new Star wars.He loves the old Star wars.We saw Rouge one and he was off it...the chick thing got to him.In fact none of his mates like it either.
He loves Rambo ,the Dirty Dozen and Eastwood though so I must of done something right.
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10-10-2017, 12:59 PM
A. When she stops the lightsaber against the rock, the handle isn't pointed in the same direction as the blade and the rock isn't illuminated beyond an After Effects Glow effect and some color adjustments of the highlights. When she first ignites the saber, there's no light casting on her clothes or skin. It's 2017, a kid with a bootlegged copy of AE can do a more realistic saber effect. Hell, you can buy an LED saber that would produce a physical effect and wouldn't require any work in post.
You think they'd at least try to get the FX right for a SW movie.
B. Luke, the ultimate Jedi master, the only Jedi to ever master all force powers and saber styles, is now afraid? Come on, at least keep some consistency in the characters. But I guess Luke has to be scared and Rey has to be brave.
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10-10-2017, 02:00 PM
The bitch face alone is so repulsive that nothing in the world could make be watch this.
I`m still curious of Snokes identity though. Maybe it`s Hillary?
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10-10-2017, 02:13 PM
I remember absolutely hating the Kylo Ren character once I saw the annoying weakling beneath the mask. Looking at that guy's stupid face (sorry, Adam) almost makes me throw up. Sorry not sorry, if you're in the spotlight, you get criticized. That's easily the worst casting decision of all.
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10-10-2017, 02:26 PM
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10-10-2017, 02:49 PM
That CGI Chewbacca in the trailer is pathetic. And they cut to the same static closeup of Carrie Fisher THREE times? Looks like they really want to show that she's in the movie, but they didn't get a lot of footage of her.
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10-10-2017, 07:48 PM
Well, I saw the trailer today. My thoughts are "Oh look, they're rehashing the Empire Strikes Back this time!". From the AT-AT attack to Luke being Yoda and Rey as Luke with a hint of Snoke in there.
I might go to see it, but when the crowd has died down.