I was reflecting on why I've been so successful with SA Game (32/34 at the moment) and it occurred to me that it's because I never flip out when a girl says she doesn't want to bang or get physical. Nearly all of them say this at one point or another and I feel that this would probably trip up most men, as it would have fucked me up 10 years ago. I always respond with something to the effect of "Ummmmmm duh I'm not a slut and plus you could be some psycho creeper freak." This always makes them laugh and then I say "But if you're normal, I might let you give me a hug." The setup is complete.
Here's how a typical encounter would go.
Me: So where's my hug?
Her: Sorry! *HUG*
Me: Ewwww what the fuck? I'm not your brother give me a real hug.
Her: Hahaha what do you mean?
Me: Are you always such a goofball or do you have a sexy side?
Her: *Hugging Harder* How's that?
Me: Not bad. Okay where's my kiss? *Point to cheek*
Her: *Kiss on cheek*
Me: Dude this relationship is over you are the worst kisser ever!
Her: Oh my God, why!?
Me: Kiss my neck and see if you can turn me on, like this *Kiss her neck*
Her: *Gets turned on, starts making out*
Me: *Slaps her ass* *Continues making out* *Starts playing with clit outside of clothing*
Her: I thought you said we weren't having sex?
Me: Ummmm I only have sex with hot chicks, remember?
Her: Shut up! You're such an asshole.
Me: Well you know what they say... You are what you eat.
Her: Oh my God! *laughs*
Me: No, seriously. Have I taken your clothes off? We're just kissing like 3rd graders here.
Her: I didn't kiss anyone in the third grade!
Me: I was making girls cum back then. *Put hands in pants and fingering*
Her: *Extremely Horny within 1 or 2 mins* I can't take it anymore. Fuck me!
Me: *Bangs*
Here's how a typical encounter would go.
Me: So where's my hug?
Her: Sorry! *HUG*
Me: Ewwww what the fuck? I'm not your brother give me a real hug.
Her: Hahaha what do you mean?
Me: Are you always such a goofball or do you have a sexy side?
Her: *Hugging Harder* How's that?
Me: Not bad. Okay where's my kiss? *Point to cheek*
Her: *Kiss on cheek*
Me: Dude this relationship is over you are the worst kisser ever!
Her: Oh my God, why!?
Me: Kiss my neck and see if you can turn me on, like this *Kiss her neck*
Her: *Gets turned on, starts making out*
Me: *Slaps her ass* *Continues making out* *Starts playing with clit outside of clothing*
Her: I thought you said we weren't having sex?
Me: Ummmm I only have sex with hot chicks, remember?
Her: Shut up! You're such an asshole.
Me: Well you know what they say... You are what you eat.
Her: Oh my God! *laughs*
Me: No, seriously. Have I taken your clothes off? We're just kissing like 3rd graders here.
Her: I didn't kiss anyone in the third grade!
Me: I was making girls cum back then. *Put hands in pants and fingering*
Her: *Extremely Horny within 1 or 2 mins* I can't take it anymore. Fuck me!
Me: *Bangs*