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How Would You Like to Die?
02-19-2015, 12:28 PM
I've thought about this a lot while drinking. Suppose you could control your destiny and you were able to choose how you will die. What would you choose?
for me:
I would like to be 85 years old and have a Viagra induced heart attack mid-orgasm while rawdoging a 22 year old coked-out stripper in Colombia. I'd prefer my body to be thrown in a dumpster since funerals are the worst return on investment known to man.
What about you?
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How Would You Like to Die?
02-19-2015, 12:33 PM
Cumming too hard.
"Believe in your FLYNESS ...
... conquer your shyness"
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How Would You Like to Die?
02-19-2015, 12:46 PM
Skydiving "accident" or perhaps fighting ISIS
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How Would You Like to Die?
02-19-2015, 12:51 PM
Tripping hard on mushrooms/mdma/LSD/DMT combo. While fucking.
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How Would You Like to Die?
02-19-2015, 12:58 PM
I'd like to die in my sleep in my early 80's while still in good health after an excellent day of doing what I enjoy.
Boring compared to skydiving, but seems like a good way to go.
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How Would You Like to Die?
02-19-2015, 01:02 PM
Preferably, in battle to save Western Civilization, though that is a far-flung fantasy.
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How Would You Like to Die?
02-19-2015, 01:14 PM
In a huge fight against white knights at the club.
Is there any other way?
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How Would You Like to Die?
02-19-2015, 01:30 PM
Heroically
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"I just want to live out my days drinking virgin margaritas and banging virgin señoritas" - Uncle Cr33pin
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How Would You Like to Die?
02-19-2015, 01:54 PM
Quote: (02-19-2015 01:45 PM)RioNomad Wrote:
"Men willingly believe what they wish." - Julius Caesar, De Bello Gallico, Book III, Ch. 18
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How Would You Like to Die?
02-19-2015, 01:56 PM
With little dark at my side.
I will be checking my PMs weekly, so you can catch me there. I will not be posting.
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How Would You Like to Die?
02-19-2015, 03:05 PM
I've always figured that if I had the choice of ending it myself, I would jump out from some place very high and scenic. Probably an overhanging cliff somewhere with no innocent bystanders to hit or traumatize.
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How Would You Like to Die?
02-19-2015, 06:38 PM
Tyrion Lannister: In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.
I was there the day feminism fell...