The Wroclaw Gambit
05-16-2013, 03:44 AM
So. Here's a breakdown so far:
Day 1) hit the tarmac at 2PM or so local time after a long flight. I was bombed out and worn out, and I was having power issues with converters (not, for instance, understanding that I could plug my laptop straight into the wall with a little plug adapter and not the full blown transformer).
Day 2) After some limited sleep, I got in touch with a RVFer (identify yourself if you like) and we made plans to go to Club Alibi. For some reason everyone pronounces it A-lee-bee here, but whatever. We went fairly early - maybe 10 or so - and that's when the magic hit me.
I got onto the dance floor early, and my jaw dropped. You know those pictures where Roosh shows what a cockfest places like DC are? Well, this was the reverse. I stood in one spot, and counted 15 girls and 2 guys in my field of vision - the girls all slim and at least mildly pretty. The 2 guys were the DJs.
I ended up meeting a set of three friends and we all talked for a little while. The girls danced with me and surprisingly were able to follow my motions. They seemed to like us ok, so i brought us all back and got us drinks. It didn't turn out as well as we had hoped, though, and eventually I settled for one phone number.
We took a taxi back to club Mundo, where I saw a familiar-looking girl - she was the waitress from the bar near my apartment where I had chilled out waiting for my airbnb host the night before. Her friend was smoking hot - 8, blonde - and we ended up talking. I should have paid attention to the warning sign about them being interested in some local American football players (apparently Wroclaw has two American football teams - it must be real small potatoes stuff) back at Alibi. After we decided collectively to go try Alibi again (to be fair, it was pretty happening), the football player ran into us almost immediately and he moved to block us out of the conversation. Somehow, I was a head taller than this guy. Anyhow, I left that and went back to the dance floor, and never saw the girls again. Tactical error, but whatever.
I'd noticed a girl last time I was here - she was mildly pretty, and dancing with a tall skinny black kid and some other people. Eventually I saw her sitting alone, so I went and approached her and just made a little bit of chitchat and told her that I would like to dance with her later, and then left her. She smiled and seemed pleased while I inwardly wondered why I said such a dumb thing.
Nonetheless, I saw her later and we started dancing. She was surprisingly well behaved on the dance floor - not getting up into my face, couldn't kiss her there on the floor. Eventually I asked if she wanted to get a drink (chill out people, they're cheap here) and she agreed. I bought her a beer and me a shot and we sat down to chat. I was able to be very direct about complimenting her, I was able to be nice to her, and let her know that I was having a good time because of her. Somehow it works here.
We went back to the dance floor and I start dancing with her again, and again she's keeping a bit of distance. So I leave her a bit of space, and next thing I know she's dancing with some skinny kid with dreadlocks. I see it, let it go for a few minutes just dancing by myself, and her dancing is starting to heat up a little bit. I give a commanding 'come here' motion and she immediately comes over and starts dancing with me.
After a little while we go back to sit down, and are chitchatting a bit when (forum member #1) comes and lets us know he busted out for the evening and is heading out. I soon tell my new friend that I am hungry and would like to eat, and are there any good places to eat around here? She suggests McDonald's, and we split from the club (at 5AM) to go see if we can scrounge up some food.
Here I tell her (very directly) that I am enjoying spending time with her, and I would like to spend more time with her if she would like that, and we can go back to her place. She agrees. I love this country.
McD's is closed, and we go to the gas station next door instead. I get a hot dog and a bottle of wine. The hot dog is encased in a bread sock rather than a bun; the wine proves to be light and sweet. We hitch a free ride on the tram and bus down to her street, and we go in to her room. By this time she has still not kissed me, and I'm wondering what the hell is going on even though things are still promising.
We make it to her apartment, in a big house in a residential area. She shares her section of the house with two roommates, one of whom we saw as I came in. I wonder if she had to answer any questions about it. We go in and I lock the door behind us, and she opens up her laptop and turns on some reggae music.
We listen to a little music for awhile - I show her my cool band and everything - and then I lean in to kiss her. And she's enthusiastic, aggressive and fun.
Her clothes start to come off, and she says 'no sex'. I tell her that whatever she wants is fine and that I have been with enough women, so I do not need to have sex. Tsk tsk.
She leaves her underwear on, though I proceed to give her several orgasms by hand. She comes easily, leaving a smell of pussy that lingers on me throughout the next day.
I'm gentle but persistent, though - thanks Bang! - and an hour of orgasm, panties back on, kiss, another orgasm, etc. passes. She refuses a few more times, and I always go back to the same old saw - 'whatever you want is okay,' I tell her, and then back off a bit. Eventually she is ready to have sex, and
GOD DAMNIT
My dick won't go in without hurting her. I'm not exactly a death star in the cock department, so I don't know HOW it happened. We tried multiple times, and it just never seems to go in. She's wet, ready and I lube up a bit with some spit, but can't seem to put it in.
With this proving to be impossible for whatever reason, I resort to dirty shit, and she gets a finger in the ass which makes her moan. I dump a huge load on her legs and she smears it all over.
So, no notch. I claim moral victory, but we're stuck at #18 for a moment.
She then gets up to make me a sandwich. American women, fuck you.
I ask her, 'I am enjoying being with you, and I want to stay, but I know you will be busy today and I will leave when you need me to.' She asks me to stay for a little while longer, and I leave her place at 10AM. She had class at noon. What a trooper.
She's a sweet girl. Not once did we have a little argument, not once did she challenge me. The only 'test' that she gave me was dancing with the guy, and given that Polish guys practically grab girls at the club to dance with (it's fucking mind blowing), it's probably excusable to some degree. I felt comfortable with her, I felt able to be honest about my intentions and I felt like I could compliment her and say nice things to her without being penalized. In short, everything that American women are not. Plus, sandwich.
More to come soon.
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The Wroclaw Gambit II: Dzięki Bogu - as I prepare to emigrate to Poland.