I colored 60 easter eggs for tomorrow

Put all mu gear together and went scuba diving for a couple hours.

I have a dream to be a underwater cave diver

I just got back from a 30km bike ride in the hills, it was raining the previous night which turned the track into a quagmire.
I came back looking like this.

   

Then I had a lukewarm shower because I am not yet man enough to go straight cold, especially when I can so easily change the temperature.

Shoved a large chocolate covered marshmallow (melted) in my mouth, followed by a large sand which and dorritos.

Had a girl come over and fuck me after she got off work. We had only been on one date. Now I'm going to go make money playing guitar

Quote: (03-30-2013 06:54 PM)soup Wrote:  

Had a girl come over and fuck me after she got off work. We had only been on one date. Now I'm going to go make money playing guitar

She fucked you? You didn't fuck her?

I did some DIY today. Put together a bookshelf.

went to the gym, then went made money playing guitar

Quote: (03-30-2013 06:57 PM)MattC Wrote:  

Quote: (03-30-2013 06:54 PM)soup Wrote:  

Had a girl come over and fuck me after she got off work. We had only been on one date. Now I'm going to go make money playing guitar

She fucked you? You didn't fuck her?

I did some DIY today. Put together a bookshelf.

What- are you trying to say that I'm less MANLY if I enjoy my girlfriend's strap-on?

A few days late, but I fucked a hot Canadian girl in all her holes on Wednesday night.

Was at a party and drank a shit ton. Apparently I passed out in the bathroom down the hall from my dorm but not before benching for a couple sets in the gym in my dorm.

Just finished the last class of my undergrad. Now I'm eating a 2lb steak with eggs. Then I'm gonna go lift. Then I'm gonna get drunk as fuck on 18 year old scotch and fuck some sluts.

Plus I'm in fucking

KETOSIS

bitch

Got hammered and sang a karaoke song with six girls I met at the last-week-of-school-party-extravaganza at the bar.

I slept until 4 p.m. Why? Because I could. Boom.

Rode my bike to the park, did some pull ups, chin ups and dips. Returned to base, promptly crack cold brew, cleaned grill but now a bit buzzed so fuck that. Now RVF, nap and footy laters.

Played a full game of footy, season opener for our team. It's quite competitive and a pretty high level as you can get besides anything pro-related. Although we lost the game 3-1, I finished the game beat up, bruised and roughed because I went all out on the contact, and didn't hold anything back.

Got home, foam rolled my muscles, showered, put some music on as I scrambled 4 eggs.

Went to the mall, did about 5 approaches. One was a good conversation where she was doing most of the talking, she was comfortable as well; locked her legs and faced me the whole time. When I told her 'here, I want you to put your number in my phone' as I pulled it out she said 'I don't think so, I have a boyfriend'. Teased her 'just one? I have 2 right now' but nothing much after.

Going to work at my part time fast food joint for 3 hours, then coming home to watch the rest of the hockey game. Going to open up a beer while I surf RVF.

Wish I could do the cash register thing. I had a 30 minute sword fight with my 5 yr old son with our two boffer swords. When he cried because he walked into my sword, I didn't let him quit and go inside.

Last night I woke from a dead drunk sleep with one of my dogs screaming her head off. I flew downstairs butt ass naked, thinking she was pinned down by pit bulls. Was so mad I didn't even grab a gun. They were gonna feel the wrath. No pits. She must've got her nose in a wild cat or possum. Couldn't sleep for hours after that. Crazy bitch.

Had morning sex with my lady. Bought a suit (paid cash) and had it tailored. Wore suit the rest of the day. Drove my car around the city like a boss.

Quote: (05-12-2013 09:24 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

Had morning sex with my lady. Bought a suit (paid cash) and had it tailored. Wore suit the rest of the day. Drove my car around the city like a boss.

Like a boss, or like a............

Fucked a broad other than my GF.

http://mylifeisbro.com/

Yesterday a few other people and I saved someones life.

I'm sitting at a library trying to study but instead I'm wasting time lurking RVF. A little old woman walks over to me and asks if I know how to e-mail multiple photos on an iPad. She was probably about 70ish so I was wondering what the fuck she was doing with an iPad. Anyway I had no idea so I pulled up youtube on my laptop and looked up how to do it and helped her through it.

No number close or insta-date though.

Today somebody had a birthday today at work. People gather and 2 bottles of Champagne were on the table. The guy whos birthday it was took 1 bottle and started to open it and nobody picked up the second bottle. So I went out and opened the bottle. I feel it was pretty alpha to go and do something that everybody was thinking about but nobody dared to stand out from the crowd.

Quote: (05-13-2013 09:03 AM)evilhei Wrote:  

Today somebody had a birthday today at work. People gather and 2 bottles of Champagne were on the table. The guy whos birthday it was took 1 bottle and started to open it and nobody picked up the second bottle. So I went out and opened the bottle. I feel it was pretty alpha to go and do something that everybody was thinking about but nobody dared to stand out from the crowd.

Damn dude. That must of been some sort of rush!

Cut down four, 50'+ trees.

Getting in the way of my sat....