Got up, made myself a protein shake, then manned up and took an icy cold shower. Took me less time than yesterday to turn on the water.
Post about a manly thing you did today
At 4am I got high with a canadian girl I fucked the night before and one of her flat mates. We then banged and went to sleep. She went to class while I slept in. Later we went to a cafe for lunch, she paid for me.
Oh wait I did it wrong didn't I?
Oh wait I did it wrong didn't I?
21 y/o brit.
I drove 8 hours straight on Saturday from Utah to Vegas from work to this blonde girls house who I met just before I left. Banged the fuck out of her. Next day got with my BJJ coach and tuned up then hung out with this other girl I met before leaving too (separation breads desire I'm finding out) and fucked her. Monday I show up at The Ultimate Fighter tryouts. They were casting for 205 and 185lbs. I tapped a guy that was 9-2 in under two minutes in front of Joe Silva. The head producer remembered me from losing my fight on season 7 to get into the house. They ended up deciding to do 185lbs for the show and asked if I could make weight. My bosses are very supportive but I weight 220 and I'm very lean. I said I couldn't. Hung out with the first blonde girl after tryouts, then drove 8 hours on Tue back to Utah. That's pretty manly. One bad thing, my record is all fucked up on Sherdog because I have a common name. They've got me fighting in places I've never been against guys I've never seen. I have to get that sorted out. It's worse than identity theft....
Woke up. Ate Cereal. Bought some video games. Went to Crossfit. Completed day 90 or so of my summer vacation from Afghanistan. And thats that.
Last night I met a girl at an Argentinian style asadero. Ate meat like an animal, and brought her back to the hotel, where she commenced to sucking my dick while holding a beer in the other hand.
Taking out the trash because it's overflowing with used condoms.
Had a loud, sexually explicit conversation with a dude with some game about bitches and sex and game and pussies and asses and titties within earshot of some uncomfortable, nervous, but also nosy, beta.
Busted up a concrete slab with a sledge hammer and cold chisel. Then dug a pit for some concrete forms, put in a stainless steel gate post (that I welded and fabricated), mixed and poured in the concrete.
Did this all by hand. It was also my first time working with concrete. Those fuckers earn their wages is all I have to say.
Did this all by hand. It was also my first time working with concrete. Those fuckers earn their wages is all I have to say.
Fired a chick at work.
Woke up not knowing where I was, fed a bulldog, got a haircut from my hair stylist on retainer and ate a pound of meat for lunch.
Rebuilt a railroad yard.
Well, I am in charge. Spent most of day in truck. Heh
Well, I am in charge. Spent most of day in truck. Heh
Quote: (09-21-2012 06:38 PM)Laner Wrote:
Busted up a concrete slab with a sledge hammer and cold chisel. Then dug a pit for some concrete forms, put in a stainless steel gate post (that I welded and fabricated), mixed and poured in the concrete.
Did this all by hand. It was also my first time working with concrete. Those fuckers earn their wages is all I have to say.
I told off a co-worker of mine who is old enough to be my father, he deserved it.
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That is perhaps the greatest thing I've ever seen, Mech. What did she do?
I skipped class got Starbucks, played videogames, bought flowers with a girl then had her drive me home so I could play with kittens.
Wait wrong thread.
Wait wrong thread.
Played basketball then repped out 225 on the squats
Spotted a cute girl in a food-court area I frequent. Seconds after I spotted her, a smooth-ass black dude with dreds who works nearby--and I know has tight game--swooped in and started chatting her up. I wasn't going to cockblock him, but I wasn't going to pass up a legit opening. I saw her leave that conversation, with food in hand, and sit down nearby. That was my cue. This cat wasn't getting no aftershock, second-chance at this chick (since he works right where she sat down, and he frequently swoops with the excuse that he's wiping down some tables). I grabbed my sandwich (which had just then been finished) and sprung into action. I chatted her up with crispy, effortless game. We laughed. She said, "you should sit down." Instadate.
We talked for while about everything, and after a while I said, "let's walk." We walked around for a while, and ended up near my apartment. I asked her if she minded if I dropped some stuff off. She said no, and we went up to my place. She seemed nervous, but remained friendly. I played it cool. I wasn't going full-court press, given the vibe and circumstance.
We hung out for a little while, while I switched out some bags, and I made a delicate move. No bang, but a make-out. She was like, "you're kissing me, already?" Plans to hang out soon.
Not bad for 2:30 in the afternoon, on four hours sleep. Day game at its purest.
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We talked for while about everything, and after a while I said, "let's walk." We walked around for a while, and ended up near my apartment. I asked her if she minded if I dropped some stuff off. She said no, and we went up to my place. She seemed nervous, but remained friendly. I played it cool. I wasn't going full-court press, given the vibe and circumstance.
We hung out for a little while, while I switched out some bags, and I made a delicate move. No bang, but a make-out. She was like, "you're kissing me, already?" Plans to hang out soon.
Not bad for 2:30 in the afternoon, on four hours sleep. Day game at its purest.
I got drunk and threw empty beer bottles at starving homeless kids.
Woke up a full 15 minutes earlier than usual.
I feel amazing! I got this gash between my eyes from faceplanting two nights ago. It gives my pretty boy face some character. Going to meet girls on campus today.
I feel amazing! I got this gash between my eyes from faceplanting two nights ago. It gives my pretty boy face some character. Going to meet girls on campus today.
Quote: (09-25-2012 11:55 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
Spotted a cute girl in a food-court area I frequent. Seconds after I spotted her, a smooth-ass black dude with dreds who works nearby--and I know has tight game--swooped in and started chatting her up. I wasn't going to cockblock him, but I wasn't going to pass up a legit opening. I saw her leave that conversation, with food in hand, and sit down nearby. That was my cue. This cat wasn't getting no aftershock, second-chance at this chick (since he works right where she sat down, and he frequently swoops with the excuse that he's wiping down some tables). I grabbed my sandwich (which had just then been finished) and sprung into action. I chatted her up with crispy, effortless game. We laughed. She said, "you should sit down." Instadate.
We talked for while about everything, and after a while I said, "let's walk." We walked around for a while, and ended up near my apartment. I asked her if she minded if I dropped some stuff off. She said no, and we went up to my place. She seemed nervous, but remained friendly. I played it cool. I wasn't going full-court press, given the vibe and circumstance.
We hung out for a little while, while I switched out some bags, and I made a delicate move. No bang, but a make-out. She was like, "you're kissing me, already?" Plans to hang out soon.
Not bad for 2:30 in the afternoon, on four hours sleep. Day game at its purest.
Awesome. Your win is our win. I'd rather an RVF player get the bang than an un-affiliated player.
Steak and a blowjob before 9am.
Went for a swim in the ocean, drank a bottle of bourbon and then crashed my bike a dozen times.
Quote: (09-26-2012 12:40 PM)Laner Wrote:
Went for a swim in the ocean, drank a bottle of bourbon and then crashed my bike a dozen times.
Tyler, is that you? I hope you didn't break your arm again....
One of my friends loves to get drunk and crash his bike all over town like the savage motherfucker he is.
Woke up, put on my best eyeliner, did a little jig in front of the mirror, tucked my junk between my legs, said to myself,
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
Whoops wrong thread
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
Whoops wrong thread
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