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I'm fucking irate today. Time for MSW to get super drunk.

Quote: (02-16-2014 01:05 PM)jariel Wrote:  
Since chicks have decided they have the right to throw their pussies around like Joe Montana, I have the right to be Jerry Rice.
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fuck fuck FUUUCCCKKK

I'm not even that drunk! But I got whiskey dick tonight on some Lebanese chick I brought back to my place. She's on my couch, I got her pants off, she's in her thong, sopping wet as can be, I'm fingering her, she keeps making really pathetic attempts at LMR, "I should goooo....I should goooo...." so I drive my fingers deeper and she's moaning away, I EASILY could have raw dogged it. Her smooth wet pussy was right there in front of me just ready to get railed. She's got great big tits, fat ass, body ready to fuck, and I can't get it up. This hasn't happened in a long time.

What's more troubling is I only had 3 drinks tonight. Is this what happens in your 30s?!?!

FUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

TEAM PINK
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Drink 12 oz of water eat some zinc and get her into the shower STAT!

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i'm shit wasted
fuck yeah
got some brazillian bitch in my room
and whats crzy is, she's drunker than me lol
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Getting fucked up, smoking up, and listening to the seminal hip-hop album Paid in Full by Eric B. and Rakim. Shit is fantastic.






I went to the store earlier to get soda but ended up buying that and a 12 pk.

Quote: (02-16-2014 01:05 PM)jariel Wrote:  
Since chicks have decided they have the right to throw their pussies around like Joe Montana, I have the right to be Jerry Rice.
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I fucking slowly got drunk off vodka and wrote about 1100 words for a short story. Bless my fucking heart.
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I just had the best poutine ever. Probably 8 billion calories, that coupled with beer I probably shouldn't eat for the next few days. Pretty drunk and wasted the rest of my night wandering around downtown. Opened a few chicks about the poutine and another for smokes (one was pretty funny, I saw her poutine, looked at it, licked my lips and said DAYUUUUUUUUUUUMNNNNN, she turned around thinking I was talking about her, hell naw your poutine looks delicious), met up with some friends and one was saying how he wants to text this chick (been trying to get with her for 2 years). This smokin hot chick is sitting by herself (at least an 8-9) drinking wine. I notice another menu across from her so I assume shes meeting some guy. I also assume this guy is going to be the g-manifesto or some shit. NOPE. A dude that could fit the description of tuths latest post on male feminists walks in. Scraggly beard, yellowed white t-shirt. He comes in from behind her, leans in in the most beta way possible and kisses her. I'm trying to keep an open mind here so I watch him because obviously he has some game to land this chick. Nope again, nothing. Hes leaning in the whole time dancing/singing to lady gaga and going nuts about the varietals of wine they were drinking. Would have assumed he was gay had he not planted a kiss right on her lips and she was looking at him with that lust/passion girls get. We leave, my friends are complaining how there are no girls I tell them to look around. They're everywhere. A group of ditzy looking chicks asks me for a light and I talk about how no one really smokes etc. Eventually went home passing countless skinny, poorly dressed beta looking dudes who have no observable game with fly, fit, well dressed club chicks. Still cant figure it out. Get on the bus its packed and some fat chick is yelling at some other chick with a big backpack to move it. I realize I was in a group project with this chick a few years ago and consider calming her the fuck down. She yells at the lady some more and just rips the lady's bag from the seat, chucks it then sits down. What a cunt.

Still baffled how a chick would do all the work in an approach, touch/kino me, number close me, phone me up to invite herself over saying how she was going to stop at the liquor store (i told her i had some and she didn't need to). Then as soon as she gets here I let her talk for 5-10 mins (a la first date bang recipe), go for the kiss and she turns away, gets up puts her shit back on , leaves and travels back the 30 mins it took her to get here.
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I am enjoying the post-takedown bliss, and rocking out hard to the Flaming Lips station on Pandora - which I just posted about. Band of Horses "Two Swords" was described (by her) as an excellent make-out song - which I completely agree with. That song is great.

Some good Radiohead going on right now. Get on this station. I am fucking hammered. Be careful when you celebrate a takedown with delicious Hendrick's and tonic. Good god. Radiohead. Awesome. I am drunk.
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Just came from a house party where I saw an old hookup I made out some years ago. She's looking more fineee, I'm planning on re-starting and get to bang her, she invited me to another party tomorrow. If I get flaked on tomorrow I'll go check it out and see whats up.

I am not drunk enough rigth now though
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Drunk drunk drunk.

I got hammered on beer then a friend I haven't seen in a while calls me and wants to hang out. Says I must try some of his homemade wine.

Cool, I'll be over, I say.

I don't know how many samples of homemade wine I had, but I daresay I'm drunk drunk drunk.

Quote: (02-16-2014 01:05 PM)jariel Wrote:  
Since chicks have decided they have the right to throw their pussies around like Joe Montana, I have the right to be Jerry Rice.
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I wish I was drunk

"All My Bitches love me....I love all my bitches,
but its like soon as I cum... I come to my senses."
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Time to settle down in the drunk lounge with my fellow RVFers... Been quite a day. This beer is very cold and very delicious.

Quote: (02-16-2014 01:05 PM)jariel Wrote:  
Since chicks have decided they have the right to throw their pussies around like Joe Montana, I have the right to be Jerry Rice.
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Cabarete. ... everyone hqtees everyone.... my friend is disspointed,.. we ditched hi ....m


fand all that..
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he went to get booze...... and we dissapeard...

now he is fuming..."'i thought we all we're friends"
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Pretty fried right now. Being sick then smoking up may not have been the best idea
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I'm guessing the drunk lounge can double as the drug lounge.

Took moon rock molly last night. I've done ecstasy before but it's always been cut with speed which is why I don't do it anymore. Hate that shit.

Got my hand on some pure crystals and took them last night. Holy fucking shit. Like a mix of very pure cocaine and LSD. No bad come-down.

I'm still high right now. I don't think my cooks have ever seen me so happy and agreeable.

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"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

TEAM PINK
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^ Nice picture there, thedude3737. I love Alex Grey's work. I have a poster similar to that image that I found years ago in a back issue of Cannabis Culture magazine. I took it out, framed it, and it's been on my wall ever since.

Quote: (02-16-2014 01:05 PM)jariel Wrote:  
Since chicks have decided they have the right to throw their pussies around like Joe Montana, I have the right to be Jerry Rice.
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drunk in Cabarete, DR. Ready to hit the town.

Damn red pill shit has gotten me to hate lazy people, which I now think everyone is... that is not good.

I need to take a break from all this
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My point is: Friends of several years, I now see them as goal-less, lazy and game-less... they'll marry the first girl that wants them and thats it...
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Holy shit, the posts I've made at this thread. o.O

Nope.
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Quote: (02-12-2013 08:59 PM)Rosca Wrote:  

Holy shit, the posts I've made at this thread. o.O

Rosca, are you Brazilian?

"All My Bitches love me....I love all my bitches,
but its like soon as I cum... I come to my senses."
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Nope but I do have Bahamian lineage in my blood.

Nope.
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Reporting in now because its easier than doing so later
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ok

"All My Bitches love me....I love all my bitches,
but its like soon as I cum... I come to my senses."
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Getting there [Image: tongue.gif] ... Lets hope I dont get as mad as yesterday... Almost got into a fight with 4 haitian pros... fun night though ^^
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