I went to the library to work on some Spanish assignments. I sat down next to this Hispanic chick. There was a guy in front of us who was listening to Michael Jackson through his earbuds. Noise was leaking out and he clearly had "Beat It" on loop. That's the topic I used to open her.
Me: Does he have "Beat It" on repeat or something?
Her: Haha I think so...He's been listening to that for at least 20 minutes before you got here.
We ended up staying at the biblioteca for 3 hours.
At one point I guessed where she was born.
Me: Let me guess...You are from Juarez.
Her: Close I was born 5 miles from the border.
She said she liked Ashton Kutcher so I showed her some pics of me when I went to California and went on the set of a movie he was shooting. She ate that shit up!
Later, she said that she liked the show How I Met Your Mother and for some reason started calling me Ted Mosebly.
She complained about not wanting to do her work so I suggested that we watch HIMYM at my place. She was down to go and then I guess had second thoughts. I wasn't done with my work yet so I stuck around a bit longer.
Me: Ok I'm going to get out of here.
Her: Wait! I'm almost done atleast walk me to my dorm I don't want to get raped!
Me: Ok we don't want you getting raped. Is your dorm Co-ed?
We leave and I tell her were going to my car and then I'll drive her to her dorm. As we are walking to my car at 1:30 in the morning.
Me: How do you think a rapist goes about attacking his victims?
Her: Haha I don't know.
Me: I mean do you think it's like this!
I put my hands around her throat for a second then I let go and gave her a half hug and hit her ass a couple times with my hand while we were walking.
So we get to my car and she made me promise to not take her anywhere but her dorm.
I tried to get her to let me try and sneak into her dorm room, but she wouldn't let me try. Instead all I got was her number and a make out.
Now I'm sitting here debating whether or not I should
See what I did there!
Me: Does he have "Beat It" on repeat or something?
Her: Haha I think so...He's been listening to that for at least 20 minutes before you got here.
We ended up staying at the biblioteca for 3 hours.
At one point I guessed where she was born.
Me: Let me guess...You are from Juarez.
Her: Close I was born 5 miles from the border.
She said she liked Ashton Kutcher so I showed her some pics of me when I went to California and went on the set of a movie he was shooting. She ate that shit up!
Later, she said that she liked the show How I Met Your Mother and for some reason started calling me Ted Mosebly.
She complained about not wanting to do her work so I suggested that we watch HIMYM at my place. She was down to go and then I guess had second thoughts. I wasn't done with my work yet so I stuck around a bit longer.
Me: Ok I'm going to get out of here.
Her: Wait! I'm almost done atleast walk me to my dorm I don't want to get raped!
Me: Ok we don't want you getting raped. Is your dorm Co-ed?
We leave and I tell her were going to my car and then I'll drive her to her dorm. As we are walking to my car at 1:30 in the morning.
Me: How do you think a rapist goes about attacking his victims?
Her: Haha I don't know.
Me: I mean do you think it's like this!
I put my hands around her throat for a second then I let go and gave her a half hug and hit her ass a couple times with my hand while we were walking.
So we get to my car and she made me promise to not take her anywhere but her dorm.
I tried to get her to let me try and sneak into her dorm room, but she wouldn't let me try. Instead all I got was her number and a make out.
Now I'm sitting here debating whether or not I should
See what I did there!