2 Confirmed
1 Maybe Was, Never Confirmed
2 Almosts, Never Budged
The most recent one didn't inform me she was one until my snake was within an inch-and-a-half from penetration. This is how it went down: Reader's Digest Version. I may have told this story around here before, I don't remember, but it wasn't in the virgin context.
Me and this girl (nerdy girl with gigantic glasses and goofy laugh, petite, cute) went out for drinks for our first date and I got her back to Tuthmosis's Pyramid (my apartment). Normal apartment game. I got her completely naked, but she refused to have sex, announcing,
"I'm not having sex with you" --something we've all heard, usually right before having sex. She blew me to completion and swallowed (unsolicited). It was a good blow-job, all told, but it was a little clumsy, which I took note of. The swallowing seemed labored, but not grossed-out.
I figured the second date would be the bang, so I set that up kinda quick. But the same exact thing happened. Completely naked.
"I'm not having sex with you." Tried to escalate anyway. No Cigar. Blow job. Swallow.
"I get it," I figured,
"this is one of those three-date-rule girls. Cute." I set up the third date and the lead up was going the exact same way. I was already thinking if this shit ends up the same, I'm done. But this time, she didn't say the thing. I put on a condom (Reluctant Raw-Dogger), and headed in. That's when she blurted:
Girl: "Wait, I've never done this before."
Tuthmosis: "What do you mean?"
Girl: "Sex. I've never had sex before."
Tuthmosis:
Girl: "I only say it because I don't know how I'm going to react. Proceed at your own risk."
Tuthmosis: [Silent LOL.]
It made me feel all special and beta to be her first, so I told myself I was going to lay it down like a goddamn fucking champ. I thought to myself,
"Girl, you just won the virgin lottery." I made some sweet-ass love, cavemanned, long-dick, short-strokes, I pulled all the stops. No tepid dicking, no drifting off, no bullshit. This was for all the marbles.
A long-ass time later, I bust. She rolls away, laughs, and says,
"Ahh, finally," or something like that. I put on some virgin music. Which she appreciated, rolling her eyes and laughing.
I'm still kind of in an ebullient mood, so I decide to cook us both dinner, from scratch. It was like 2:00am.
Tuthmosis: "I want this to be memorable for you."
Girl: "You seem even more excited about this than me."
Tuthmosis: "You should be grateful. I'm giving you the full-ass service."
Girl: "Oh, I am! What are you making?" [Rubs hands together]
(She did the dishes that I made, by the way.)
She became a regular fuck-buddy after that. She would come over at whatever ungodly hour I'd text and bang. She loved sex and was ready to go time and time and time again--more than I could give. Never brought up a relationship, never asked about anything, never wanted to go out on a date. She'd come over, we'd bang, and talk. She invited me to something once, I think, but I didn't go. Gave me a gift when she moved out of my city.
Very strange situation.