"Colt 45 and two zigzags, baby that's all we need" - Ronald Reagan
The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material]
"Colt 45 and two zigzags, baby that's all we need" - Ronald Reagan
This chick popped up on OKCupid for the LA area. I didn't know what to think. She has amazing tits on the one hand, but an eye patch on the other.
I couldn't believe it, because I sent some messages and got a conversation going, and there was something very fishy about the situation because she sent me topless photos not too long after I started talking to her.
So I searched for Spanish Pirate Porn, and she popped up.
And damn she has a bangin' body. I would bang the shit out of her, if only she lived in LA like she advertised, that lying slut/man.
I hate OKCupid.
Her name is Karla Pirata.
Pirate girl is hot. I'd look past the eyepatch and make her my girlfriend. That is if she wasn't a fucking pornstar.
Edit: just noticed that the patch is on a different eye each time. That means she's perfectly normal, at least physically, she's obviously a little fucked in the head.
Edit: just noticed that the patch is on a different eye each time. That means she's perfectly normal, at least physically, she's obviously a little fucked in the head.
"Colt 45 and two zigzags, baby that's all we need" - Ronald Reagan
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Hotwheels, why not, I say go for it.
Mech, lol are you serious
Mech, lol are you serious
"Colt 45 and two zigzags, baby that's all we need" - Ronald Reagan
e-mech, thanks for keeping this thread real. Way too many chicks posted in this thread are no-brainer 'would hit' except for the "2/10 Would Not Bang" crowd.
Fatty above with the double chin: the colors of her outfit and the pic angle are making that gut a lot smaller than it is in real life. But if I hadn't gotten any in the last couple of nights, and she showed up, I'd hit it.
Fatty above with the double chin: the colors of her outfit and the pic angle are making that gut a lot smaller than it is in real life. But if I hadn't gotten any in the last couple of nights, and she showed up, I'd hit it.
Hotwheels it could be scarification body modifaction. Or some other form of scar/burn. Regardless I would totally bang. As for the eye patch girl fuck yeah I'd bang her, I'd bring her to metal/punk shows and get ridiculous amounts of street cred.
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el mech's chunky blonde I'd bang after giving her a mask made of bentonite clay and ACV. Blond and big tits are hard for me to resist....
The last two? Maybe after a bottle of Canadian Club.
The last two? Maybe after a bottle of Canadian Club.
jesus mech where do you find these...
Pirate girl in a heartbeat. She could be way less hot and I'd still go for the bang just to say I've banged a one eyed chick. I'd probably try to skullfuck her.
Girl with weird chest markings in a heartbeat. I don't give a fuck about that, her face is hot, and judging by small amounts of arm fat the rest of her ain't bad either. Would bang for days.
Mech: polka dot porker, and the two leather faces above? Not in the worst dry spell of my life, at the club at 1:59 A.M., high on ecstasy and cialis with 8 shots in me. Only possibility would be meeting up with polka dot porker in an alley somewhere and let her gobble my cock, but only if I get to bust a nut in her hair.
Pirate girl in a heartbeat. She could be way less hot and I'd still go for the bang just to say I've banged a one eyed chick. I'd probably try to skullfuck her.
Girl with weird chest markings in a heartbeat. I don't give a fuck about that, her face is hot, and judging by small amounts of arm fat the rest of her ain't bad either. Would bang for days.
Mech: polka dot porker, and the two leather faces above? Not in the worst dry spell of my life, at the club at 1:59 A.M., high on ecstasy and cialis with 8 shots in me. Only possibility would be meeting up with polka dot porker in an alley somewhere and let her gobble my cock, but only if I get to bust a nut in her hair.
Ugliest chick I banged. She doesn't look that bad here. ONS with her years ago. The jackpot was when she got naked and I checked out her tats, if I recall correctly (I was shitfaced) this girl's tramp stamp is a heart with a "69" in the middle of it. To top that off? She has tattoos of motherfucking HANDLEBARS on her hips. She was a beast the morning after.
She's also got a blog about how amazing she is and how many guys she's fucked.
Would you hit it?
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@thedude3737
Pirate girl has both her eyes. Look at the pics.
Pirate girl has both her eyes. Look at the pics.
"Colt 45 and two zigzags, baby that's all we need" - Ronald Reagan
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No way- not even if I was plastered.
Quote: (05-10-2012 03:45 PM)soup Wrote:
Quote: (05-10-2012 03:41 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
No way- not even if I was plastered. It's funny, just last night I had cougar directly ask me if would have sex with her.
I politely declined, and she asked if I had any friends that would do the deed. She's around 50.
id hit up the chick w the black tee.
id hit up the chick w the black tee.
Not with a ten foot pole.
that 70 year old looks like a washed up 80s hair metal lead singer with lipstick on. Would not bang.
Wait, pirate girl IS missing an eye!
I was just staring at those titties again when I noticed the eyepatch is on the opposite side of the tatt. In both pics.
I was just staring at those titties again when I noticed the eyepatch is on the opposite side of the tatt. In both pics.
"Colt 45 and two zigzags, baby that's all we need" - Ronald Reagan
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