Quote: (05-10-2012 11:48 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

Wtf are those marks on her chest?

This chick popped up on OKCupid for the LA area. I didn't know what to think. She has amazing tits on the one hand, but an eye patch on the other.



I couldn't believe it, because I sent some messages and got a conversation going, and there was something very fishy about the situation because she sent me topless photos not too long after I started talking to her.

So I searched for Spanish Pirate Porn, and she popped up.

And damn she has a bangin' body. I would bang the shit out of her, if only she lived in LA like she advertised, that lying slut/man.



I hate OKCupid.

Her name is Karla Pirata.

Pirate girl is hot. I'd look past the eyepatch and make her my girlfriend. That is if she wasn't a fucking pornstar.

Edit: just noticed that the patch is on a different eye each time. That means she's perfectly normal, at least physically, she's obviously a little fucked in the head.

Quote: (05-10-2012 01:23 PM)Walnuts Wrote:  

Quote: (05-10-2012 11:48 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

Wtf are those marks on her chest?

They seem to be permanent according to her profile. No idea what they are.

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Hotwheels, why not, I say go for it.

Mech, lol are you serious

e-mech, thanks for keeping this thread real. Way too many chicks posted in this thread are no-brainer 'would hit' except for the "2/10 Would Not Bang" crowd.

Fatty above with the double chin: the colors of her outfit and the pic angle are making that gut a lot smaller than it is in real life. But if I hadn't gotten any in the last couple of nights, and she showed up, I'd hit it.

Hotwheels it could be scarification body modifaction. Or some other form of scar/burn. Regardless I would totally bang. As for the eye patch girl fuck yeah I'd bang her, I'd bring her to metal/punk shows and get ridiculous amounts of street cred.

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el mech's chunky blonde I'd bang after giving her a mask made of bentonite clay and ACV. Blond and big tits are hard for me to resist....

The last two? Maybe after a bottle of Canadian Club.

jesus mech where do you find these...

Pirate girl in a heartbeat. She could be way less hot and I'd still go for the bang just to say I've banged a one eyed chick. I'd probably try to skullfuck her.

Girl with weird chest markings in a heartbeat. I don't give a fuck about that, her face is hot, and judging by small amounts of arm fat the rest of her ain't bad either. Would bang for days.

Mech: polka dot porker, and the two leather faces above? Not in the worst dry spell of my life, at the club at 1:59 A.M., high on ecstasy and cialis with 8 shots in me. Only possibility would be meeting up with polka dot porker in an alley somewhere and let her gobble my cock, but only if I get to bust a nut in her hair.

Ugliest chick I banged. She doesn't look that bad here. ONS with her years ago. The jackpot was when she got naked and I checked out her tats, if I recall correctly (I was shitfaced) this girl's tramp stamp is a heart with a "69" in the middle of it. To top that off? She has tattoos of motherfucking HANDLEBARS on her hips. She was a beast the morning after.

She's also got a blog about how amazing she is and how many guys she's fucked.

Would you hit it?

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@thedude3737

Pirate girl has both her eyes. Look at the pics.

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No way- not even if I was plastered.

Quote: (05-10-2012 03:45 PM)soup Wrote:  

Quote: (05-10-2012 03:41 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

No way- not even if I was plastered. It's funny, just last night I had cougar directly ask me if would have sex with her.

I politely declined, and she asked if I had any friends that would do the deed. She's around 50.

Quote: (05-10-2012 03:32 PM)Walnuts Wrote:  

@thedude3737

Pirate girl has both her eyes. Look at the pics.

a guy can dream

Shes 70 and a virgin

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/70-...06620.html

id hit up the chick w the black tee.

id hit up the chick w the black tee.

Not with a ten foot pole.

that 70 year old looks like a washed up 80s hair metal lead singer with lipstick on. Would not bang.

Quote: (05-11-2012 12:39 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

that 70 year old looks like a washed up 80s hair metal lead singer with lipstick on. Would not bang.

Wait, pirate girl IS missing an eye!
I was just staring at those titties again when I noticed the eyepatch is on the opposite side of the tatt. In both pics.