Quote: (05-08-2016 10:24 PM)Oz. Wrote:  

Found a video of forum member Kona

Found Kona again, this time milking the coconut.

Fake News, Kona doesnt drink coconut water, he drinks Busch beer that he stole from Walmart.

YoungBlade

King of Belgrade himself. Dragan

Quote: (06-22-2018 11:20 AM)realologist Wrote:  

King of Belgrade himself. Dragan

Incorrect. Dragan is a long-term "expat," so he looks like this:

...


Nola and Dragan

Quote: (06-12-2018 12:38 PM)Oz. Wrote:  

Quote: (05-08-2016 10:24 PM)Oz. Wrote:  

Found a video of forum member Kona

Found Kona again, this time milking the coconut.

Is this a typical Polynesian workout? Seems to yield good results.

Every time I see this thread "blue" (as in unchecked), I pray to my lord satan that no one has posted a supposed photo of me. Thank you for not doing so.

In the back of my heart of hearts, I know, no matter what, that it's always easier to poke fun at Kona, for some strange reason, and that gives me comfort.

#poloneysianethnostate I'm in for the win! I just haven't become quite enough racist yet, but I'm trying.

(Then debeguiled will make fun of him no matter what happens to me)

Quote: (06-23-2018 12:25 AM)Dulceácido Wrote:  

Every time I see this thread "blue" (as in unchecked), I pray to my lord satan that no one has posted a supposed photo of me. Thank you for not doing so.

In the back of my heart of hearts, I know, no matter what, that it's always easier to poke fun at Kona, for some strange reason, and that gives me comfort.

#poloneysianethnostate I'm in for the win! I just haven't become quite enough racist yet, but I'm trying.

(Then debeguiled will make fun of him no matter what happens to me)

You're on your own, bro. I shot my wad. Can't think of any more Hawaiian lawn jokes.

I'm out. Keep fighting the good fight though. The truth is, he is making fun of all of us and needs pushback.

I am too tired.

Please go on without me.

It needs doing.

Its OK if you guys want to make fun of me. I appreciate being compared to the coconut milk man, also. Thing is, I'm nothing like that guy. The place that video was made is far from my house. Maybe thirty minutes. I don't like to go that far.

And Debguiled and Dulceido, if you guys need some lawn care tips I'm here to help. I'm out of jokes myself when it comes to Portland and Clyde Drexler.

Aloha!

Hey - Mazeltov Kona! Join the tribe!



Me before joining RVF:



Me now:



Well, not really that far, but you get the gist.

delete

This is how I picture Kona hoe whispering



And here's one of his hoewhispererettes in training

Quote: (06-23-2018 03:23 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

You're on your own, bro. I shot my wad. Can't think of any more Hawaiian lawn jokes.

I'm out. Keep fighting the good fight though. The truth is, he is making fun of all of us and needs pushback.

I am too tired.

Please go on without me.

It needs doing.

Abandoning me on the battlefield, Englishman? We bailed you out of two big ones and you leave me here with this:



How am I supposed to deal with this?

Quote: (06-23-2018 11:55 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:  

Quote: (06-23-2018 03:23 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

You're on your own, bro. I shot my wad. Can't think of any more Hawaiian lawn jokes.

I'm out. Keep fighting the good fight though. The truth is, he is making fun of all of us and needs pushback.

I am too tired.

Please go on without me.

It needs doing.

Abandoning me on the battlefield, Englishman? We bailed you out of two big ones and you leave me here with this:



How am I supposed to deal with this?

Rember he's in Portland. That's certified organic farm-to-table lawn. You can inject that into your veins and not get autism.

OK, now I'm really outta Portland jokes.

Aloha!

< Obviously I am not a Nazi in any shape or form - I just like the transformation (without the Swastika). I still love black folk and Jews and everyone else under the sun. (within reason and common sense)

Nazism and Hitler were one of the worst things that happened to Germany.

The transformation is more like from this:



To this:

Quote: (06-23-2018 11:55 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:  

Quote: (06-23-2018 03:23 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

You're on your own, bro. I shot my wad. Can't think of any more Hawaiian lawn jokes.

I'm out. Keep fighting the good fight though. The truth is, he is making fun of all of us and needs pushback.

I am too tired.

Please go on without me.

It needs doing.

Abandoning me on the battlefield, Englishman? We bailed you out of two big ones and you leave me here with this:



How am I supposed to deal with this?

Ha. From the US, but my background is Irish. Your own kind are letting you down.

This thread has 50 pages, classic case of men putting a ton of stock in looks (I'm guilty of this).

For the record, I'm an 8/10

Quote: (06-23-2018 05:31 PM)Kona Wrote:  

Its OK if you guys want to make fun of me. I appreciate being compared to the coconut milk man, also. Thing is, I'm nothing like that guy. The place that video was made is far from my house. Maybe thirty minutes. I don't like to go that far.

And Debguiled and Dulceido, if you guys need some lawn care tips I'm here to help. I'm out of jokes myself when it comes to Portland and Clyde Drexler.

Aloha!

Clyde Drexler was no joke.

Might have a member or two that look like this...heheh:

Quote: (06-24-2018 06:56 PM)jordypip23 Wrote:  

Might have a member or two that look like this...heheh:

Not to mention, he has the wealth required to be a lazy fat fuck.

Quote: (06-24-2018 08:40 PM)Suits Wrote:  

Quote: (06-24-2018 06:56 PM)jordypip23 Wrote:  

Might have a member or two that look like this...heheh:

Not to mention, he has the wealth required to be a lazy fat fuck.

Hahah yeah. The two members that I have met had swag & enough physical fitness to definitely slay poon. Nothing like this meme lollll.

Quote: (06-24-2018 04:18 PM)BlastbeatCasanova Wrote:  

This thread has 50 pages, classic case of men putting a ton of stock in looks (I'm guilty of this).

For the record, I'm an 8/10

BlastbeatCasanova

Quote: (06-24-2018 06:56 PM)jordypip23 Wrote:  

Jay Gould spys some damaged goods.

Quote: (06-24-2018 08:40 PM)Suits Wrote:  

Quote: (06-24-2018 06:56 PM)jordypip23 Wrote:  

Might have a member or two that look like this...heheh:

Not to mention, he has the wealth required to be a lazy fat fuck.

But he has his room in order and clean, so according to Jordan Peterson his life is going great.