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03-28-2018, 03:21 AM
This isn't strange nor new. There is a fairly large and established market for concealed carry specific clothing these days, hundreds of companies, and women's lines are the fastest growing. They have sewn in holster-like areas that cover the trigger and retain the gun safely. If you read American gun mags (I do) you have seen this all over for years.
The implication that these are sacred "yoga pants" and omg they are associating that with a FIREARM (scary caps required) is quite funny. Women wear these stretchy clothing as normal everyday clothes now. They are neither yoga pants nor exercise pants. They are pants. And people legally and safely carry firearms. Including millions of women.
But to the sheltered Hillary Islands this is shocking I guess. Maybe if the left didn't ban and silence everything firearm related they would not be so shocked at normal things.
It is really weird how there are basically two Americas, and completely normal things in one of the Americas are alien to the other America. With the insanity of one of the groups, I feel like someday this conflict is going to have to be dealt with in some way.
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03-28-2018, 05:06 AM
A good product on overall, only I would not recommend keeping a phone so close to ovaries.
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03-28-2018, 06:32 AM
The thought of a Glock hiding in those ^^^^ shapely pants is much hotter to imagine than the extra 40 lbs (or more) most heifers squeeze into them. I can only imagine one of the yoga pant wearing chubsters trying to draw their .357 past that giant muffin top.
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03-28-2018, 07:00 AM
The strategic placement of that knife is interesting.
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03-28-2018, 04:27 PM
I have had a few nosy people ask me why am I wearing a backbrace, why do I look fatter, and one guy asked how many guns am I carrying.
I wear one of these spandex holsters appendix sometimes (Cannot carry inside the waistband all the time), with spare mags and a knife. If I have "imprint" issues sometimes, I bet some of these women will.
Unless you wear jeans and a shirt not tucked in, it's hard to be 100% concealed. Especially if you are fat. Doesn't matter what they wear. I once saw a dude 350+ carrying what looked like a full sized 1911 handgun in a holster attached to his belt through his giant t-shirt. He wasn't fooling anybody....
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03-28-2018, 08:59 PM
I don't get that joke, is there a holster on that or something?
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03-28-2018, 10:55 PM
As long as they prominently display the mons pubis
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03-29-2018, 04:57 AM
Suits, off body carry of any firearm is a bad idea. Fanny pack guy, purse carry woman, and murse carry guy all have the same risk.
If someone tries to steal your purse now they have your phone, wallet, keys, and your gun. Also no attacker is going to wait for you to unzip anything to pull out a gun.
Besides in Texas you can carry the AR openly with a sling across the shoulder.
Any real dad knows that the free space under the stroller is for baby stuff or shopping bags. Good luck asking the wife to let you put weapons on the stroller. That real estate is valuable.
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03-30-2018, 02:43 AM
Yoga pants are alright but god damn I am starting to get sick of them. At first they were hot but now it's just impossible to enjoy bare legs cause they're always covered up with jet black workout pants. Besides, it's like a push up bra for the ass. When I was younger mini-skirts were the lower body clothing item of choice for girls. God I miss those days. Now it's a fucking miracle to see one, dresses are pretty rare too. Just chicks walking around like they're at the gym. Amazing how common mini jean skirts were but are now basically extinct.
But yeah I'm sure having a firearm, a knife, and phone on your person when doing yoga is super important or something. Fucking hell girls wear actual clothes not fucking workout gear everywhere.
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03-30-2018, 08:14 AM
Are you referring to the old jeans that had a waist above the hips? What are now called Mom jeans. Jeans accentuate a tiny waist, good ass, and an hourglass shape? Yeah, I miss those as well.