Quote: (12-03-2017 08:47 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  

I took my wife for exploratory surgery to see how bad her cancer is. It's stage 4, but thank God, it's not beyond treatment. Took care of her, and encouraged her through her first chemo treatment.

Good luck. The pair of you will be in the thoughts of me and mine. Wishing her a speedy recovery.

When I was a teenager, my father did me a solid. He stumbled across my porn stash. He ended up putting it in his locking toolbox before my mother saw it.

My father passed away a few months ago, and we’ve finally been able to start going through stuff in his and my mother’s basement. And I came across some of his old dirty movies. Candy Goes To Hollywood, and a few others.

I boxed them up and threw them in my car’s trunk, repaying the solid.

Quote: (12-03-2017 08:47 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  

I took my wife for exploratory surgery to see how bad her cancer is. It's stage 4, but thank God, it's not beyond treatment. Took care of her, and encouraged her through her first chemo treatment.

Sorry the two of you are going through this, know you have lots of support here.

Not what I did today, exactly. But I got repped by 2 RVF Members that I highly respect today. Pretty fuckin manly, if you ask me. As a man, I feel very validated by the calibre of these men, their RVF influence on me & their reps.

I took my dawg to have his balls snipped... I had a huge problem with this decision. I didn't want to clip his balls. I just kept thinking what a shitty thing to do to someone. I wrestled with the idea all the way out of my neighborhood. Then, I just said "fuck it," and turned my car around and went back home. I ain't cutting off his balls. Fuck that. Went back home and I took him to the park and threw a stick for him to chase.
He's awesome and I love this motherfucker. Can't believe I started to clip his balls.

Quote: (12-04-2017 11:23 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:  

I took my dawg to have his balls snipped... I had a huge problem with this decision. I didn't want to clip his balls. I just kept thinking what a shitty thing to do to someone. I wrestled with the idea all the way out of my neighborhood. Then, I just said "fuck it," and turned my car around and went back home. I ain't cutting off his balls. Fuck that. Went back home and I took him to the park and threw a stick for him to chase.
He's awesome and I love this motherfucker. Can't believe I started to clip his balls.

The Dog Whisperer says unneutered male dogs that are not able to mate experience frustration, which can lead to aggression. Spaying or neutering your dog is an important part of responsible pet ownership.

Or you could jerk him off every once in a while.

Quote: (12-05-2017 12:01 AM)Chowder Head Wrote:  

Quote: (12-04-2017 11:23 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:  

I took my dawg to have his balls snipped... I had a huge problem with this decision. I didn't want to clip his balls. I just kept thinking what a shitty thing to do to someone. I wrestled with the idea all the way out of my neighborhood. Then, I just said "fuck it," and turned my car around and went back home. I ain't cutting off his balls. Fuck that. Went back home and I took him to the park and threw a stick for him to chase.
He's awesome and I love this motherfucker. Can't believe I started to clip his balls.

The Dog Whisperer says unneutered male dogs that are not able to mate experience frustration, which can lead to aggression. Spaying or neutering your dog is an important part of responsible pet ownership.

He's an attack dog so there really is no downside to him being aggressive. I'll probably breed him when he's a little older now that I didn't neuter him.

lol and "no" on the jerking him off recommendation.

HOLY SHIT.... There are sex toys for dawgs... Just googled this.

Quote: (12-05-2017 10:21 AM)Dulceácido Wrote:  



HOLY SHIT.... There are sex toys for dawgs... Just googled this.

Quote: (12-04-2017 11:23 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:  

I took my dawg to have his balls snipped... I had a huge problem with this decision. I didn't want to clip his balls. I just kept thinking what a shitty thing to do to someone. I wrestled with the idea all the way out of my neighborhood. Then, I just said "fuck it," and turned my car around and went back home. I ain't cutting off his balls. Fuck that. Went back home and I took him to the park and threw a stick for him to chase.
He's awesome and I love this motherfucker. Can't believe I started to clip his balls.

Oh Jesus. Really?

I have a newly acquired 3 yr old Jack Russell, still with balls & added PTSD. He cannot help himself but yell at everyone/thing that passes by. On our own, he could not be more affectionate & cuddly.

I have been wondering if neutering him is the thing to do. But my conscience weighs heavy. He's not aggressive at all, just heavily traumatised which is why he tells all to get fucked. And most of them are the local soy boys. So of course, I approve of this privately.

It's actually quite stressful taking him for a walk. My area is roughly 85% soy saturated.

Ridiculous beards, fucking soy milk sophistry & exposed ankles.

It's a PTSD-ridden Jack Russell's screaming gallery.

Quote: (12-06-2017 06:35 AM)Conscious Pirate Wrote:  

Quote: (12-04-2017 11:23 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:  

I took my dawg to have his balls snipped... I had a huge problem with this decision. I didn't want to clip his balls. I just kept thinking what a shitty thing to do to someone. I wrestled with the idea all the way out of my neighborhood. Then, I just said "fuck it," and turned my car around and went back home. I ain't cutting off his balls. Fuck that. Went back home and I took him to the park and threw a stick for him to chase.
He's awesome and I love this motherfucker. Can't believe I started to clip his balls.

Oh Jesus. Really?

I have a newly acquired 3 yr old Jack Russell, still with balls & added PTSD. He cannot help himself but yell at everyone/thing that passes by. On our own, he could not be more affectionate & cuddly.

I have been wondering if neutering him is the thing to do. But my conscience weighs heavy. He's not aggressive at all, just heavily traumatised which is why he tells all to get fucked. And most of them are the local soy boys. So of course, I approve of this privately.

It's actually quite stressful taking him for a walk. My area is roughly 85% soy saturated.

Ridiculous beards, fucking soy milk sophistry & exposed ankles.

It's a PTSD-ridden Jack Russell's screaming gallery.

JRT are notorious for needing a lot of exercise. All dogs do to a certain degree but the Jack Russell are one that need it especially so. Pent up energy can manifest in a lot of bad behaviors such as biting

Quote: (12-04-2017 11:23 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:  

I took my dawg to have his balls snipped... I had a huge problem with this decision. I didn't want to clip his balls. I just kept thinking what a shitty thing to do to someone. I wrestled with the idea all the way out of my neighborhood. Then, I just said "fuck it," and turned my car around and went back home. I ain't cutting off his balls. Fuck that. Went back home and I took him to the park and threw a stick for him to chase.
He's awesome and I love this motherfucker. Can't believe I started to clip his balls.

If God didnt want your dog to have balls he would have been born a bitch. Good on you

If your dog is bored then make one of these.



The dog has to invert the bottle to get the food out. It's their equivalent of candy crush.

Noticed my athletic shoes were developing a subtle odor from foot sweat.

I learned this years ago when doing a house share with active duty military types. Sprayed a very small amount of cologne into them, no more sweat odor for a few weeks. The military guys used to do this with their boots.

When I had my older cars, I was a big fan of Plasti-Dip to cover up bumper and fender flaws. And I’ve dipped a few other things too, and now I’ve got a pretty good idea what does and doesn’t work.

My son wanted to dip a couple of his things, and his perception was simply “spray and done”. After explaining that it’s not a 15 second job, we spent more time doing the prep work than actually spraying.. which was the lesson.

Prep work (and by definition preparing) is an important part of any job.

Working on two new bows.

Reminds me. I really need to get a compressor. I don't know why I've gone so long without one. Really bloody useful.

Went to church.

Signed up at a new (to me) BJJ shop after a couple months' hiatus from MMA stuff.

I liked the place I went to for the past six years, but it was growing more disorganized and attrition had left modest-ability me at the top of the class. It's a beneficially humbling experience to be a white belt at the low end of the class lineup again - remembering how little you know keeps the attitude in check.

Quote: (12-04-2017 11:23 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:  

I took my dawg to have his balls snipped... I had a huge problem with this decision. I didn't want to clip his balls. I just kept thinking what a shitty thing to do to someone. I wrestled with the idea all the way out of my neighborhood. Then, I just said "fuck it," and turned my car around and went back home. I ain't cutting off his balls. Fuck that. Went back home and I took him to the park and threw a stick for him to chase.
He's awesome and I love this motherfucker. Can't believe I started to clip his balls.

Everyone around me told me to neuter my English Bulldog. There's no way I could do that to him.

A dog is man's best friend.

Would you cut off your best friend's balls?

I hope not...

Unless you're a soi boi. Then you're probably thinking:

"What are those and what use could they possibly have? Off with his balls!"

Hell no.

If I still had my English Bulldog, I'd make sure to buy him a bitch that's at least a 7 (in English Bulldog bitch hotness). I'd also make sure she had a good personality before buying her, too. Don't want her nagging him all the time or stepping out.

I just upgrayedd my classic pimpmobile to leather seats.

Did you buy them used?

Is the bag in the back seat filled with the ransom money?

Aloha!

Quote: (05-19-2018 03:40 PM)Kona Wrote:  

Is the bag in the back seat filled with the ransom money?

Aloha!

That is obviously a Marlboro duffel bag.



Buy 1000 packs of Marlboros, tear off the logos from the packs, send them in, and you get a free duffel bag.

Do you know how manly you have to be to smoke that many Marlboros?

It's a Marlboro duffel bag. Who the hell cares what's in it.