That bad news is that you better like "curvy" chicks:

http://www.curvesconnect.com

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We often hear not to judge a book by its cover, but 99% of online daters do just that. If you don't post a photo fit for a fashion magazine, you get overlooked.

So now land whales have their own dating website.

Best click bait thread ever.
Most disappointing thread ever.

Props for killing two birds with one stone.

OP should work for Huffington post

Quote: (11-25-2017 09:51 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  

OP should work for Huffington post

No thanks, I like my balls right where they are.

Quote: (11-25-2017 09:32 PM)Chetthebaker Wrote:  

Best click bait thread ever.
Most disappointing thread ever.

Props for killing two birds with one stone.

Sorry to disappoint. I was trying to be sarcastic, and apparently failed on that mark. I seem to recall seeing worse disparages on here however.

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Quote: (11-25-2017 09:32 PM)Chetthebaker Wrote:  

Best click bait thread ever.
Most disappointing thread ever.

Props for killing two birds with one stone.

Sorry to disappoint. I was trying to be sarcastic, and apparently failed on that mark. I seem to recall seeing worse disparages on here however.

It would have landed better if it wasn't posted in the game section.

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We often hear not to judge a book by its cover, but 99% of online daters do just that. If you don't post a photo fit for a fashion magazine, you get overlooked.

This is only true if we are talking about men. For women, the only requirements necessary to be swamped with messages and men willing to buy them dinner are

(1) Don't be fat.
(2) Don't be hideous.
(3) Don't be older than 35.

On the other hand, only men who have actually stepped from the covers of fashion magazines can use online dating with any success without adopting a spam mentality and method.

"On the other hand, only men who have actually stepped from the covers of fashion magazines can use online dating with any success without adopting a spam mentality and method."

Not saying anything we don't already know, but it surprises me how true this is these days. I've been on and off various online dating sites, swipe apps etc for the past ~10 years, as have a couple of my close pals, and the past year or two have seen a huge drop-off in responsiveness and seriousness. Definitely used to be an above-average (read: decently masculine and game-aware) guy could expect some results online as part of a multiple-income-stream dating strategy.

I know the forum has had some differing opinions on online sites over the years, but they really seem to have categorically devolved into online versions of club game...in some cases worse, as men can't flex some of their attraction markers like stature and boldness, and there's no time for banter before chicks move on to the next swipe.

From a different perspective though, great marketing and innovation...chicks are swiping on these things constantly while simultaneous complaining (and writing articles) about how all the guys they meet on the apps are jerks.

Quote: (11-26-2017 06:00 AM)Suits Wrote:  

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We often hear not to judge a book by its cover, but 99% of online daters do just that. If you don't post a photo fit for a fashion magazine, you get overlooked.

Maybe in the old days you couldn't judge a book by it's cover, but now, there's a damn good reason books have covers - so you know what the hell is inside of them. If a magazine has a picture of a chick sucking some guy's dick on the cover, I'm pretty sure it's a porno mag.

Quote: (11-26-2017 05:25 AM)Rhyme or Reason Wrote:  

Quote: (11-25-2017 10:25 PM)Bluto Wrote:  

Quote: (11-25-2017 09:32 PM)Chetthebaker Wrote:  

Best click bait thread ever.
Most disappointing thread ever.

Props for killing two birds with one stone.

Sorry to disappoint. I was trying to be sarcastic, and apparently failed on that mark. I seem to recall seeing worse disparages on here however.

It would have landed better if it wasn't posted in the game section.

Originally, I had it in the everything else section. It was moved to the game section.

You could always go hunting in the plus sized section at dillards. I've heard there's good ratios there.

Quote: (11-26-2017 10:41 AM)HedoRick Wrote:  

You could always go hunting in the plus sized section at dillards. I've heard there's good ratios there.

Yes you most certainly can. Good thing about getting older is that I don't have to go for Mall Ass.

OP, you misspelled seekingarrangement.com

You know what kills me, is that I actually like halfway chunky thots. The problem is that every woman who describes herself as curvy is 400 lbs of fat whore.

Newsflash harlot, you're not curvy. You're an amorphous blob of adipose tissue.

I'm down with the thickness, but I shouldn't need a 12 inch dick just to get the tip in.

Quote: (11-26-2017 09:01 AM)SlickyBoy Wrote:  

If a magazine has a picture of a chick sucking some guy's dick on the cover, I'm pretty sure it's a porno mag.

Or Teen Vogue

Quote: (11-26-2017 06:15 PM)Transsimian Wrote:  

Quote: (11-26-2017 09:01 AM)SlickyBoy Wrote:  

If a magazine has a picture of a chick sucking some guy's dick on the cover, I'm pretty sure it's a porno mag.

Or Teen Vogue

No no, that's if the magazine has a picture of a girl taking a guy's dick in her ass.

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Quote: (11-26-2017 06:00 AM)Suits Wrote:  

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We often hear not to judge a book by its cover, but 99% of online daters do just that. If you don't post a photo fit for a fashion magazine, you get overlooked.

This is only true if we are talking about men. For women, the only requirements necessary to be swamped with messages and men willing to buy them dinner are

(1) Don't be fat.
(2) Don't be hideous.
(3) Don't be older than 35.

On the other hand, only men who have actually stepped from the covers of fashion magazines can use online dating with any success without adopting a spam mentality and method.

It's funny, because in person I usually pull 8s or 9s.

Online?

I can barely get 5s to respond to me.

I've found online dating to be a total waste of time.

If a man is feeling too confident or having too productive of a day, there is no better solution than swiping on Bumble for 15 minutes.

Nothing makes me feel worse than swiping right 300 times only to match with 5 fat chicks, all of who start the convo with the same incredibly lazy "Hey."

It's just not an accurate depiction of real life for a half decent man who is willing to approach.

Quote: (11-27-2017 07:47 AM)Eddie Winslow Wrote:  

If a man is feeling too confident or having too productive of a day, there is no better solution than swiping on Bumble for 15 minutes.

Nothing makes me feel worse than swiping right 300 times only to match with 5 fat chicks, all of who start the convo with the same incredibly lazy "Hey."

It's just not an accurate depiction of real life for a half decent man who is willing to approach.

Totally true. I used to hop on the swipe apps before going to bed, and found it a good way to kill my good mood from the day and give myself some bedtime anxiety. You gotta control your habits to control your happiness, and things like "don't do a soul-crushing exercise" is a habit you gotta be disciplined about.

Quote: (11-27-2017 04:53 AM)HankMoody Wrote:  

It's funny, because in person I usually pull 8s or 9s.

Online?

I can barely get 5s to respond to me.

I've found online dating to be a total waste of time.

In my opinion, online is almost dead if it is not already.

In November 2012, I got my second bang ever from a Colombiana in DC who opened me.

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Quote: (11-25-2017 08:22 PM)Bluto Wrote:  

That bad news is that you better like "curvy" chicks:
http://www.curvesconnect.com

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We often hear not to judge a book by its cover, but 99% of online daters do just that. If you don't post a photo fit for a fashion magazine, you get overlooked.

So now land whales have their own dating website.

I will keep this in mind just in case pure desperation strikes me. I had a good sexual experience with a chubby 5 not long ago.

Quote: (11-27-2017 11:44 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

In my opinion, online is almost dead if it is not already.

Yup, It's dead.

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Quote: (11-27-2017 11:44 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

In my opinion, online is almost dead if it is not already.

Yup, It's dead.

Still grinding out pussy here and there.

You can still get your dick plenty wet with online dating, but it's a question of how low can you go?

Caveat- tinder is still great for some.

Quote: (11-28-2017 11:41 PM)HedoRick Wrote:  

You can still get your dick plenty wet with online dating, but it's a question of how low can you go?

Pretty low.