I love the taste of unsweetened soy milk, ice cold, in a chilled rocks glass, downed in one go.

Few will admit this.

Kids' movies. Just finished Trolls and loved it.

This will mean nothing to most of you younger guys, but, damn, did I ever want to bang early-90's-career-decline-era Betty Boo.






Even worse, I think that's a really good string arrangement.

Don't look her up... don't look her up...

GODDAMMIT!

I don't spend all my on these things, but I do like cartoons, manga, anime, and webcomics. As long as something has some sweet characters or a good story, preferably both, I'm willing to give it a chance regardless of the medium (unless it's Beta). The Amazing World of Gumball is mostly a kids' show, but I find a lot hilarious shit in it.

I'll listen to goofy or poppy music as long as I like the song. I like Panic at the Disco! I think Steve Urie has a great voice that holds up to this day.

Quote: (07-07-2017 02:21 AM)King of Monkeys Wrote:  

I don't spend all my on these things, but I do like cartoons, manga, anime, and webcomics. As long as something has some sweet characters or a good story, preferably both, I'm willing to give it a chance regardless of the medium (unless it's Beta). The Amazing World of Gumball is mostly a kids' show, but I find a lot hilarious shit in it.

I'll listen to goofy or poppy music as long as I like the song. I like Panic at the Disco! I think Steve Urie has a great voice that holds up to this day.

Shows that are good:

World of Gumball
Adventure Time
Rocko's Modern World
Beavis and Butthead
Fosters House of Imaginary Friends
Ren and Stimpy
King of the Hill


I jam to some Blink 182, My Chem Romance, and P! at the Disco as well to remember my teenage years. My mom would call Rammstein devil worshiping music.

Quote: (07-07-2017 12:33 AM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

This will mean nothing to most of you younger guys, but, damn, did I ever want to bang early-90's-career-decline-era Betty Boo.

Even worse, I think that's a really good string arrangement.

Don't look her up... don't look her up...

GODDAMMIT!

Oh come on, it's only been 25 years, she was quite the spunkrat, surely time hasn't been quite that--(Googles)

Hell of a fall from this:



to this:



It's strange. If you saw pictures of me on stage in the 90's, I just look like a skinnier, far less-formidable version of who I am now. Sort of like I was a rough clay model and now I'm a carefully-carved marble statue. Many women who knew me have told me I'm much sexier now. Meanwhile, women start out as works of fine art and decay into smeary, thumbnail sketches, and I've yet to meet one who twenty-five years has made sexier.

Apparently she's touring this year, singing all her hit.

EDIT: I stand corrected. Though she was a one-and-a-half hit wonder in Australia, she had 5 Top 30 hits in England, but only one of her singles crawled to #90 on the US Billboard Charts.

AB I've posted before on how women are a reminder to all of us how quickly the sand slips through the hourglass.

It happens to us, too, just a different shaped curve.

Again though, I don't judge women too harshly for this reason. They have reason to act a lil crazy. Imagine being the utmost desirable thing in the world at the beginning of your maturity/adulthood, then slowly but progressively declining until, in just a few years, you go from way more desirable than your peers (guys) to way less desirable than your peers (guys).

It's a shame. And women think we don't desire them later in life. It's not that we don't. It's that, compared to earlier in life (18-30) where they were at their peak, there's simply no comparison. Even a man at his peak say 35, a good lookin dude, can't compete with a hot 18-30 year old chick. Women think we don't like them after 40. We do, just not nearly as much as we like the 18-30 year olds.

It's a shame, and women are the biggest shamers of appreciating it. And again, let's not judge them too harshly.

Reality Dating shows like The Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise.

Turkish pop music.

ASMR

It’s like porn, but for wholesome femininity instead of rampant whoredom.

And I’m sitting here like, “Ooh yeah baby darn those socks and tell me about your day. Ooh you took the kids apple picking? Man that’s so sweet.”

Sometimes when i'm in an idgaf mood I listen to mumble rappers like lil pump, the craziest thing is that this guy is 17.

I love EDM.

I'd never go to a festival, but I love blasting that shit through my house.

Quote: (11-15-2017 09:23 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:  

ASMR

It’s like porn, but for wholesome femininity instead of rampant whoredom.

And I’m sitting here like, “Ooh yeah baby darn those socks and tell me about your day. Ooh you took the kids apple picking? Man that’s so sweet.”

At first, this made no sense at all, but I looked up ASMR, and now it's perfectly clear. I'll have to try this after work and see if it triggers me!

With ASMR it's the accents that do it for me. Look up Scottish Murmurs or TheUKASMR.

Maybe its just me but ASMR strikes me as porn ho's looking for a easier was by monetizing basic human contact.

My guilty pleasure is wanting to be liked on this forum. Whenever someone likes one of my posts it just makes my day.

I like listening to Insane Clown Posse and watch Neurotically Yours with Foamy the Squirrel

I love hip-hop. I mean I really love it, day in day out I listen to some form or another of it. I drive a lot of different cars for work and if it doesn't have an aux cord or bluetooth I'll just put miles on my own car instead or not do it at all. I like it so much that I give artists I hate a listen if they drop a new album. There's some really quality shit out there that gets me like MF Doom, Mob Deep, some Biggie, Method man, Red Man, etc I could go on. No ashamed of that at all.

But then I listen to a lil yachty track and it's artistically fucking trash but it's so upbeat and actually pleasuring to listen to I play it on repeat for like 30 miuntes + and rap along in the middle of traffic. Some of my friends are a lot less pretentious than me, if they like something they'll rep it without a second thought. But even they talk shit about lil pump, lil yachty, and all that trash pop mumble rap that doesn't add anything meaningful to the art or culture or even to your own head other than good feelings. Shit like that is like musical drugs instead of musical nourishment. I listen to it anyway though

Quote: (11-15-2017 04:11 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  

My guilty pleasure is wanting to be liked on this forum. Whenever someone likes one of my posts it just makes my day.

There ya go, buddy.

Quote: (05-24-2017 10:06 AM)Horus Wrote:  

^^^ I can guarantee you that there is at least one reader here who would never in his wildest thoughts have considered taking an underwater dump, but next time he goes to the beach he will try this as soon as he enters the water.

This is me. Guilty Pleasure (or fantasy in this case. . .)

Quote: (11-15-2017 05:42 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  

What would happen if you got a reputation point?

Aloha!

Quote: (11-17-2017 01:27 AM)Kona Wrote:  

Quote: (11-15-2017 05:42 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  

What would happen if you got a reputation point?

Aloha!

I went to give him one after I saw his post.... only to discover I had given him one a few days ago for another gem he dropped on the forum.

I hope it gave him a big old boner

Lately....

cocaine.