This chick who was really into sculptures and such asked me to take a mold cast of my cock. She said it was the perfect size and had balanced aesthetics. Really weird chick but that compliment always cracks me up.

As has been pointed out, the things a FB/GF says to you was probably said to the last dick she rode as well.

But my favorite thing said to be by a woman, was said over a July 4th meal at my GF's parent's house. It was said by her mother (67), in front of my GF and her father! The topic was modern feminism and "mom" does not care for it at all.

"A woman needs her husband to spank her from time to time... these filthy mouthed girls with pink hair... a woman needs to know her place. That's why I'm happy."

And yes, the GF loves a good spanking. She blushed profoundly when her mom said this.

"You should put together a spreadsheet..."

I've mixed up girls on what they've previously told me on a few occasions. I played it off well and they always counter back with a similiar statement above.

In fact, I texted a girl this morning and thanked her for the good night pic last night that was sent to me after I went to sleep. She told me in a ?!?!?! statement that she didn't send that. LOL OOPS...

"Fuck my selfish throat until I pass out" - girl on her knees, role-playing her own sister in the shower

That girl was a mess.

"Like, if I told someone to draw a human face, they would draw your face."

"Plot Twist: I'm not pregnant"

Quote: (07-06-2017 04:20 AM)Fortis Wrote:  

This chick who was really into sculptures and such asked me to take a mold cast of my cock. She said it was the perfect size and had balanced aesthetics. Really weird chick but that compliment always cracks me up.

Fortis!

I am hoping it wasn't this chick:




Name of Cynthia Plaster Caster, rock star groupie from back in the day:



To set herself apart from other road whores, she took plaster casts of rock star dick.

Here's how it started:

http://www.mtv.com/news/1122292/legendar...ollection/

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Albritton, who goes by Cynthia Plaster Caster, began casting molds in the late 1960s, when, as a 19-year-old student at the University of Illinois in Chicago, her art teacher gave her an assignment to make a plaster cast of "something hard." After experimenting on male friends, she cajoled Jimi Hendrix into casting his penis in 1968, just one year after his seminal Are You Experienced? album was released.

I know you have higher standards than this, but if it had been her, and you had gone along with it, you would have been in some high status cock company.

"You can have whatever you want."

Debeguiled, damn. You think I dumpster dive like that?

It was a cute, petite black chick.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

After fucking her.

This is a great thread, I can't stop reading it.

It brings to mind the sort of related thread Shit you found on girls phones.

Quote: (07-06-2017 10:17 PM)Fortis Wrote:  

Debeguiled, damn. You think I dumpster dive like that?

It was a cute, petite black chick.

No, I was just looking for an excuse to post something about that insane 60's groupie.

Got this one last night:

"This time I want you to really make it hurt, like you hate me".

Still trying to calibrate how hard to slap a chicks face during sex, don't want to leave bruises but it still needs to hurt.

"I don't want to have kids, but if I did, I'd have them with you."

Said post bang.

G

"All I know about you is that you're a complete gentleman, and a total bastard."

Lord help me, I have this girl right where I want her.

"It hurts, daddy"

Hooked up with a Greece girl on Tinder. We were both drunk and got to her place. I fucked her doggy till she came. After that, she sucked my dick for about 5min and then whispered in my ear: "Do you want to cum in my mouth or my pussy?" Never had sex before with someone not speaking my mother language. That sentence in English with her Greece accents was too much.
Best orgasm I had in my life.

Belarusian girl: "You are evil and selfish."

*Comes back to my hotel that night to get jackhammered by me*

'You can do whatever you want.'
'Spank me as hard as you can'
I did.

From a pretty, petite azn girl:
"I want you to hit me in the face. Hard. Leave bruises."

I did not.

"all my friends said you're a dickhead, but I know you won't be like that to me"

"you have a beatifull cock"

"I couldn't ever done that with my boyfriend"

etc.

"Take what you want" (as we're fooling around in my car)

Copied this from her text and pasted here, after I sent her a gif of a hole getting drilled hard and deep:

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THANKS FOR KEEPING YOUR PUSSY PULSING & WANTING.. LITERALLY.. HMMM... ????????

"YOUR PUSSY"

Multiple girls:

"You're so tall and have such curly hair. I want your babies."

They were totally serious. No less than four women have said they would love to have my children so they could have my curly-haired babies. So tempting, but I don't want to make kids without a wife.

Sweet and shy 19 year-old beauty:

"You're so romantic and sensual, can you come to my country to take my virginity? I only want you inside me." (Travel plans didn't work out, what a shame, would have LTR'ed her.)

When one of my girlfriends was acting up and being a pain, I told her bend over the knees and slide down her shorts and panties.

Her response: "Papa, I know I've been bad. I'm just a girl, but I deserve what's coming." Spanked her extra hard with my belt leather and then proceeded to pound her sore bottom. Afterward, she was crying and smiling in my arms, turning to me to say: "Thank you papa, I needed that."

She didn't give me any more backtalk.

Same girl:

"I love it when you cum in me daddy, that way I can take part of you to work with me." Thought that was really cute.

"Ouch papa, I wasn't made for something this big."

And...

(While shes holding her abs): "Papa, you're tickling my bellybutton from the inside." Blew my load right away when she said this. lol (She was super tiny and tight.)

"Your chest is the best pillow ever. I love you daddy." She would always fall asleep on top of me, the romantic in me loves those moments.

"Papa, when you come home, I want you to take me. You own me and I want you to have what is yours."

After a vigorous session I collapsed on top her and shes hugging me, she whispered:

"You open my pussy and my heart up so well. You're the best daddy ever."

Damn. I love submissive, sweetheart girls. They are like a drug.

Quote: (12-27-2013 06:16 PM)Player_1337 Wrote:  

"The text you sent, telling me to wear heels and a skirt on our first date was so hot and take-charge. I saved it."

Interesting. I've had very good results with compliance in telling a girl what to wear on a date. I tell them that I'm going to look good and what they should look good, to look good next to me. Just make it to the point.

"Wear a dress and heels, you'll want to look like you belong next to me."

That's my go-to line, anyone is welcome to steal it and report back their own results with it.

Quote: (08-11-2017 08:57 PM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  

"Wear a dress and heels, you'll want to look like you belong next to me."

That's my go-to line, anyone is welcome to steal it and report back their own results with it.

Damn, that line's going into my SA arsenal.