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07-14-2016, 05:38 AM
Most Ukrainian girls are professional tour guides. I have noticed that they're a bit iffy with street names, but they can provide you with a historical timeline of buildings, famous landmarks and what not. Also - most Ukrainian girls I've met have solid geographical knowledge (At least re; Europe).
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07-14-2016, 09:48 AM
Hey guys
Anyone in Odesa right now?
Been here a couple of weeks, enjoying it so far but would be better with some like minded wings. I'm Mid thirties, a bit of experience at gaming, enjoy some street pickups and also hitting some clubs.
A lot of of tail here, but you need your head screwed on, lots of scammers and hoes
I'll be here for another month at least, hit me up if you want to meet
Thanks!
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07-14-2016, 10:45 AM
^^^^^
Don't want to chime in this debate about Ukrainian girls geographical knowledge, but I find their cultural knowledge often quite impressive. Most are very well read in my experience, and by-and-large, far more learned in history and classical arts (literature, painting, music) than Western or American girls ..I guess this is because of the education system, which is still very Soviet in many ways, which does involve lots of repetitive learning and studying the classics.
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07-14-2016, 02:40 PM
Hello everyone! First time poster here. Decided to take some notes while out in Kiev this Friday.
Despite having been here before, I'm still a little shocked by how shady the place is. Most street lights are turned out at night and some underpasses are so dark I literally break out laughing at the thought of entering them. Shady characters too. On the side of my apartment block that faces the street -- right between my kitchen and bedroom windows, as I noticed today -- someone has sprayed a swastika. I've also spotted two people in Azov gear. To make matters worse, my next-door neighbor is an unemployed alcoholic who yells at his family day in, day out. I live right west of the Circus, so you would think the area would be quite middle-class, but not so. For first-time visitors, I recommend you stray no farther west from the Khreshchatyk than the Circus, and even that is stretching it. Nice neighborhoods are Lypky, Pechersk, Podil, and the blocks surrounding the stretch between Maidan and the Olympic Stadium. As a poster mentioned earlier, it gets very barren, and increasingly shadier, the further southward you get from the Olympic Stadium. It's also quite the walk. If memory serves, a brisk walk from Ocean Plaza to the southern end of the Khreshchatyk is at least 30 minutes, which is not something you'll look forward to during night-time.
The streets are an endless parade of gorgeous and thin women -- banned members who previously in this thread argued the contrary were dead wrong (or, more likely, trolling like mad). Ukrainians also make some pretty damn tasty food. Very, very good Georgian food here too -- don't miss out.
OK, let's get to the notes.
Banka Bar (23:00-00:00)
No entrance fee. Very tiny. About 25 people inside just before midnight. Two Americans sitting by the stairs opposite moderately attractive devchonki. One bearded with a ponytail, the other some Indian or other. The women leave. Russian deep house playing. Home-brewed beer very decent (22 gr for half a liter, which is a steal). Restroom is quite something: on wiping your private parts, you get to choose from no less than three toilet papers. Decide to leave for Sorry Babushka. Weather is warm and sticky.
Sorry Babushka (00:30-02:00)
100 gr entrance fee. 60 gr for a 0.355 l Corona and 20 gr for 0,5 l of bottled water. About 200-300 merrymakers. Two floors. Rather old crowd, definitely 25+, and many well above middle-age. Seems to run some Arabian theme, with divans and water pipes (in fairness, this is more or less every nightspot in Kiev). Talent level so-so but decent enough. Two shapely go-go dancers are a nice touch. They soon make way for two MCs, who bring onto the stage -- it's now half past one -- a bride-to-be, who is spurred into deep-throating a phallic-looking cake. Her retinue is also called to the stage and perform the act, to these eyes, more expertly. It's much more crowded now, and talent has improved quite a bit. A girl in a figure-hugging orange dress sets my fantasy going (not really sexually -- images of music and fresh air). Plenty of all-women groups. A minus with this venue is that the bars and tables all flank either of the dance floors, which means that it's hard to strike up a conversation. Still worse is that the smoking area outside is too large and gloomy to inspire chit-chatting. Not feeling this place and head to Carribean Club.
Carribean Club (02:30-late)
250 gr entrance fee. 69 gr for a 0.355 l Corona and 36 gr for a (far better) 0.5 l local pilsner. Live band playing salsa. The male crowd seems even older than at Sorry Babushka, but the women are about the same age or younger, and also hotter. Some are definitely paid ladies, however, so the comparison isn't entirely fair. Unlike Sorry Babushka, Carribean Club has a pleasant smoking area, and its interior is far more favorable to chance encounters. I also like it that the music isn't completely retarded. I soon team up with a Turkish guy and a dude from Kramatorsk (boy, did that guy hate Poroshenko!) and then hook up with a very nice young lady, so this is where my notes stop.
I'll be in Kiev for another month and would love to meet up with fellow forum members, so send me a PM if you feel like hanging out.
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07-14-2016, 03:16 PM
Quote: (07-14-2016 02:40 PM)Holiday Wrote:
Hello everyone! First time poster here. Decided to take some notes while out in Kiev this Friday.
Despite having been here before, I'm still a little shocked by how shady the place is. Most street lights are turned out at night and some underpasses are so dark I literally break out laughing at the thought of entering them. Shady characters too. On the side of my apartment block that faces the street -- right between my kitchen and bedroom windows, as I noticed today -- someone has sprayed a swastika. I've also spotted two people in Azov gear. To make matters worse, my next-door neighbor is an unemployed alcoholic who yells at his family day in, day out. I live right west of the Circus, so you would think the area would be quite middle-class, but not so. For first-time visitors, I recommend you stray no farther west from the Khreshchatyk than the Circus, and even that is stretching it. Nice neighborhoods are Lypky, Pechersk, Podil, and the blocks surrounding the stretch between Maidan and the Olympic Stadium. As a poster mentioned earlier, it gets very barren, and increasingly shadier, the further southward you get from the Olympic Stadium. It's also quite the walk. If memory serves, a brisk walk from Ocean Plaza to the southern end of the Khreshchatyk is at least 30 minutes, which is not something you'll look forward to during night-time.
The streets are an endless parade of gorgeous and thin women -- banned members who previously in this thread argued the contrary were dead wrong (or, more likely, trolling like mad). Ukrainians also make some pretty damn tasty food. Very, very good Georgian food here too -- don't miss out.
OK, let's get to the notes.
Banka Bar (23:00-00:00)
No entrance fee. Very tiny. About 25 people inside just before midnight. Two Americans sitting by the stairs opposite moderately attractive devchonki. One bearded with a ponytail, the other some Indian or other. The women leave. Russian deep house playing. Home-brewed beer very decent (22 gr for half a liter, which is a steal). Restroom is quite something: on wiping your private parts, you get to choose from no less than three toilet papers. Decide to leave for Sorry Babushka. Weather is warm and sticky.
Sorry Babushka (00:30-02:00)
100 gr entrance fee. 60 gr for a 0.355 l Corona and 20 gr for 0,5 l of bottled water. About 200-300 merrymakers. Two floors. Rather old crowd, definitely 25+, and many well above middle-age. Seems to run some Arabian theme, with divans and water pipes (in fairness, this is more or less every nightspot in Kiev). Talent level so-so but decent enough. Two shapely go-go dancers are a nice touch. They soon make way for two MCs, who bring onto the stage -- it's now half past one -- a bride-to-be, who is spurred into deep-throating a phallic-looking cake. Her retinue is also called to the stage and perform the act, to these eyes, more expertly. It's much more crowded now, and talent has improved quite a bit. A girl in a figure-hugging orange dress sets my fantasy going (not really sexually -- images of music and fresh air). Plenty of all-women groups. A minus with this venue is that the bars and tables all flank either of the dance floors, which means that it's hard to strike up a conversation. Still worse is that the smoking area outside is too large and gloomy to inspire chit-chatting. Not feeling this place and head to Carribean Club.
Carribean Club (02:30-late)
250 gr entrance fee. 69 gr for a 0.355 l Corona and 36 gr for a (far better) 0.5 l local pilsner. Live band playing salsa. The male crowd seems even older than at Sorry Babushka, but the women are about the same age or younger, and also hotter. Some are definitely paid ladies, however, so the comparison isn't entirely fair. Unlike Sorry Babushka, Carribean Club has a pleasant smoking area, and its interior is far more favorable to chance encounters. I also like it that the music isn't completely retarded. I soon team up with a Turkish guy and a dude from Kramatorsk (boy, did that guy hate Poroshenko!) and then hook up with a very nice young lady, so this is where my notes stop.
I'll be in Kiev for another month and would love to meet up with fellow forum members, so send me a PM if you feel like hanging out.
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The Ukraine Thread III
07-14-2016, 03:38 PM
Speaking of Ukrainian girls and their geographical knowledge.
There is a famous Ukrainian TV show about travelling. Its called Orel i Reshka (head or tails, literal translation) You can watch it freely on Youtube. I highly advise it for the people learning Russian.
As a Russian speaker from FSU, this is actually the only Ukrainian show I ever watch and it is famous.
Long story short. I met few girls who knew impressively a lot about different countries around the world, without ever leaving Ukraine. One of the girls was 18 YO and a walking encyclopedia.
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07-15-2016, 11:03 AM
I finally realized one con of Ukrainian girls:
They have no idea how to give a good blowjob.
Either that or I'm attracting girls with zero dick-sucking experience.
Some have straight up refused, some have been down to try, a couple have improved under my guidance and harsh criticism, but I have yet to get with a chick here with any oral skills.
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07-15-2016, 11:47 AM
Yes I am in Ukraine and been living here a long time, presumably you're a short term visitor? if so you are probably looking through rose tinted sunglasses.
I removed the rep because it was no longer appropriate or fitting.