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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 10:25 AM
The Pirelli calendar used to serve as a popular wall decoration for pubescent boys in decades past. Unfortunately in 2017 Pirelli has gone full scale libtard fat acceptance.
Here's what teenage boys got to enjoy (ahem) in the 1980s right before feminism took over:
And here's Mrs. December 2017:
Sorry for ruining your appetite...
If for one will not buy Pirelli tires anytime soon again.
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 10:37 AM
shit man! not another Amy Schumer thread..
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 11:16 AM
I saw this in a newspaper today, but they tested the gag reflex with Yoko Ono.
Thread could be re-titled, as Schumer isn't only dubious choice for the calendar.
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 11:20 AM
I read on twitter that trying to change female beauty standards by putting these glittered turds in a calendar was the feminist equivalent of 'pray away the gay'. Seems about right.
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12-01-2015, 11:31 AM
I'd like to run her over with a set of Pirellis.
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 11:45 AM
“….and we will win, and you will win, and we will keep on winning, and eventually you will say… we can’t take all of this winning, …please Mr. Trump …and I will say, NO, we will win, and we will keep on winning”.
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 11:47 AM
Tires? Not so much. Tank treads? Maybe. I'm sure there's some that would cover "her".
That pic's even worse than the one of her in a bikini.
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 11:51 AM
I guess Pirelli just wanted someone with a spare tire around their waist
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 12:18 PM
I saw enough rolls during my Thanksgiving dinner, thanks.
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 12:25 PM
Quote: (12-01-2015 11:20 AM)H1N1 Wrote:
I read on twitter that trying to change female beauty standards by putting these glittered turds in a calendar was the feminist equivalent of 'pray away the gay'. Seems about right.
^^^I can believe that. It's like saying 9 broken toes are better than all 10.
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 12:41 PM
Can't we all agree Amy Schumer is fat and unattractive and move on to more productive discussions?
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 12:48 PM
I am getting tired of her antics.
Don't debate me.
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 02:15 PM
Quote: (12-01-2015 12:41 PM)Gmac Wrote:
Can't we all agree Amy Schumer is fat and unattractive and move on to more productive discussions?
Agreed but can't she be fat and unattractive on her own - preferably somewhere out of sight in the dark? Why do they insist on impairing my visual cortex functions?
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12-01-2015, 02:19 PM
Wanna hear the funniest, most tragic thing about that picture?
It was still photoshopped. That's as good as professionals can make this thing look.
Something weird happened to Amy Schumer - she has gone full libtard and her comedy has become more about peddling the message than making people laugh. I enjoyed her special "Cutting", as well as earlier episodes of her show, and her appearances on the Comedy Central Roasts were always a treat, but then something just snapped and she became the new poster girl for the "women are ugly sluts and thats liberating" movement, even surpassing the queen Dunham. And her comedy has suffered. She is just not nearly as funny as she used to be
I wonder how much of this is her doing, and how much of this are the handlers and the money men in charge. Who knows? But now that she has gone off the deep end of the narrative, can we take her seriously and separate the art and the narrative?
It will be hard. I heard a good point made on the Matt Forney podcast last week - we're living through the "diversify everything NOW!!" era where good performers end up being viewed not as performers or the characters they play - but as a forced token experiment.
Example - John Boyega's Star Wars character might be fully fleshed out, 3 dimensional, etc. But we see his casting as a "diversity" play, where we wouldn't be suspicious of this 10 years ago.
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12-01-2015, 04:07 PM
Quote: (12-01-2015 12:41 PM)Gmac Wrote:
Can't we all agree Amy Schumer is fat and unattractive and move on to more productive discussions?
Amy Schumer is not the point. The point is Pirelli putting unattractive women in their calendar. I guess they're tired of being relevant.
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 05:46 PM
Here's the observation I saw elsewhere that made me LOL most: Pirelli calendar models have roughly a century's worth of camera tricks, flattering angles, Photoshop techniques and retouching to make the women look their absolute best.
These pictures are as good as a hundred years of photographic trickery can make Schumer look. It literally is all downhill from here.
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 05:52 PM
What's with the "deer in the headlights" look?
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 07:56 PM
Men don't create calendars for women featuring Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill. So why do women insist on telling men who we should and shouldn't find attractive?
Ironically enough, it's raining here in Maryland and I just skidded into a turn. I need new tires. But even if they offer me a sale Pirellis, I won't buy them. I'll buy Goodyear, Michelin, Sears, ANYTHING else.
If anyone from Pirelli is reading, I hope you all go out of business. See how much Annie Leibowitz and Amy Schumer want to deal with you then.
Someone on Twitter needs to start a #FuckPirelli hashtag.
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Amy Schumer Dares Gag Reflex In Pirelli Calendar
12-01-2015, 08:02 PM
I'm confused. Are they trying to go out of business?