The weather has warmed back up a bit and I think it will be warm through the weekend.
The stars must have been in a special alignment because today was my best day ever since arriving in Kiev. Every approach opened like a flower, the only ones I couldn't move forward with were the ones that spoke absolutely no English. In fact I was so hot that I decided to push my luck and approach a double and triple set. Both stopped and made conversation with me like they had been waiting hours for me to show up and open them.
The day started off slow and I realized that I just had to get the first approaches over with, both smiled and were nice but spoke no English. I went for an early lunch at Posata Hata and sat next to two girls that were listening to music and laughing together. When I was walking out one was waiting by the entrance while her friend was in the bathroom. I opened her and once again her English was minimal but enough to spark chemistry and she immediately asked me for my number. Her friend came back only to see us exchanging information and looked pissed, but no matter. It was still early in the day and I had already gotten some digits.
And then it happened...
I don't remember what street I was walking on but when I saw her coming there was zero hesitation. This fucking girl was standing at 5'7 in high heels with the perkiest tits and ass I hadn't seen even on Kreshchatyk. Olive skin with dark hair (think the pornstar Angel Dark) and again she spoke just enough English to spark chemistry. My dick got hard as soon as we made eye contact and when she laughed I thought someone must have been playing a joke on me. I was able to dial down the pedastolization after a couple minutes and we walked for a little while before she had to go back to work. I got her number and after she left I couldn't believe how well it went, something was in the air.
And then it happened again...
I was walking into my favorite cafe and noticed a beautiful blonde sitting at a table. The cafe was crowded and she had orbiters on both sides, but the seat in front of her was empty so I sat down and pulled out my phone. I wasn't sure if she was with the guys on her left and right so I waited a couple minutes while trying to install the fucking Cyrillic keyboard on my Samsung Galaxy. The guys on her right were both American and talking about their jobs and the guy on her left was keeping to himself. When I glanced back at her I saw her staring at me so I just stared back. This lasted at least five seconds before we both broke into a smile. I just blurted out, "Do you know how to get the Cyrillic keyboard working on Android?" and it turned out that her English was good. The two orbiting Americans sitting next to us got quiet real quick and watched as the black hole of game swallowed up their precious star whom they didn't dare utter a word to. After realizing that I had hooked her they both got up and left - 262, this girl has D tits, you should have been here - meanwhile she was practically bending as far forward as possible to show me how round her boobs were.
If the previous girl was a 9, this girl was at least an 8. I have two hot blonde ex's so the novelty of blondes is a little lost on me, but fuck I wasn't expecting this girl after what I had just opened a little while earlier. I had to go teach a class so I put my number in her phone and we said we'd party this weekend.
I really don't know how else to describe today other than by saying that this is exactly why I moved to Ukraine.
The stars must have been in a special alignment because today was my best day ever since arriving in Kiev. Every approach opened like a flower, the only ones I couldn't move forward with were the ones that spoke absolutely no English. In fact I was so hot that I decided to push my luck and approach a double and triple set. Both stopped and made conversation with me like they had been waiting hours for me to show up and open them.
The day started off slow and I realized that I just had to get the first approaches over with, both smiled and were nice but spoke no English. I went for an early lunch at Posata Hata and sat next to two girls that were listening to music and laughing together. When I was walking out one was waiting by the entrance while her friend was in the bathroom. I opened her and once again her English was minimal but enough to spark chemistry and she immediately asked me for my number. Her friend came back only to see us exchanging information and looked pissed, but no matter. It was still early in the day and I had already gotten some digits.
And then it happened...
I don't remember what street I was walking on but when I saw her coming there was zero hesitation. This fucking girl was standing at 5'7 in high heels with the perkiest tits and ass I hadn't seen even on Kreshchatyk. Olive skin with dark hair (think the pornstar Angel Dark) and again she spoke just enough English to spark chemistry. My dick got hard as soon as we made eye contact and when she laughed I thought someone must have been playing a joke on me. I was able to dial down the pedastolization after a couple minutes and we walked for a little while before she had to go back to work. I got her number and after she left I couldn't believe how well it went, something was in the air.
And then it happened again...
I was walking into my favorite cafe and noticed a beautiful blonde sitting at a table. The cafe was crowded and she had orbiters on both sides, but the seat in front of her was empty so I sat down and pulled out my phone. I wasn't sure if she was with the guys on her left and right so I waited a couple minutes while trying to install the fucking Cyrillic keyboard on my Samsung Galaxy. The guys on her right were both American and talking about their jobs and the guy on her left was keeping to himself. When I glanced back at her I saw her staring at me so I just stared back. This lasted at least five seconds before we both broke into a smile. I just blurted out, "Do you know how to get the Cyrillic keyboard working on Android?" and it turned out that her English was good. The two orbiting Americans sitting next to us got quiet real quick and watched as the black hole of game swallowed up their precious star whom they didn't dare utter a word to. After realizing that I had hooked her they both got up and left - 262, this girl has D tits, you should have been here - meanwhile she was practically bending as far forward as possible to show me how round her boobs were.
If the previous girl was a 9, this girl was at least an 8. I have two hot blonde ex's so the novelty of blondes is a little lost on me, but fuck I wasn't expecting this girl after what I had just opened a little while earlier. I had to go teach a class so I put my number in her phone and we said we'd party this weekend.
I really don't know how else to describe today other than by saying that this is exactly why I moved to Ukraine.
two scoops
two genders
two terms