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In my mind I put them on the tier of an autistic person who wears a tinfoil hat. Except those people probably have more analytic capability. After meeting this woman, I don't know what steps below that there are, but she's in that class of person/thing.
Short story
My friend had an extra concert ticket for a band I really enjoy. He told me some friends were coming but I didn't care because in my mind they were probably cool bros since my friend was in fact, a cool bro himself. However, I had the misfortune of meeting this "female". My friend's-friend's girlfriend basically. I didn't cause a huge scene because it was my favorite band and I didn't want to cause tension between my friend and his friend. I figure you guys will at least get a chuckle.
Let me describe her
- 5'1 250-300 pounds with tattoos, slightly neon streaked hair, piercings and affluent parents.
- Liberal arts graduate student.
- She shamed her boyfriend when he cracked a joke or two claiming he was being both racist and sexist.
- Tried to make herself seem incredibly intelligent by blabbering on about minute details nobody cared about in her studies and how it will "change the world."
- Talked about how her male professors weren't as supportive as female professors and were probably sexist that's why she didn't get that grant or acknowledgement for her shit paper.
- Mentioned the word patriarchy 3-4 times at least. (Oh and I heard the word "jezebel")
- She literally would not shut the fuck up the entire car ride and when I spoke to my friend she would inject herself into the conversation. She never listened and only waited to talk next.
- When my buddy asked me about my thesis, she was trying to chime in about it almost as if she were trying to correct me on my own fucking thesis. Keep in mind I'm an engineer. Once i corrected her she name dropped a friend who worked at NASA and I said "good for him."
I tried to find redeeming qualities (I'm a nice guy, what can I say) but I literally could not find a single one. Mind you at this rock concert, she fucking sat down in a chair in the corner of the venue while we all enjoyed the hell out of the show. Not only did she sit down SHE FELL ASLEEP BECAUSE SHE'S TOO FUCKING FAT TO STAY AWAKE.
Then by the end of the awesome show she said "Oh I've seen better." I told her it was an awesome show and if she didn't sit down and fall asleep she would have enjoyed it more. She looked at her boyfriend to defend her but he laughed. I chatted with him a bit the car ride home and she didn't say much. (Except she tried to tell my friend how to drive and that she wanted fast food)
I honestly never thought I would see all the stereotypes mentioned here rolled into one. I was kind of shocked and laughing at the same time. I'm in my mid/later 20's and have had some life experience but I thought these kind of people were exaggerated in news articles for more publicity.