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10-12-2011, 03:31 PM
Sooo I'm generally a very open/honest person, at least with everyone I know.
When sarging however, at least every once in a great while, I like to make up preposterous stories and see how long I can carry them, really just as a test of improvisational ability.
This MAY make me a sociopath, but it is also sort of fun. One night a few weeks ago I went through ~4 sets wherein I posed as a business jet pilot, just in town for the night, maybe back again in the future. Surprisingly, this hooked pretty well on 2 girls, and I've been texting back and forth since. I'm thinking it's about time for me to "fly back into town".
One of the girls' fathers is actually an Air Traffic Controller by trade, and thus I'm quite proud of the fact that my limited grasp on the world of civilian aviation coupled with some bullshit slinging has allowed the ruse to continue on this long. I've texted her photos from "where the job has taken me lately" (all from Google Images LOL). She's asking when I'll be back, etc.
I don't view this as a realistic path to a bang so much as a brain exercise and an amusing change of pace.
Am I the only person who does stuff like this?
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10-12-2011, 04:18 PM
I make up harmless, innocuous stories when I am in sets with a lot of boring people and want to get the attention of the group. Nothing that implicates me in lies about myself, however, since I've found that this usually comes back to bite me in the ass.
Also, I find that a lot of people can see the tells of somebody doing improv (read: bullshitting), so I like to have rehearsed stories.
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10-12-2011, 04:29 PM
I was kind of HOPING that this would come back to bite me in spectacular blow-out fashion just because it would generate lulz, but so far I've gotten away with it. Obviously I don't know these broads beyond this one encounter.
What makes all this BETTER with the one girl is that I said I live in another city, but I've been texting her with a LOCAL area code. Haven't heard shit about it so far, so either she is on to me and doesn't care (winner winner chicken dinner) or she's dumb as rocks (maybe winner winner also?).
Either way, shit's hysterical.
Lots of people tell little lies in conversations to get attention or to make themselves seem more interesting. I want to know who tells BIG lies to girls in an attempt to see how far you can push the envelope with an IDGAF attitude about blowing out.
EDIT: GManifesto is obviously getting what I'm saying here. The more absurd the better.
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10-12-2011, 04:38 PM
I guess where you live helps? If you're in a huge city where anonymity is a realistic possibility, then you might as well lie your ass off.
I live in a town of about ~80,000 and you see a lot of the same people every night so it's harder to damage control an outrageous lie, especially to multiple girls.
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10-12-2011, 05:25 PM
I like fucking with random strangers too and I think it's even more fun when you have a partner. I think it comes naturally when you don't give a shit and are looking for entertainment--my friend and I do it quite a bit when we're out at night and want to amuse ourselves. One of us will say something that's complete bullshit and then the other will play along and we'll spin it into an absurd backstory. One of the more memorable ones was telling a pair of girls that we met each other getting ready to go skydiving in South America and I overheard one of the pilots telling his friend that he missed throwing traitors out of planes for Pinochet and was happy that he'd found a couple of "fresh Gringos" for the day.
I've never taken it as far as actually following through with pictures and shit, though. That sounds like it'll be hilarious no matter how it turns out, keep us posted.
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10-15-2011, 08:36 PM
So, the one chick (ATC Dad) *FINALLY* caught on that I'm texting her with a local area code, so now I'm spinning my way around that.
Realtime Update: She appears to have bought it, just blowing my phone up.
This is way too fun. Not sure what my next thing will be, I want to push it up the absurdity ladder a few steps.
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10-16-2011, 01:54 AM
Prowl - don't EVER feel guilty about lying to get some pussy.
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10-18-2011, 08:11 AM
^^
This is epic. I applaud you sir.
Anyway, I'm "coming back to town" next week, so will report.
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10-18-2011, 12:45 PM
Wow!
I like it. We usually don't talk about lying this big, but fuck it, why not?
Government assasin! Good play!
Closets full of camo and ammo. Good use of props!
I use to know a guy that always talked about how much girls loved guns. He said he would leave out big guns when girls came over because girls got horny when they saw them.
When it comes to getting laid. I think telling lies and using props is generally a good move.
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10-18-2011, 02:05 PM
Here are some more ideas:
http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2009/07/3...cter-game/
I was on a first date once walking from one bar to another. On the way an acquaintance of mine who obviously belongs to the underworld was standing outside an internet cafe smoking and greeted me enthusiastically. We caught up for about ten minutes.
She was immensely intrigued and kept wanting to know more about this guy, how I know him, etc. I kept it vague and everything was easy after that.
It works really well.
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10-20-2011, 04:35 AM
I like the idea of off the wall lies to casually throw in the convo but I don't know what to use. Giovanny is right about guns. I keep one in my car and had to get something from the glove compartment with a lizard riding shotgun a while back. Her eyes got big when she saw it and she wouldn't shut up about it.