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03-11-2019, 08:56 PM
I saw his show on showtime, it was pretty good. He got blackballed.
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03-12-2019, 05:04 AM
This thread is UnFuckenBelievable.
Remissas, discite, vivet.
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03-12-2019, 09:49 PM
I used to do stand up (did 52 gigs) and someone once said I reminded them of Andrew Dice Clay.
His material wasn't great but his delivery was awesome.
The unfortunate thing is that a comic like him today would never be allowed mainstream success. I notice Daniel Tosh (another comic who does politically incorrect material) isn't anywhere near as popular as he was a few years ago.
I Searched Tosh yesterday and the fourth or fifth result is a 'petition' to ban him or something.
If you want to hear some great stand up, search 'The Day the Laughter Died', by Dice. It is an hour and a half of riffing without material. It is absolutely filthy and uncomfortable. But it is what stand up is all about.
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03-12-2019, 10:20 PM
real name:
(((Andrew Clay Silverstein)))
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03-12-2019, 11:47 PM
In a phrase, ”The Adventures of Ford Fairlane”.
“As long as you are going to be thinking anyway, think big.” - Donald J. Trump
"I don't get all the women I want, I get all the women who want me." - David Lee Roth
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03-13-2019, 01:18 AM
I like it when he does that nasally voice when he's making fun of chicks.
There would be protesting in the street now if a comedian said chink, spic, faggot or asked some chick front row if she sucked a good dick.
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03-15-2019, 07:42 PM
His nursery rhyme riffs were the best:
"Hickory dickory dock, this chick was sucking my cock.
The clock struck two, I lost my goo, then I dropped the bitch off on the next block"
"Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy, it's too damn hairy"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with 2.50 that slut"
He could never put that out today, no way.
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03-16-2019, 02:53 PM
He's got a new fiction/reality show. Something like Curb Your Enthusiasm but lamer. It was tolerable, though.
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03-17-2019, 05:49 PM
Quote: (03-11-2019 08:26 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:
Giving CNN Shit
I'm not a huge fan of his comedy but this was pure fucking gold. Trump needs to hire Dice as his Press Secretary.
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03-18-2019, 03:42 AM
Dice was also a semi-regular in ”Crime Story”
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03-18-2019, 10:24 AM
Anthony Cumia's Dice impressions are some of my favorites:
"A happy man is a happy everybody else in his life."
"Ladies if you want to make your man happy, think about what makes you happy and do exactly the opposite."
"Hey how you doin' and I hope you know that I'm an upgrade for your stupid daughter." - Patrice O'Neal
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03-18-2019, 10:06 PM
She said give me 12 inches and hurt me.
So I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick..Ohhhhhh.
He also called Trannies
TransTesticles
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03-19-2019, 12:26 AM
^ I thought he said transvesticles?
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03-19-2019, 09:46 AM
Me and my buddy went to see ford fairlane in the theater. It was rated PG-13. We either weren't 13 yet or didn't have ID, I can't remember, so they wouldn't let us see the movie. I turned 13 in 1990 when the movie came out. Instead, they sold us tickets to Total Recall which was rated R.