[BlackFriar]

We call it: Granite Shitty. I know that place well. It is where people from Madison and Brooklyn, Illinois go to move. When they want to get out of the hood.

On a side not: there was an interesting strip club in Brooklyn called the Pink Slip. Do not know if it is still there.

[dark_g]

When you write these women, do they have access to your mailing address? That alone would scare me away from this hobby.

[Cobra]

I'm surprised the more creative guys than me on the forum haven't come up with memes yet.

[debeguiled]

(12-17-2018 11:08 PM)gmoneysauce Wrote:  

I might write a book about it...I have been putting some notes together.

This is the only possible justification for this, if you are writing a book.

Or as a fantasy.

Better to get a normal girl and have her role play as a classy lady inmate.

[CincinnatiKid]

Contrary to what DatelineNBC, 48 Hrs, 20/20 tell you, middle class girls don't go to jail. 99% of women in the system live in the hood and grew up on Food Stamps/WIC.

Instead of felons, you want to look for girls with low level misdemeanors. (Shoplifting- a surprising amount Women do it) As long as she doesn't skip court dates and doesn't have multiple cases simultaneously, the odds of jail are extremely low.

Monday - Wednesday from 9AM-Noon you can go to the courthouse. It's easy to strike up conversations cause you'll find out her name when the Judge calls her up. After that you can follow her out to the lobby, greet her by name and ask her details about her case. Just like in normal situations, most are accompanied by a friend/relative so you need to have conversation skills to engage both of them. You want to sell her on the idea you have lots of legal experience and can pass on useful advice.

This is a great 'training wheels' tactic for your game, these girls don't have the "Diva" attitude and are humbled afer getting in trouble. Besides shoplifters, you also see alot of women in court for suspended drivers licenses. (As we all know, women are terrible drivers)

So you simply having a car is a "status symbol". For the girls who have a clean driving record, alot of them drive mid 90s clunkers that break down every few months. I've found that's negs (insults) work extremely well when you make fun of her life circumstances, and simultaneously offer the solution towards getting on the right path.

[The Stronger Sex]

No, but I fucked a girl who ended up in jail. Really shocking, as she was the model high-achieving upper class girl. As it turns out she ended up dealing coke with her boyfriend. She was attractive too, but she got fat and bloated in jail.

[Polniy_Sostav]

No sane man has such fantasies On the other hand , i wouldnt be surprised if tons of women would write to worst serial killers.

[Moma]

(12-17-2018 11:08 PM)gmoneysauce Wrote:  

I spent about three or four years banging drug addicts, jailbirds, crazy, in and out of jail girls, all met off of seeking arrangement or via social circle from other SA girls, mostly rawdogging, getting STDs (no HIV or Herpes, got lucky). One time I went through a group of three women, all friends (if you can call them that), as they all slept with me behind each others backs. They were all oxycodone users.

With that said, the worst of the bunch were the strippers. I actually learned to stay away from the ones that were or had-been strippers. Those women are largely predators.

It was the worst thing I could have done for my soul, my game, my health. But part of me was just nihilistic and suicidal. I started carrying a gun. Had some of these bitches steal my shit. I would buy them drugs to party as I am sober. Being sober among these people was like having super-human intelligence or a super-power. But clearly this was what I did to replace alcohol.

It was like DeliciousTacos and Bukowski rolled into one with more drugs and sex.

I might write a book about it...I have been putting some notes together.

I would like to read that!

[Agrippa]

Please don't hang around the courthouse giving out legal advice.

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

(12-30-2018 08:15 AM)Polniy_Sostav Wrote:  

No sane man has such fantasies On the other hand , i wouldnt be surprised if tons of women would write to worst serial killers.

The psycho who murdered his entire family in Colorado a few months ago is getting fan mail, including from women.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...derer.html

One of his adoring fans:







WB, WNGRNOPN (would bang, would not give real name or phone number)

[Max RNR]

I never banged a girl who just got out of jail... however, I have banged girls just when I got out of jail*.

* Note that there is a difference, in USA, between Jail and Prison.

[BlackFriar]

My little jailbird penpal traded sex for drugs and is in the nuthouse ward of the prison for PTSD. Her exact words were she was held "against her will" for 8 months and fed every kind of drug there was and used as a sex slave.

In other words she hoed her ass out for meth and crack rocks.

There has to be a happy medium, a middle road, if you will. A nympho with, a heart of gold, that does not want to trade her soul for drugs. Just fuck her brains out...to forget about reality and the stresses of life.

[Bluto]

(01-01-2019 01:57 PM)BlackFriar Wrote:  

My little jailbird penpal traded sex for drugs and is in the nuthouse ward of the prison for PTSD. Her exact words were she was held "against her will" for 8 months and fed every kind of drug there was and used as a sex slave.

In other words she hoed her ass out for meth and crack rocks.

There has to be a happy medium, a middle road, if you will. A nympho with, a heart of gold, that does not want to trade her soul for drugs. Just fuck her brains out...to forget about reality and the stresses of life.

Have you been paying attention to anything on this board let alone on this thread. You are trying to stick your dick into extra chunky bat shit crazy. I am sure that this is on page five in the "Book of Bad Ideas." Don't hold your breath in finding your heart of gold nympho that is not completely damaged goods. I doubt that they were born nympho's, and most likely abused as children. While an entertaining thread no doubt, my entire thought process on the idea of banging ex-cons on purpose:



But, you do you, and don't forget to write up a data sheet here when you get your library privileges in the state pen due to whatever these ex-conthot's get you mixed up in.

[lampshade]

I went through a phase where I would meet random chicks from the internet to candyflip (you read that correctly) and hook up with them (i dont really recommend this...im just a bit crazy...odds of false rape accusation turned out to be pretty low as girls who are down for this are the dregs of society, and want to avoid police contact at all costs). Almost all of them turned out to either just have gotten out of prison or were about to go to (back to, sometimes) prison. Sometimes theyd tell me about their problems, sometimes i just googled their name and instantly found a recent mugshot.

As an attractive dude who had my shit together, my own place, supplied all the drugs etc, and dicked them down really really good they would blow up my burner phone after the first meet every time. These girls never have their shit together and theres always other dudes somewhere in the picture. They are good for a kinky fuck but they will extract more than you benefit from them if you have anything more than a casual fuck buddy relationship with them. I found having to be around mentally ill people with really fucked up lives to be highly depressing. Those experiences definitely took a toll on me. While I never got robbed, killed, stds (i raw dogged all of them), or had an overall negative impact on my life on paper, messing around with real losers definitely affected my outlook on life, people, and made me into a more cold hearted person.

To sum it up: If youre from a middle class family and are used to that caliber of person, any contact with prison girls will tarnish your inner self in ways you cannot fully predict. It may reveal things about yourself that you didnt already know, but you wont walk away untouched, and you could become something you didnt really want to be. Enter at your own risk.

[BlackFriar]

:-)

[xmlenigma]

(12-09-2018 02:01 AM)BlackFriar Wrote:  

Most of these women I am seeing are in for heroin distriuition and meth. I am not putting these women on pedestals. But some are good looking. There was a 20 year old that is not elidgeable for parole until 2038. She was convicted of armed robbery and false imprisonment.

Is it possible he's trying to do "in and out" Conjugal Visits? Or is that only allowed for legally married/ engaged couples?

(12-18-2018 12:23 AM)monster Wrote:  

OP seems to think that the jailbirds are lonely and just want a man when they come out.

He doesn't realize that these jailbird chicks all have baby-daddys, drug dealers, and suitcase pimps on the outside. The competition is much fiercer than OP realizes

[TutorGuina]

(12-16-2018 07:08 AM)MMM Wrote:  

My buddy used to do this. He worked as a jail guard in a woman's jail. He 's a good looking dude, they'd flash him and worse when he'd walk the halls. He'd hook up with them they got out. One taught him to lick pussy like an inmate. Career goals, OP. Just saying.

Did she teach him good stuff?
I know I learned fingering from a lesbian at my first job, and the techniques were legit(proven in the field)

[MMM]

^ Supposedly. But I was too busy laughing to ask for the details.

[BronzedAussie]

This was in an episode of Seinfeld.

[CJ]

I have, although it was with an ex who I dated before she went to jail. She couldn't be trusted, so I cut bait after just a few months of dating. Not long after she got a DUI and refused to pay the normal fees and stop drinking for awhile like most sane people would, so they locked her up for a month or so to get her sober.

She wasn't stable and continued drinking after getting out, but was typically available at 2am. Very convenient for nights I struck out at the bars. Mind you I was seeing other girls during this time, but it's always smart to have a pussy reserve.

The story ends with me having to call the cops on her because she was delusional and became aggressive when I asked her to leave my apartment one morning when I was trying to go to work (remember, she couldn't be trusted).

I'm not sure this relates to what the OP was talking about, but my point is don't invite that type of crazy into your life.