[boxmonster]

So I have been looking into my family history. I did a DNA test with one of the those genealogy sites. They link you to distant relatives. One of the people it linked me with as a really distant relative happens to be 100% bangable and lives close. Far better quality than anything I see locally. I only bothered to message her because her pic looked hot and I looked her up on social media. We have been exchanging a few messages mainly about family connections and how me might be related (talking 5th to 8th cousins so its not likely shes a real cousin).

I have no idea how to play this. How do I move this from talking about distant family connections to something that might DHV. I cant use usual internet style game because its a completely different scenario. I dont want to scare the cat but I think with the right game I can arrange a meet. If we meet I am confident I can get the ball rolling.

Any thoughts? This is such a different situation that I dont know how to play it.

[torridon747]

Well it's fucking awkward that's for sure.

I'm not sure how I feel about 5th cousins, I'm pretty sure that's fine. Treat her literally like any other girl

(11-03-2018 08:37 PM)boxmonster Wrote:  

Any thoughts? This is such a different situation that I dont know how to play it.

It's not at all. You found a girl that had something in common with you and opened her, game as usual.

[Conquistador]

Not an expert by any means, but why wouldn't you treat her like any other girl. If anything I think it would be hotter since it's somewhat forbidden. I think it requires some kind of out come independence though.

It seems like you would absolutely have to handle the elephant in the living room. Depending on how you do that, you might have success. I would say something like 'wow, didn't think I had cousins this hot' if I met her in person. Then game as usual from there. Chances are you'll find out right away if she's down, that way you can cut your losses. The fact that you had to start this thread means you're over thinking this and care to much. Good luck though.

[The Golden God]

You would have to go about this as indirect as possible and avoiding the "we're family" talk that would inevitably be brought up.

I would use it to move into galnuc.

Emphasis on staying away from talking about your DNA too much though.

[TheMaleBrain]

This is probably the weirdest come-on story I heard in years.
I do have a hot distant cousin, but I know "better".

Anyway
You should set up a meeting, go indirect (I second @The Golden God), but escalate.
When the "elephant in the room" emerges, spin it either into "forbidden fruit" or dismiss it altogether (Ignore and Plow).

[RatInTheWoods]

No dude, just no.

[BadBoyGamer]

TheMaleBrain Wrote:

This is probably the weirdest come-on story I heard in years.

I can do better. It is just too creepy to write down.

[eradicator]

Incest win-cest!

Point out that prince William and Kate Middleton are 14th cousins once removed to get her hamster going.(it's true). I would not suggest having kids with this woman, but get the bang for story.

Even USA women like talking about the british royal family.

[eradicator]

Oh, you are British, in that case, this is normal for your country's leaders, so will be even more normal for gaming your average ho: point out that the Royal family are 14th cousins once removed.