There's a few different tactics you could take with a girl inquiring about your age:
. Lie
This is self-explanatory, but basically if you don't see any sort of future beyond a ONS, no sense in really going into too many personal details anyway.
. Make 'em guess
You should do this anyway, it's more fun to make a girl work for an answer than to be boring and give them straight answers to all questions like a fucking job interview.
If she guesses you're younger than you are, it's a sign she's either "being nice" or will be more forgiving of your being older since you don't look your age.
If she guesses you're older than you are, it's not ideal but don't let it rattle you. Maintain frame, and pivot to put pressure on her.
If she guesses your exact age, you can make some remark about how she should work at a carnival with such skills. You can sexualize the conversation by saying something along the line of, "Hmm, I wonder what other hidden talents you have..."
. Exaggerate/"Agree & Amplify"
As mentioned above, it's always better if you make a girl work for an answer rather than come right out with the truth. If you're self-conscious about your age, you can jokingly give an answer that's way older than you are.
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You: How old are you?
Her: I'm 23. How old are you?
You: How old am I?
Her: Yeah.
You: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Her: Come on, tell me!
You: (with a sly smile) I'm 87 years old.
Her: Shut up!
You: Don't I look great for my age?
Her: Amazing.
You: Yeah, I think it's from avoiding sunlight, well that and all the 23 year old blood I feed on.
Her: I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes to bite (blah, blah, blah)
It sounds stupid, but this type of corny banter works. As long as you don't make a big deal out of your age, for the most part neither should she.