Here's a my analysis of this article:
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“I said to her, ‘You interrupted me. I was riding my motorbike home, but because of your beauty, I had to turn around. I needed to talk to you and find out if you’re beautiful on the inside as well,” according to the post as translated from Thai by Coconuts Media.
Direct, fits his vibe, vacation mode girls would sure dig it.
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“She laughed, and after talking to her a bit more, I found out that she was from Russia and this was her last day on Koh Phangan. So I told her: ‘Then this is your last chance to get to know me. We have to find a beautiful place to sit and talk.”
Sounds confident with a hint of arrogance. I like this dude.
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“She hesitated because I was just a stranger in her eyes. She said, ‘I’m not sure. You might be dangerous.’ I smiled and replied, ‘That’s true. I know how you feel. You’re in another country, far from your home and a strange man is inviting you to go with him. Not to worry, I’m not dangerous. And the place I’m taking you to is not remote. If you feel uneasy, you can shout out for help.”
Those last 2 sentences sounded a bit weird but IDK maybe his body language was different.
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“When she heard that, she said yes and hopped onto the back of my bike.”
Fist bump.
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While his lines may sound cringe-worthy to many, his post has earned him praises from Thai men who were impressed with his courage and communication skills.
Fuck you they sound cringe-worthy. Anyone who calls his lines "cringe-worthy" is either a fat feminist or a cucked beta male whose social development abruptly ended in kindergarten while playing house. (Or maybe both).
On a side note I don't think what he said were "lines".
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Then, just hours later, the caveman posted another photo but this time with a different woman who is shown sleeping in his bed.
FUCK YEAH double fist bumps and a high five.
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“No matter how tired I was last night, I still woke up at 6 a.m. Then I’ll make coffee and mediate. But someone is still sleeping,” he captioned the photo which shocked many of the netizens who just learned about him through his earlier viral post.
Has a solid dialed-down routine, meditates daily, shit I'd say this guy probably has the combined mental stability and well being of at least 10 of us. Coupled with the fact that the girls in the pictures aren't exactly nines and dimes, they're average girls on vacation mode. Coupled with his exotic caveman style and the dangerous vibe attached, I don't see why this guy wouldn't be slaying these chicks.
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And while the new image sparked criticism from people who thought he took and posted the image without permission from the woman, those who knew him well were not really that surprised.
I don't know the guy at all but I'm not that surprised either
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As it turned out, Jatuphum’s social media posts have mostly been about the many Western women who he has invited to his cave, long before his post with the Russian woman went viral.
Those who have been following the Cave Man’s Facebook account are already familiar with his posts which mostly showcase his minimalistic lifestyle in the cave situated on the Full Moon Party island.
See what I said 2 quotes above. I mean come on guys all that plus on a party island! To quote another RVF comment here:
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Joyfulness & Game are a Womans aphrodisiac!!
Yeah this guy gets it. Anyway back to the article. I'm skipping some parts but it's deff worth a read. My only finding was that, unlike what the OP here said, it wasn't a SNL he didn't get the bang, as our bro-shitlord and savior refers to her as "the one that got away". But I digress. In the last paragraph, the author writes:
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“If you find my posts disturbing, then you should not follow me. I didn’t force anyone to follow this page. Only the people who share the same dream and lifestyle as me would have fun here [on this platform],” he wrote in a recent post.
Fuck yeah that's right. I'd definitely go meet this guy if I were anywhere close.
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ShitlordScore®: 9/10 I had to shave off a point because of hover hands in some of the pictures. But still. Would deff meet and kick back with a couple beers, then if he's cool with it take his bike out on that sweet dirt road.
On a side note, here's a picture of the article's author Ryan:
I bet this guy's slaying Victoria's Secret models left and right, with his hunched-over "backpack game" and his feminine imperative appealing tone of speech.
"Cringe-worthy" my ass. Sour grapes eh?