[Rush87]

(06-02-2018 11:32 AM)Suits Wrote:  

I personally love OP's writing style and hopes that he continues to post elegant prose of the same nature.

Amen.

[MidJack]

Thank you everyone for the encouragement and graphic feedback.

I did make another expedition into this woman's nether regions. I think that if I did not have sufficient hand strength, she would have pushed on through and prolapsed. I didn't make it weird, but we also didn't have sex. I did get a really swell handy. I still haven't done an internet search, and I'm just trying not to think about what might have happened if we were in intercourse and I had to quickly pull out at the wrong time.

[getdownonit]

[Parlay44]

[cascadecombo]

Enjoy it OP.

[ThrustMaster]

TLDR;

Seems like the OP doesn’t realize that when a chick “squirts” it comes from the urethra which is between the clitoris and the opening of the vag. Pretty normal brah.

[RatInTheWoods]

This thread is a contender for "best thread title, 2018" award.

[Wahawahwah]

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I did make another expedition into this woman's nether regions

[dark_g]

OP's writing style was a bit strange, but entertaining. I first though that maybe English was not his first language, but then I see he is from the US.

This is good reading and I laughed out loud at some of the post. I can't wait for more. This thread should be renamed, "Tales from the Puss".

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[JackinMelbourne]

Did you get hard enough to insert or did the whole situation give you stage fright, hence not banging?

[Logos]

He was right to be careful. Broken penis is no joke....

He probably didn't bang her because he wanted to keep his organ intact....

In the long run it was surely the smarter choice...

[ivansirko]

[MidJack]

(06-27-2018 11:29 AM)dark_g Wrote:  

OP's writing style was a bit strange, but entertaining. I first though that maybe English was not his first language, but then I see he is from the US.

This is good reading and I laughed out loud at some of the post. I can't wait for more. This thread should be renamed, "Tales from the Puss".

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Thank you friend. Hebrew is my first language. I have recently now returned to my ethnostate.

[Sooth]

Would definitely read again more of your future expeditions.

[AlwaysTired]

(06-01-2018 05:40 PM)MidJack Wrote:  

This woman had very strong contractions during orgasm. This I have observed before, and it did not concern me. However, when orgasm occurred, as best I can describe, her birth canal collapsed upon my fingers, and through no particular effort on my part to go deeper, I was suddenly in contact with her cervix.

She also became incontinent. Because of the quantity of fluid to clean up afterward, I do not think that I could have possibly mistaken it for anything coming from the birth canal. She acted very casual about it, and I of course did not make an issue of it.

A third item I noticed was that I felt normal natural lubrication outside the birth canal, but it was not present inside and in fact it felt rough.

Whatever is going on anatomically with this woman is a total mystery to me.

Was just about to make a thread about an extremely similar situation I was in !!
Luckily for you though, you weren't eating her out..

Went down on some little 20 year old girl I pulled from the bar, near her climax she starts contracting her shit just like your women. Then at the peak of her climax, she squirts right in my face. 4 times in like 40 mins !! Have had zero experience with this, but because she had such a great time I didn't mind. But holy fuck was I confused.

Like.. did she know she just pissed in my face 4 times?

Thought it was funny afterwards when she wanted to separately use the bathroom to pee, right before we showered together too. Made a joke along the lines "do you really still have to pee after that performance" which completely flew over her, and probably confused her. Left her place and did some homework, so now i'm familiar with how squirting works.

Invited her over to my place next weekend, same thing happened again. But this time I brought it up with her after, and she claimed to have no idea this was going on. Never been brought up by a previous guy, and she's been eaten out before.

Anyways, the conclusion I came up with is:
Most guys suck in the bedroom, and she hasn't been properly stimulated. Reinforcing this ** (because I know girls are anything but angels), she is pretty young / sheltered. And if I had to bet, I would say she just hasn't been lucky finding a sexually suave guy (like me). And genuinely had no idea she did this.

What do you guys think?

[Gorgiass]

There is no such thing as squirting. It's piss. Science says so - https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022 Piss with a little bit of love juice mixed in, but 99% piss.

She pissed all over your hand, and the guy above's face.

I've been with girls who tell me they can "squirt", I tell them they better fucking not. But hey, if golden showers float your boat then have at it.

[don_quixote]

(06-09-2018 04:24 AM)Winston Wolfe Wrote:  

OP I think your writing style is hilarious.

I was cracking up reading it in an early 20th century upper class snobby British accent.

And that thread title.

10/10 would click again

Yes I was thinking he sounds like Chuck Bass!

[greyhoundp]

Strange Vagina, Strange post, now Op go ahead, and bang this woman, then come back and tell us about your experience..