[Kona]

Word on the street is the volcano is gonna blow big time tomorrow. Not sure how people know this.

And thanks one more time for all the nice messages, I'm alright.

Just so everyone's aware, although I'm a low IQ minority, I was joking when I said this volcano s evidence of climate change. Cleared that up.

Aloha!

[PapayaTapper]

Glad to hear youre ok...but does this mean Walmart and "Kill Whitey Day" are off this year?

[RexImperator]

Quote:

I went about 27 miles south, in a straight line, and holy smokes, that's where the volcano haze was starting...

Did it look like this?

[Geomann180]

Keep us posted Kona.

All my best to you and yours.

G

[MMM]

Kona's new situational opener: "Where were you when the violent hot eruptions violated sweet mother earth?"

[YoungBlade]

(05-06-2018 08:13 PM)Kona Wrote:  

Word on the street is the volcano is gonna blow big time tomorrow. Not sure how people know this.

And thanks one more time for all the nice messages, I'm alright.

Just so everyone's aware, although I'm a low IQ minority, I was joking when I said this volcano s evidence of climate change. Cleared that up.

Aloha!

Maybe they asked the Kahuna?

[Simeon_Strangelight]

It's no laughing matter, though thankfully it's mostly property damage.

[Kona]

^^^ Good video. And how about my man Will Okabe firing off the big words!

The sulfur stuff is making its way over here to Oahu. Its like little piece of bright yellow chalk.

My favorite part though, at 2:54 check out the local brother spring into action and keep the canopy from blowing away. That's the fastest anybody on the big island has moved in a long time.

In case you don't get it, big island residents are a relaxed people.

Aloha!

[Simeon_Strangelight]

<- My favorite part is at 01:05 where the orange-clad beacon representative of the White race says "Whoosh Whoosh Whoosh" while the brunette career-hottie and future #metoo heroine looks at him in fake admiration as if he was a brave Down Syndrome man telling her how he ran really fast away from the lava without tripping.

[TravelerKai]

Why does lava look like strawberry pop tarts filling coming out? I want to poke it with a stick or something so badly and see what it feels like. I wonder what it smells like too. Reading books about it for years as being something like liquid silica or rock doesn't do it any justice for anyone with a vivid imagination.

[Leonard D Neubache]

(05-07-2018 01:33 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

<- My favorite part is at 01:05 where the orange-clad beacon representative of the White race says "Whoosh Whoosh Whoosh" while the brunette career-hottie and future #metoo heroine looks at him in fake admiration as if he was a brave Down Syndrome man telling her how he ran really fast away from the lava without tripping.

She should be careful. Forget the volcano, that guy looks like wunna them dangerous incels.

Run Marci! Before he finds the keys to his van!

[Jetset]

(05-07-2018 07:47 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

She should be careful. Forget the volcano, that guy looks like wunna them dangerous incels.

Run Marci! Before he finds the keys to his van!

This is Hawaii. He lives in that van.

[DamienCasanova]

On the positive side.... in 600 years that lava will grow a type of fungus that makes women orgasm instantly. I propose we call it the Kona

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/scien...87611.html

There is a type of fungus that can instantly induce orgasms in women with its smell

The bright orange fungus only grows on 600-year-old Hawaiian lava flows

The medicinal qualities of certain plants and herbs are well known, and these types of natural remedies been used to heal people for thousands of years. However, there is one much less well-known type of fungus with an unusual but potentially very important power.

The fungus, which appears to only grow on Hawaiian lava flows that are between 600 and 1,000 years old, can apparently induce spontaneous orgasms in women when they smell it.

The fungus, an unnamed Dictyophora species, was described by medical scientsists John C Holliday and Noah Soule in 2001.

They published their findings in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, and said the bright orange fungus has a reputation as a "potent female aphrodisiac when smelled."

Interested to find out whether it lived up to its reputation, the two conducted a test on volunteers.

As the journal says: "Indeed, nearly half of the female test subjects experienced spontaneous orgasms while smelling this mushroom."

The two hypothesised that the hormone-like compounds presents in the fungus's spores may be similar to the human neurotransmitters released during sexual encounters.

The mushroom's "fetid" smell didn't seem to have the same effect on the male test subjects, however.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(05-07-2018 09:48 AM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  

On the positive side.... in 600 years that lava will grow a type of fungus that makes women orgasm instantly. I propose we call it the Kona

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/scien...87611.html

There is a type of fungus that can instantly induce orgasms in women with its smell

The bright orange fungus only grows on 600-year-old Hawaiian lava flows

The medicinal qualities of certain plants and herbs are well known, and these types of natural remedies been used to heal people for thousands of years. However, there is one much less well-known type of fungus with an unusual but potentially very important power.

The fungus, which appears to only grow on Hawaiian lava flows that are between 600 and 1,000 years old, can apparently induce spontaneous orgasms in women when they smell it.

The fungus, an unnamed Dictyophora species, was described by medical scientsists John C Holliday and Noah Soule in 2001.

They published their findings in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, and said the bright orange fungus has a reputation as a "potent female aphrodisiac when smelled."

Interested to find out whether it lived up to its reputation, the two conducted a test on volunteers.

As the journal says: "Indeed, nearly half of the female test subjects experienced spontaneous orgasms while smelling this mushroom."

The two hypothesised that the hormone-like compounds presents in the fungus's spores may be similar to the human neurotransmitters released during sexual encounters.

The mushroom's "fetid" smell didn't seem to have the same effect on the male test subjects, however.

That's literally a billion-dollar-idea. That's a solid business prospect worth to invest time and money at. Imagine orgasm-in-powder-form being sold in packets of 500$ each.

[sterling_archer]

(05-07-2018 09:48 AM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  

The mushroom's "fetid" smell didn't seem to have the same effect on the male test subjects, however.

Uh, thank God. It wouldn't have been a good experience to me if it did since I am on nofap

[C-Note]

I was disappointed no one in that news video took the rare opportunity to drop a Dr Evil "magma" quote:

[kaotic]

Marci can definitely get it! WBMLHMI

(Would Blow My Liquid Hot Magma Inside)

[estraudi]

(05-07-2018 11:19 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

[quote='DamienCasanova' pid='1779501' dateline='1525704492']

The fungus, an unnamed Dictyophora species

A mushroom that causes women to orgasm has a first name "Dic"!


I see what you did there...

[Kona]

First news is that is still stinks at my house and black and yellow stuff is falling from the sky.

Second news, Its only been a few days, but big island mayor harry Kim has taken action and opened the volcano emergency center today.

http://www.staradvertiser.com/2018/05/07...on-center/

So you are aware, although it says its open from 9 to 3, in big island time that's 10 to two, and closed for an hour in the middle. They need this spam/Newport break.

Third news, word is there's fissures on the Kohala side, which is where the billionaire globalists like Charles Schwab live. Here's the Dell computer guy's house:

https://www.thepinnaclelist.com/pics/73-...nt-estate/

You spend 73 million dollars, then a few years later you get a pile of black rocks where the house used to be. And you can even touch the rocks, because evil spirits and mythical creatures will fuck you over with bad juju.

Aloha!

[Thersites]

(05-07-2018 05:31 PM)Kona Wrote:  

Third news, word is there's fissures on the Kohala side, which is where the billionaire globalists like Charles Schwab live. Here's the Dell computer guy's house:

https://www.thepinnaclelist.com/pics/73-...nt-estate/

You spend 73 million dollars, then a few years later you get a pile of black rocks where the house used to be. And you can even touch the rocks, because evil spirits and mythical creatures will fuck you over with bad juju.

Aloha!

God works in mysterious ways to fuck over people that pissed him off.

[debeguiled]

(05-07-2018 05:31 PM)Kona Wrote:  

Third news, word is there's fissures on the Kohala side, which is where the billionaire globalists like Charles Schwab live. Here's the Dell computer guy's house:

https://www.thepinnaclelist.com/pics/73-...nt-estate/

You spend 73 million dollars, then a few years later you get a pile of black rocks where the house used to be. And you can even touch the rocks, because evil spirits and mythical creatures will fuck you over with bad juju.

Aloha!

First of all, "Newport/Spam break" is hilarious.

Second of all, why is it that when someone becomes rich, the first thing they do is move somewhere they're not wanted, and start changing the rules when they get there?

Madonna had a problem in England with the English "right to roam."

https://www.gov.uk/right-of-way-open-acc...ht-to-roam

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You can access some land across England without having to use paths - this land is known as ‘open access land’ or ‘access land’.

Access land includes mountains, moors, heaths and downs that are privately owned. It also includes common land registered with the local council and some land around the England Coast Path.

Your right to access this land is called the ‘right to roam’, or ‘freedom to roam’.

I don't know how old the custom was, this is England, so probably a couple of thousand years, but Madonna shows up and says English folks stepping over stiles and rambling violated her human rights, even if they were miles away from being seen from her house.

Quote:

Planners said they could not consider arguments concerning her rights to privacy and property at her 548-hectare (1,370-acre) estate on the Wiltshire-Dorset border. In his ruling, planning inspector David Pinner said none of the land he declared open country was within sight of Madonna's grade II-listed Georgian mansion, and so he did not have to consider her claim that it would infringe her right to respect for her private and family life under the Human Rights Act.

Having spent many hours hopping stile in the UK, I am very happy with this.



See Kona, you have something in common with some white people.

Xenophobia.

Maybe you can take inspiration from the land of common law by making legal precedent and taking a rambling dip in Michael Dell's pool.




See? He's smiling. He wants you to. And even if he doesn't, it is unlikely he is rich enough to outlaw magma.

[PapayaTapper]

(05-07-2018 05:31 PM)Kona Wrote:  

Third news, word is there's fissures on the Kohala side, which is where the billionaire globalists like Charles Schwab live. Here's the Dell computer guy's house:

https://www.thepinnaclelist.com/pics/73-...nt-estate/

You spend 73 million dollars, then a few years later you get a pile of black rocks where the house used to be. And you can even touch the rocks, because evil spirits and mythical creatures will fuck you over with bad juju.

Aloha!

^ The Illuminati Care policy has estate coverage and takes care of all that. Mexico may not pay for the wall but it does pay for that with bodies for our...errr...I mean their people farms.

[eradicator]

Glad to hear you are ok kona.

Aloha!

[Kona]

(05-07-2018 06:05 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

Second of all, why is it that when someone becomes rich, the first thing they do is move somewhere they're not wanted, and start changing the rules when they get there?

The CEO lady of Yahoo was in the news a few years back for making stink over building her house on the big island. Here it is:



Now does that look like a smart place to be if a volcano is erupting?she took it a step further than madanno and built her house where not only the people don't want her but plate techtronics and science and magma don't want her to be. Nice house, but how you think that black stuff got there in the first place?

Aloha!

[PapayaTapper]

(05-07-2018 09:30 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(05-07-2018 06:05 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

Second of all, why is it that when someone becomes rich, the first thing they do is move somewhere they're not wanted, and start changing the rules when they get there?

The CEO lady of Yahoo was in the news a few years back for making stink over building her house on the big island. Here it is:



Now does that look like a smart place to be if a volcano is erupting?she took it a step further than madanno and built her house where not only the people don't want her but plate techtronics and science and magma don't want her to be. Nice house, but how you think that black stuff got there in the first place?

Aloha!

(05-07-2018 06:08 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

^ The Illuminati Care policy has estate coverage and takes care of all that. Mexico may not pay for the wall but it does pay for that with bodies for our...errr...I mean their people farms.

The browner the indigenous population the lower the deductible. Gotta read the fine print if you want the most for your money. Besides when you have as many houses as some people have shoes you dont notice if one pair of flip flops burned up unless someone reminds you they were in your closet.