[Conscious Pirate]

This is where we are at with female narcissism lads.

Emily Skye on being a new mum: I had no idea it would be this bad!

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NEW mum and fitness influencer Emily Skye has posted a side-by-side photo of herself post childbirth, which has resonated with mums across the country.

The honest image, which has received more than 181k likes and 9000 comments, shows the 32-year-old holding her newborn daughter and showing her stomach five days after giving birth.

Ok. If ya don't want to see what's coming below, leave now. (Its a post pregnant chick, so you can excuse yourself now, but I don't wanna hear about eye bleach later)



































Oh wow. A new life! So gross huh?!? Amirite?

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Skye, who has more than 2.2 million followers online, wore “granny undies” while holding her newborn, Mia, in her arms.

“I barely recognise myself when I look in the mirror,” she wrote.

“I’m far from a “glam mum” HAHA! — I currently live in what you could call ‘granny undies’, it hurts to do much with the stitches from my episiotomy, and feeding is extremely painful — I had no idea it would be this bad!”

Skye, who has made a career from her online fitness platform Emily Skye Fit, said getting her pre-baby body back wasn’t a priority, and despite being told she’d ‘bounce right back’ after childbirth — spending time with her daughter was her priority.

I'm glad she wants to trim down again. Sadly, I don't think her husband factors into her motives.

Getting knocked up & being taken care of to term is such a fucking drag! Just look at the shit you have to deal with after bringing a new life into this world. Why would you ever want to do this shit?...

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“My back is still really sore and when I walk around it literally feels like my insides are going to fall out.
...

“My pregnancy was not how I thought it would be, I thought I’d be exercising regularly the whole way through but that did not happen as I was sick a lot of the time and had back pain that made it hard to just walk around the house.

This woman has spent not one minute thinking about what it means to be a mother or wife. It's all about her & how inconvenient this whole ordeal is to her own sense of self worth.

This is where feminism has brought us. If you want healthy families & happy lives, its incumbent upon us all to point & shame so these people get the message.

[porscheguy]

She’s pandering to an audience. If she were a feminist, she would have had an abortion, and waited until her 40s to adopt a pet African to turn into a transgender.

Why on earth would I want to shame a woman who wants to get back into shape after giving birth?

[Suits]

This is actually the female version of the humble brag.

[porscheguy]

And to reiterate, would you rather be with her or the girl who’s making a third trip back to the buffet table to fill up her plate because “tee hee, i’m eating for 2 now” when she’s only 6 weeks pregnant?

[Leonard D Neubache]

Soul-less eyes.

Hubby better keep a look out on that one.

Even odds she drowns the kid by the end of year one.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Don't be silly. If she drowns the kid, what will she use to attention whore?

[Conscious Pirate]

Neither porsche-guy.

I want my kids to have the Mum they deserve. Not the one they are stuck with. Big difference.

[joost]

Crazy stare and heavy make up is a no-no for me.

At 31 after popping a baby, Photoshop will be heavy in her photos.

[TooFineAPoint]

(12-29-2017 03:55 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

Soul-less eyes.

Hubby better keep a look out on that one.

Even odds she drowns the kid by the end of year one.

[Tex Cruise]

So real.


This is just the set up for a much bigger attention hit in a few months. This the calculated "before" pic.
She knows that even by following basic after-pregnancy fitness practices, in a few months time she can post another pic worth many, many likes.

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The honest image, which has received more than 181k likes and 9000 comments,

I bet the "after" pic gets over 9000.

[cascadecombo]

This as opposed to pregnant women I see working out in the gym till childbirth and then back again a few weeks later.

Just another attention ho

[Dulceácido]

(12-29-2017 06:01 AM)Tex Cruise Wrote:  

So real.


This is just the set up for a much bigger attention hit in a few months. This the calculated "before" pic.
She knows that even by following basic after-pregnancy fitness practices, in a few months time she can post another pic worth many, many likes.

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The honest image, which has received more than 181k likes and 9000 comments,

I bet the "after" pic gets over 9000.

So funny that she's "downplaying" her plans to get back in shape after such an OBVIOUS attempt at a "before" pic.

She has 2.2M followers and this is just shameless self-promotion.

Anyone else notice her face is wrecked sort of? Those eyebrows... That nose... I dunno. I can't quite put my finger on it, but she's not very attractive to me.

[fuckoff]

I like how it upsets her regarding the way she looks.

Most women give birth and keep the extra weight cause they are to fucking lazy to get rid of it!

[TravelerKai]

(12-29-2017 07:55 AM)fuckoff Wrote:  

I like how it upsets her regarding the way she looks.

Most women give birth and keep the extra weight cause they are to fucking lazy to get rid of it!

Wrong this dumb bitch still looks 6 months pregnant, even after the baby came out.

The only reason she looks this bad is because she is so old giving birth.

My wife looked nothing like this right afterwards but she was in her early-mid 20s and she has never worked out in a gym aside from the occasional jogging in the park with me.

When my wife had her first one, she probably had maybe a tenth of the size of that woman's pooch. Maybe less.

This woman is getting what she deserves for her feminist indoctrinated arrogance. Lots of women in the US struggle after childbirth and for many of them, it really does not matter how much of a gym rat they are because they wait so damn late to begin with. She looks so bad she is going to have to pack on more He-Man You Go Girl muscle to kill all that camel action she has down there.

What a joke.

[Dulceácido]

(12-29-2017 09:19 AM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

(12-29-2017 07:55 AM)fuckoff Wrote:  

I like how it upsets her regarding the way she looks.

Most women give birth and keep the extra weight cause they are to fucking lazy to get rid of it!

Wrong this dumb bitch still looks 6 months pregnant, even after the baby came out.

The only reason she looks this bad is because she is so old giving birth.

My wife looked nothing like this right afterwards but she was in her early-mid 20s and she has never worked out in a gym aside from the occasional jogging in the park with me.

When my wife had her first one, she probably had maybe a tenth of the size of that woman's pooch. Maybe less.

This woman is getting what she deserves for her feminist indoctrinated arrogance. Lots of women in the US struggle after childbirth and for many of them, it really does not matter how much of a gym rat they are because they wait so damn late to begin with. She looks so bad she is going to have to pack on more He-Man You Go Girl muscle to kill all that camel action she has down there.

What a joke.

LOL. That shit was funny! And on point.

[kosko]

Wait till she finds out about the how C-Section scars trash up the stomach. A woman has trouble to get their stomach back to 100% of how fit it was prior to pregnancy/childbirth as the scar is huge and always has some loose skin around it.

[heavy]

And this is why I'm so thankful for my family.

I have a few sister-in-laws and one sister. All attractive. All loving wives. All gracefully aging mothers.

None of them even care about a picture taken of them at all, much less ugh during or after pregnancy and with no clothes on. (maybe they want an occasional tasteful posed picture with husband or family)

How in the hell do people look at your average midwestern conservative family (again, just thinking of mine) and think, nah that sucks let's make it so women have to or want to put post-pregnancy naked pictures on the internet for validation.

[godfather dust]

I didn't know the thirst was so bad a random thot posting post-pregnant pics gets 9000 comments.

[Cr33pin]

(12-29-2017 12:19 PM)godfather dust Wrote:  

I didn't know the thirst was so bad a random thot posting post-pregnant pics gets 9000 comments.

[loremipsum]

Looking at that woman I no longer wonder why so many cultures said that the eyes were the window to the soul.

[Horus]

When though she's attention whoring, at least she might be encouraging Western women to stay in shape. And although she's attention whoring, at least she's encouraging Western women to have children. But I think they've left out one vital piece of information in the article, because there is no mention whatsoever of the father. Is he unknown, absent or irrelevant?

[kaotic]

Jesus this is way too obvious of a set up.

It's a shame mothers can't be mothers without attention whoring, they have to out instagram eachother.

It's another form of "my child is the best in the world" competing.

[Matsufubu]

She needs to be more concerned with tightening that pussy back up.

Sometimes the womb is stretched and takes some time to return to normal size, so it's not really a 'pooch'.

Also, that's a lot of make up. She's a 6 at best.

[Germanicus]

(12-29-2017 03:05 AM)Suits Wrote:  

This is actually the female version of the humble brag.

She's also fishing for compliments in the typical female "Oh look how ugly I am" manner knowing full well a bunch of thirsty betas and female enablers will fall all over themselves to tell her "No, you're not! You are soo pretty and amazing and...etc"

[king bast]

Shes' got a more secure grip on that iphone than on the baby. Shows what she loves more.