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00 million dollars to marry a transwoman. Would you do it?
11-07-2017, 11:03 PM
This tranny shit kept me from getting a bang one night. Met some girl on tinder and went straight to her house after just a few messages. We smoke a few bowls, and I look at this chicks hands which look suspiciously large. Ended up getting freaked out, pretended to pass out and layed there for a good 45 mins super weirded out. Eventually fell asleep, woke up in the morning and bounced immediately.
I'll never know if it was a man or woman that night, and that's pretty fucking scary.
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11-07-2017, 11:06 PM
Didn't know all these fucking rules would be attached to it. I was going to file for divorce asap
Growth Over Everything Else.
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11-07-2017, 11:22 PM
If someone put a gun to my head and forced me to choose between a gay man and a "transwoman" I, as a heterosexual, would choose the relatively sane man over the hormone-addicted one who mutilated themselves for Tumblr cred.
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11-08-2017, 12:41 AM
This tranny stuff scares the shit out of me, nightmare! Specially after a few drinks and chatting up some random bitch at a hotel bar this kind of shit is in the back of my mind. If a tranny has enough money they can also get vocal chord surgery. Don't get me started on the latest tranny vaginal surgery where it can now self-lubricate and all of those damn procedures are only getting better and better.
I guess eventually even before getting my dick sucked I'll have to ask for some type of DNA test to make sure they were born female. Kill me!
Obviously, no amount of money will buy your dignity back...
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-Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.
-Don't ask a woman what she wants to do.
-Never get involved with a co-worker unless you don't mind losing your job over it.
-Never spend more than $40 on a date. If possible, let her pay for everything or 50/50.
-If she doesn't bang you by the third date, Dump That Bitch (DTB).
-No spooning, cuddling, hugging, or staying over. Get in, get out!
-Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are 25+ or really ready to settle down.
-Men age like fine wine, women age like milk.
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00 million dollars to marry a transwoman. Would you do it?
11-08-2017, 05:36 AM
The contract is the problem for me rather the actual issue at hand. For $10m a year I'd do lots of bad things but that contract is just pathetic with the not being paid unless you complete the entire contract which isn't even your choice whether it finishes or not.
If I get paid on a per day basis then I'd willingly enter that deal. That's basically 28k a day to have to put up with a tranny for a few hours a day and bang it once a month.
There is also no clause in the current terms that stops you from being allowed to chase as much side action as you want other than the having to last 10 years factor which is already the single biggest reason to not go anywhere near the deal and would not exist if I was entering a devils deal like this.
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00 million dollars to marry a transwoman. Would you do it?
11-08-2017, 07:43 AM
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00 million dollars to marry a transwoman. Would you do it?
11-08-2017, 11:30 AM
That's a tranny?
This shit's getting depressing.
And here I was thinking I'd just avoid the Phillipines.
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00 million dollars to marry a transwoman. Would you do it?
11-08-2017, 12:47 PM
my god how the hell is this thing even looking like a cute girl.
Jesus its bending nature and all it's rules?
Does someone have its name?
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11-08-2017, 01:13 PM
Quote: (11-08-2017 01:09 PM)Soundbyte Wrote:
Quote: (11-08-2017 12:50 PM)Horus Wrote:
Quote: (11-08-2017 12:47 PM)Baronxrus Wrote:
Does someone have its name?
![[Image: j1LAWT5.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/j1LAWT5.gif)
Literally that joke : " That is disgusting, now tell me it's name so that I may avoid it!"
My intentions are way darker than just avoiding it. Plan to pour molting gold over its head and watch it suffer back into hell's realm.
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11-08-2017, 03:58 PM
Quote: (11-08-2017 03:35 PM)realologist Wrote:
Quote: (11-08-2017 01:13 PM)Baronxrus Wrote:
Quote: (11-08-2017 01:09 PM)Soundbyte Wrote:
Quote: (11-08-2017 12:50 PM)Horus Wrote:
Quote: (11-08-2017 12:47 PM)Baronxrus Wrote:
Does someone have its name?
![[Image: j1LAWT5.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/j1LAWT5.gif)
Literally that joke : " That is disgusting, now tell me it's name so that I may avoid it!"
My intentions are way darker than just avoiding it. Plan to pour molting gold over its head and watch it suffer back into hell's realm.
Didn't know you could do that with your dick.
I can do a lot things buddy
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11-09-2017, 01:35 PM
Quote: (11-08-2017 07:59 PM)Yatagan Wrote:
Quote: (11-07-2017 07:52 PM)Samseau Wrote:
I wouldn't have a clue that was a man. The best giveaways are shoulders and hands, but even many women have broad shoulders and hands. And shoulders can be hidden by wearing shoulder pads, giving an appearance that the broad shoulders are just part of the dress.
Not to mention that there are guys with small "girl hands" (like me).
You know what they say about small hands...
...Small gloves.
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11-10-2017, 04:45 AM
Quote: (11-09-2017 11:36 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:
Quote: (11-08-2017 12:47 PM)Baronxrus Wrote:
my god how the hell is this thing even looking like a cute girl.
Jesus its bending nature and all it's rules?
Does someone have its name?
I was suspicious that the op was posting an actual woman so I reverse image searched, and evidently it is a Brazilian tranny prostitute with a cock. Or at least one is using those pictures to advertise.
Face already looked feminine/tomboyish before its transformation...
In another video it speaks in a manly voice, then in another it sounds like some little boy/girl. Creepy ass shit!
Tom Leykis / Leykis 101:
-Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.
-Don't ask a woman what she wants to do.
-Never get involved with a co-worker unless you don't mind losing your job over it.
-Never spend more than $40 on a date. If possible, let her pay for everything or 50/50.
-If she doesn't bang you by the third date, Dump That Bitch (DTB).
-No spooning, cuddling, hugging, or staying over. Get in, get out!
-Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are 25+ or really ready to settle down.
-Men age like fine wine, women age like milk.
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00 million dollars to marry a transwoman. Would you do it?
11-10-2017, 12:49 PM
Quote: (11-10-2017 04:45 AM)Cumlluminates Wrote:
Quote: (11-09-2017 11:36 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:
Quote: (11-08-2017 12:47 PM)Baronxrus Wrote:
my god how the hell is this thing even looking like a cute girl.
Jesus its bending nature and all it's rules?
Does someone have its name?
I was suspicious that the op was posting an actual woman so I reverse image searched, and evidently it is a Brazilian tranny prostitute with a cock. Or at least one is using those pictures to advertise.
Face already looked feminine/tomboyish before its transformation...
In another video it speaks in a manly voice, then in another it sounds like some little boy/girl. Creepy ass shit!
Never going to South America.