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Woman attempts to become cannibalistic serial killer. Learns lesson in biology.
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Woman attempts to become cannibalistic serial killer. Learns lesson in biology.

Quote: (10-07-2017 10:35 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

"Am I caught?"
[Image: laugh4.gif]

"No. Not at all! This is the part where you use your fem power to attack us police officers here with that there knife and make your daring escape."

*covertly unsnaps holster*

The public will judge a man by what he lifts, but those close to him will judge him by what he carries.
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#27

Woman attempts to become cannibalistic serial killer. Learns lesson in biology.

Poison is the womans weapon of choice.

All you gotta do is ask them questions and listen to what they have to say and shit.
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#28

Woman attempts to become cannibalistic serial killer. Learns lesson in biology.

Quote: (10-08-2017 02:38 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

Quote: (10-07-2017 10:35 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

"Am I caught?"
[Image: laugh4.gif]

"No. Not at all! This is the part where you use your fem power to attack us police officers here with that there knife and make your daring escape."

*covertly unsnaps holster*

In this instance Id sanction it as euthanasia.

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#29

Woman attempts to become cannibalistic serial killer. Learns lesson in biology.

This wannabe killer needs a helicopter ride into an area full of cannibals for her sentence.
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#30

Woman attempts to become cannibalistic serial killer. Learns lesson in biology.

Quote: (10-08-2017 04:17 PM)Kurgan Wrote:  

This wannabe killer needs a helicopter ride into an area full of cannibals for her sentence.


I forsee lawsuits from the said cannibals after developing high cholesterol and heart attacks from eating her fat ass.
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#31

Woman attempts to become cannibalistic serial killer. Learns lesson in biology.

Quote: (10-08-2017 05:18 AM)Chris Brown Wrote:  

Poison is the womans weapon of choice.

So many women don't even cook any more. This must be the upside.
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#32

Woman attempts to become cannibalistic serial killer. Learns lesson in biology.

^
Depending on the cooking, poison could be a blessing.
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Woman attempts to become cannibalistic serial killer. Learns lesson in biology.

Quote: (10-08-2017 08:55 PM)Thersites Wrote:  

^
Depending on the cooking, poison could be a blessing.

Depending on the cooking woman, poison could be a blessing.

…Leading us to the immortal Churchill "exchange":

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“If you were my husband, I’d give you poison.”
“And if you were my wife I’d take it.”
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#34

Woman attempts to become cannibalistic serial killer. Learns lesson in biology.

Essentially it is what women always do.

Tattoos are cool (on a man) and 80% of women like them, so she will tat herself up - problem is that only a tiny proportion of men like tatted up broads.

The same thinking process went into this bullshit. She thought that serial killers are "hot", so she decided to become one.

Problem is that most serial killers are neither hot nor Alpha:

[Image: Dennis_Nilsen.jpg]

[Image: john_wayne.jpg]

But never mind - reality and truth was not close to her anyway.
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