Quote: (10-28-2018 09:00 PM)pazuk123 Wrote:
Let's see; varying degrees of bizarreness...
-Was banging a girl bent over the counter in my kitchen, moved to have her pressed up against the refrigerator and for some reason then decided to open the freezer door and hold her head in the freezer by her hair while dominating her from behind
-This girl that was really into fitness, fake tits but kinda muscular would always come over and blow me. I banged her a handful of times but I really wasn't attracted to her. She'd come over, we'd be on the couch, and she'd get down on her knees and blow me while I was watching tv. One of the times she came over, once she got down on her knees I told her I'd only give her my dick if she spent the rest of the evening on her knees until she left. She did.
-This is more fucked up than bizarre but when I was away at college, I got a call (pre-cell phones) from one of my friends that he was in the car behind the girl I was long distance dating in a Taco Bell drive thru and she was making out with some guy in the car she was in. I asked her and she came clean (he knew who I was and that we were dating). The guy was some clown local musician. When I transferred schools back home, I was working at a restaurant and the musician guy and his live-in girlfriend both worked there. Over the course of a few months I completely seduced and manipulated her to the point of her falling in love with me. The first time we ever fucked was in their bed. After sex, she went to the bathroom. I took the condom wrapper and ripped it into pieces and stuffed it into his pillowcase. Of course they were broken up the next day and I told her I didn't want to see her anymore and that she was just a prop. She ratted me out and when I saw him next he asked me why I'd do that and I told him that I hold grudges.
-I had sex with my pediatrician's daughter 20 years after he was my doctor. Matched on Tinder and on the date she mentioned her Dad was a doctor, I asked what kind and she said pediatrician. When she told me his name I didn't flinch. Same night lay and after sex I casually said, by the way, your Dad was my pediatrician.
-Had sex with 4 girls in 3 days without showering once.
-Driving home to Maryland from the Outer Banks, NC at night with the girl I was dating, I was physically driving and I made the girl straddle get on top of me and fuck me while I drove. She was like 5'2' 100 pounds with huge tits. Probably not safe these days.
Thought of another one, recent. A couple months ago I was fucking this girl. She was on top riding me and all of a sudden I smelled the worst smell ever. She. Shit. On. Me. It was all down on my leg. I about threw up. She said "well I guess you fucked the shit out of me" and kinda laughed it off. I was so grossed out. Never saw her again. Has anyone one ever had that happen to them? I wish I would've thought about something in the moment like smearing it on her but honestly I was just so ill from the smell.
