[Sperm]

Hello,

My name is Tim, and I am currently a Beta male. Thanks to the useful advices of this forum, I hope to become an alpha male as quickly as possible.

How long will it take, if I apply the teaching of the high-reputation members, to become an alpha male?

[RexImperator]

It must be the first of the month...somewhere.

[YoungBlade]

First thing's first, find the alpha male of your nearest tribe. Conk his wife on the head, drag her home, impregnate her. Then, when he comes to fight you, kill him, and wear a mammoth pelt as you sacrifice his corpse to the volcano.

[Investment Bro]

Depends on what your half-life is.

[Elster]

You have to fight thirty white knights in a club.
(Insta god mode princess kidnap-raping while on bull shape alpha maleness guaranteed!)

[Sperm]

The nearest alpha is a coworker at my company.

He is always getting the attention, promotions, etc. Should I really become his enemy to become the alpha male of the workplace? I don't want to risk losing my job, I have no other source of revenue and my girlfriend would kill me.

[DimeBait]

Don't listen to them. I can make you an alpha in only 9 short weeks if you become a sustaining member to my patreon page. For only $89 a week, you too, can have burgeoning biceps, tantalizing pheromones and generally reek of raw masculinity by regularly sniffing my soiled boxer briefs which you'll receive weekly along with FREE shipping. PM me for details

[kaotic]

I thought you had to swallow Sperm to become an Alpha Male.

[HankMoody]

It takes exactly two hundred and forty seven hours, fifteen minutes, and twenty seconds. Then, and only then, Roosh will come to your house and award you an alpha coat.

[debeguiled]

Find a quiet place within yourself, and listen to old memes.

[PapayaTapper]

(08-18-2017 04:34 PM)Sperm Wrote:  

The nearest alpha is a coworker at my company.

He is always getting the attention, promotions, etc. Should I really become his enemy to become the alpha male of the workplace?

You need to piss on all his stuff, where he sits, his desk...everything,.. Establish that this is your domain

(08-18-2017 04:34 PM)Sperm Wrote:  

I don't want to risk losing my job, I have no other source of revenue

A true alpha doesn't need money as everything already belongs to him. Remember that

(08-18-2017 04:34 PM)Sperm Wrote:  

and my girlfriend would kill me.

Never mind...go ask your GF how she got such a big dick

[TooFineAPoint]

(08-18-2017 05:01 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

I thought you had to swallow Sperm to become an Alpha Male.

I'm really glad I'm not the only one who remembers this.

[teddy bear]

I guess somebody must be really bored to make new accounts and make idiotic topics here lol. It's like third banned account today with stupid-ass question.

[PapayaTapper]

(08-18-2017 07:00 PM)TooFineAPoint Wrote:  

(08-18-2017 05:01 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

I thought you had to swallow Sperm to become an Alpha Male.

I'm really glad I'm not the only one who remembers this.

I really wish I didnt

[Spectrumwalker]

OP the fastest and easiest way would be to just buy a shirt that says the two words "ALPHA MALE" on it it in big bold letters. That's like instant Alpha. You'll have broads throwing themselves at you. For sure.

On a more serious note....you don't learn to play the piano overnight.

[RatInTheWoods]

Start by changing your username.

[PapayaTapper]

(08-19-2017 11:11 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  

Start by changing your username.

I suggest "youarewhatyoueat" as OPs new username

[Suits]

Damn it. OP got banned.

A perfectly good username wasted.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(08-20-2017 01:19 AM)Suits Wrote:  

Damn it. OP got banned.

A perfectly good username wasted.

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

(08-18-2017 04:34 PM)Sperm Wrote:  

The nearest alpha is a coworker at my company.

He is always getting the attention, promotions, etc. Should I really become his enemy to become the alpha male of the workplace? I don't want to risk losing my job, I have no other source of revenue and my girlfriend would kill me.

This is elite trolling right here. Lesser trolls need to watch and learn from this guy.