[Putin Closes]

(08-11-2017 01:42 PM)Darkwing Buck Wrote:  

Holy fuck that was a hilarious read and this is a hilarious thread. Thanks for this guys. So I'll call the girls by number going 1-6 from left to right.

#5, second from the right, is a WB. She's the hottest one to me clearly and i don't see how any straight man would call that a WNB. Maybe I need my eyes checked. Next is #1 on the far left.

All the others are girls I'd be embarrassed to get caught by my neighbor kicking them out Sunday morning but with enough alcohol I'd bang the #2 and #4 as well and I'd try to get them out of my apartment at a time when none of my roommates or neighbors could see what I had done. The other uggos would need to slip molly in my drink to get me to bang them.

I can't genuinely believe some rooshers would bang these war pigs. Come on fellas. All those girls are grossly overweight if not obese. Perhaps if you were black out drunk you could be forgiven.

Is DC really that bad? Any girl who has a body will flaunt it, using a loose layer of clothing to hide belly fat (you can see it in her face) is a SIF.

[Repo]

I can't even see their arms but can tell they all have mom-flab arms.

I'd still bang 1 and 5 though. Once.

[Darkwing Buck]

(08-11-2017 03:19 PM)Putin Closes Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 01:42 PM)Darkwing Buck Wrote:  

Holy fuck that was a hilarious read and this is a hilarious thread. Thanks for this guys. So I'll call the girls by number going 1-6 from left to right.

#5, second from the right, is a WB. She's the hottest one to me clearly and i don't see how any straight man would call that a WNB. Maybe I need my eyes checked. Next is #1 on the far left.

All the others are girls I'd be embarrassed to get caught by my neighbor kicking them out Sunday morning but with enough alcohol I'd bang the #2 and #4 as well and I'd try to get them out of my apartment at a time when none of my roommates or neighbors could see what I had done. The other uggos would need to slip molly in my drink to get me to bang them.

I can't genuinely believe some rooshers would bang these war pigs. Come on fellas. All those girls are grossly overweight if not obese. Perhaps if you were black out drunk you could be forgiven.

Is DC really that bad? Any girl who has a body will flaunt it, using a loose layer of clothing to hide belly fat (you can see it in her face) is a SIF.

I said I'd only bang the uggos if I was drunk. It's right there in the post. I legit do not think #1 and #5 are ugly. Clearly thick but not what I'd call straight up fat. WB.

Like I'm wondering how a straight man can look at #5 at the very least and say "ewww". She's got a cute face and she's wearing a loose dress that hides her body but she doesn't even look fat or ugly. All I can see are her thighs which look thick but she doesn't scream secret uggo to me at all.

#1 looks okay as well. Can't tell her height she seems kinda tall but at that angle in the photo doesn't seem overly chubby or fat. Would also bang. Unashamedly.

The rest clearly are dumpster divers but I don't get this EWWW reaction to #1 and #5. I know it's a cool thing to say you only fuck the hottest girls and I guess you guys all fuck instagram models and catwalk divas exclusively but I see nothing preventing me from sticking my dick inside #1 or #5.

I mean shit I said I'd fuck em not wife em what the fuck?

If #5 and #1 are "Warpigs" to you I'm fine with that. I don't let other men tell me who I should and shouldn't fuck. You can call me Tomba from now on

[Rhyme or Reason]

What I find amusing about these 'aritcles' is not only how poorly written they are, but is the hamster writing this shit even aware that in the process of writing about this guy and how he's "like, soooo douchey" that she's accomplishing the exact opposite of what seems to be her goal...that being maligning the guys reputation? He's probably having to keep them away with a stick right now

[Akwesi]

Contestant Rating
------------ -------
1 6
2 4.5
3 4
4 3.5
5 6.5
6 4

[Jetset]

To the WaPo's credit (*wretch*), they had a woman write a remedial education piece on how to schedule multiple dates back-to-back without making a clown of yourself.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/solo...right-way/

I disagree about being up-front about your schedule, though. That's just lazy.

If it's working out after the first round, cancel on the backup hole. If it isn't, don't bother with the second round and move it along to the other bar/coffee shop. Count off the blocks to choose venues that are a knight's move away so you can get there quickly but minimize the risk of the first trying to salvage her night after you ditch her and randomly walking in on you with the second.



Slot the four least-terrible of them in at 5:15, 6:15, 8:30, and 9:30, and suddenly the WaPo's definitive timeline is about getting the bang twice in the same night, having time to stop off at a taco truck between them, and still being well-rested at work tomorrow.

Maybe my goals are different from the author's, though.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

If all of you lived in EE/FSU, then you would not approach any of them. They look like mid 30s MILFs here.

Whether some of them are bangable depends on the location you find yourself and the effort required to bang them - or your very own thirst level at the time.

All of them are either fat or at the very least slightly overweight.

DC is a tough area - even Western Europe has more attractive women in general.

I could probably get it up for 2 of them while with 3 I would rather prefer porn or celibacy.

[ivansirko]

There are that many women in DC?

[Darkwing Buck]

(08-11-2017 05:18 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  



If all of you lived in EE/FSU, then you would not approach any of them. They look like mid 30s MILFs here.

Yeah but we live in major cities in America with the worse entitlement and feminism on planet earth, most masculine women, and the highest male competition around.

So yeah no shit. If we lived in better countries for dating/women/sex then of course we wouldn't.

That's like saying if I had 10 million dollars I wouldn't show up to work for a job. But I don't have 10 million so I do have a job.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(08-11-2017 05:33 PM)Darkwing Buck Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 05:18 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  



If all of you lived in EE/FSU, then you would not approach any of them. They look like mid 30s MILFs here.

Yeah but we live in major cities in America with the worse entitlement and feminism on planet earth, most masculine women, and the highest male competition around.

So yeah no shit. If we lived in better countries for dating/women/sex then of course we wouldn't.

That's like saying if I had 10 million dollars I wouldn't show up to work for a job. But I don't have 10 million so I do have a job.

No arguing with that. A man's gotta eat whatever is being served. And that is what is being served in DC.

[PapayaTapper]

(08-11-2017 05:39 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 05:33 PM)Darkwing Buck Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 05:18 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  



If all of you lived in EE/FSU, then you would not approach any of them. They look like mid 30s MILFs here.

Yeah but we live in major cities in America with the worse entitlement and feminism on planet earth, most masculine women, and the highest male competition around.

So yeah no shit. If we lived in better countries for dating/women/sex then of course we wouldn't.

That's like saying if I had 10 million dollars I wouldn't show up to work for a job. But I don't have 10 million so I do have a job.

No arguing with that. A man's gotta eat whatever is being served. And that is what is being served in DC.

Or he can go to a different restaurant....even if its just for take out.

[PapayaTapper]

(08-11-2017 04:44 PM)Rhyme or Reason Wrote:  

What I find amusing about these 'aritcles' is not only how poorly written they are, but is the hamster writing this shit even aware that in the process of writing about this guy and how he's "like, soooo douchey" that she's accomplishing the exact opposite of what seems to be her goal...that being maligning the guys reputation? He's probably having to keep them away with a stick right now

Yep...He went from "nameless dating app fodder-chode" to "what and asshole yet Im intrigued by his brass balls" guy. In effect this is just another de-facto form of "peacocking" on a grander scale

[Darkwing Buck]

(08-11-2017 05:47 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 05:39 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 05:33 PM)Darkwing Buck Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 05:18 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  



If all of you lived in EE/FSU, then you would not approach any of them. They look like mid 30s MILFs here.

Yeah but we live in major cities in America with the worse entitlement and feminism on planet earth, most masculine women, and the highest male competition around.

So yeah no shit. If we lived in better countries for dating/women/sex then of course we wouldn't.

That's like saying if I had 10 million dollars I wouldn't show up to work for a job. But I don't have 10 million so I do have a job.

No arguing with that. A man's gotta eat whatever is being served. And that is what is being served in DC.

Or he can go to a different restaurant....even if its just for take out.

Yeah and when I come back to my regular restaurant I'll be eating what's on the menu. I live and work in the US.

Until I expatriate completely you talking to me about overseas women is useless. If I spend a week or even a month overseas I'm not going to be celibate the other 335 days out of the year.

Come on guys. We all know the game here. I don't need to be lectured on the superior femininity and beauty of foreign women. Foreign whores are often better than the average western female.

[John Michael Kane]

Pre-selection works better when the women are desirable, but given that this is D.C., he probably just received a boost. Honestly, celibacy doesn't sound so bad compared to chubby chicks with attitude.

[PapayaTapper]

(08-11-2017 05:56 PM)Darkwing Buck Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 05:47 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 05:39 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 05:33 PM)Darkwing Buck Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 05:18 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  



If all of you lived in EE/FSU, then you would not approach any of them. They look like mid 30s MILFs here.

Yeah but we live in major cities in America with the worse entitlement and feminism on planet earth, most masculine women, and the highest male competition around.

So yeah no shit. If we lived in better countries for dating/women/sex then of course we wouldn't.

That's like saying if I had 10 million dollars I wouldn't show up to work for a job. But I don't have 10 million so I do have a job.

No arguing with that. A man's gotta eat whatever is being served. And that is what is being served in DC.

Or he can go to a different restaurant....even if its just for take out.

Yeah and when I come back to my regular restaurant I'll be eating what's on the menu. I live and work in the US.

Until I expatriate completely you talking to me about overseas women is useless. If I spend a week or even a month overseas I'm not going to be celibate the other 335 days out of the year.

Come on guys. We all know the game here. I don't need to be lectured on the superior femininity and beauty of foreign women. Foreign whores are often better than the average western female.

Not meant as a lecture... but where do you live in the US that there aren't women better than these wilderbeasts? Ive lived in Miami, Atlanta and SoCal as well as traveled all over the US and have never found a shortage of 7's+ in any major city (New York, Chicago), 2nd tier city (New Orleans, Tampa, Jacksonville, Phoenix),. I dont mean to be condescending but Ive been to Dothan AL and seen little redneck chicks way hotter than this...I sincerely dont get it

Edit: By the way in addition to take out there's delivery ...EE and other foreign girls come to the US each year as tourists by the thousands

[Darkwing Buck]

(08-11-2017 06:57 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 05:56 PM)Darkwing Buck Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 05:47 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 05:39 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 05:33 PM)Darkwing Buck Wrote:  

Yeah but we live in major cities in America with the worse entitlement and feminism on planet earth, most masculine women, and the highest male competition around.

So yeah no shit. If we lived in better countries for dating/women/sex then of course we wouldn't.

That's like saying if I had 10 million dollars I wouldn't show up to work for a job. But I don't have 10 million so I do have a job.

No arguing with that. A man's gotta eat whatever is being served. And that is what is being served in DC.

Or he can go to a different restaurant....even if its just for take out.

Yeah and when I come back to my regular restaurant I'll be eating what's on the menu. I live and work in the US.

Until I expatriate completely you talking to me about overseas women is useless. If I spend a week or even a month overseas I'm not going to be celibate the other 335 days out of the year.

Come on guys. We all know the game here. I don't need to be lectured on the superior femininity and beauty of foreign women. Foreign whores are often better than the average western female.

Not meant as a lecture... but where do you live in the US that there aren't women better than these wilderbeasts? Ive lived in Miami, Atlanta and SoCal as well as traveled all over the US and have never found a shortage of 7's+ in any major city (New York, Chicago), 2nd tier city (New Orleans, Tampa, Jacksonville, Phoenix),. I dont mean to be condescending but Ive been to Dothan AL and seen little redneck chicks way hotter than this...I sincerely dont get it

Edit: By the way in addition to take out there's delivery ...EE and other foreign girls come to the US each year as tourists by the thousands

I live in Long Beach. I regularly fuck 6s and 7s with the occasional 8.

But even dealing with these women is like herding cats. The juice isn't worth the squeeze and also in So Cal/LA/Orange County the shit is competitive. Los Mangeles as my buddy Naughty likes to call it is not a good place for men.

It just takes so much effort to deal with these broads its frustrating and I'll be honest I will settle for a 6 during nightgame if I strike out cuz I just wanna get laid without bullshit. But the problem isn't just the looks it's the mentality and effort.

The best set ups I've had the last year have been having two 7s as fuck buddies at the same time and then messing around with approaches at the gym and at the local bar. When it comes to fuckbuddy situations I always try to have 2. I swear sometimes it's worse to have 1 than 0 or 2. If I'm not in a situation where I have a couple 7s (minimum) on lock the game becomes a hassle. Who wants to go out there and spend 2 weeks approaching/dating and dealing with mediocre bitches just to try to get a couple fuck buddies who are average looking with horrible attitudes? Especially when I gotta focus on money, school, and the gym too.

I mean yeah if I had plenty of free time to go out and approach it'd be a different story but I'm just not in my ideal situation right now. Like I don't even know why I'm explaining this shit or rationalizing it like y'all don't know the game.

You telling me sir in every city you've been in you've only fucked with 8s easily and consistently?

Also like I said I don't think 5 is ugly at all. I don't care if a girl is a little chubby if she still has curves. I'll take a chubby chick w/a cute face who still has an hour glass any day. I draw the line at girls with no shape but I still get a boner from the chicks I just described.

I'm not going to say my game is the best but it's pretty damn good. I've gotten 6s, I've gotten 7s, I've gotten 8s, and even a couple 9s but it almost always takes significant effort. That's the whole problem. That's why we're all here. That's why this forum exists.

I mean for fuck's sake I never said those chicks were the ideal women. I simply said I'd fuck em. I didn't say I'd wife em just bang em. And you're here questioning me when I just explained the shit twice. I'll fuck a chubby bitch on Tuesday and a skinny one on Thursday I mean who gives a fuck. As long as I think she's attractive and she makes my dick hard I'm gonna do it.

Maybe I need to go to the Player's Lounge thread and read about all the models you guys are fucking and the 6s and 7s you're rejecting so I can get inspiration and learn the tight game y'all have. I usually post in the blackman discussion thread but apparently I'm way below some of you guys so I'd love for y'all to post some of your exploits in there and educate a player I need to see what y'all dudes are pulling off in US major cities on a regular basis.

[spokepoker]

It's just low hanging dating app fruit, not sure why everyone is looking deeper into it.

[eradicator]

The only reason #5 looks good to you is because she is stacked between an alien and a potential tranny

[Putin Closes]

Darkwing Duck:

We can agree to disagree on standards. Any girl who is overweight like those girls above are downgraded immediately to a 4. You can chalk it to different preferences although I find AA guys usually have much thicker standards compared to white guys and especially compared to EA guys.

You can see my preferences here with a few pictures of previous plates bodies and what i believe is a more realistic averages:

http://imgur.com/b0h3jTq - Western 5 Body. Getting a little tad chubby (can see it in her hand)
http://imgur.com/HwB6KBs - Western 6 Body. Something like this would be solid.

http://imgur.com/8dKE6iD - An EA 6 body, much skinnier, but no real cleavage.
http://imgur.com/TNIv0Cm - An EA 6.5, nice body but dark so in local eyes right around there
http://imgur.com/PfUrIll - An EA 7.5/8
http://imgur.com/glnUlo7 - An EA 4.5 Tell me you think that girl is same level as those land whales.

My average of my 100+ notches so far is a flat 6 so take it for what it is. And no most of them weren't from the Philippines Actually surprisingly the 6 average held true even for US girls, but of course lots of headaches if your looking to do anything but bang these broads.

In fact, you may find most Asian girls "too skinny". FYI all those girls above were from Tinder, I saw quite a few hotties in LA and matched with a few, but I was crashing a plates room.

Thirst is bad. Thirst drives up SMV value for girls who would get laughed out of the room in many countries. The worst thirst I ever saw was in Sydney, where ripped guys were chasing absolute whales (2-3). Thirst is what makes American / Australian girls the worst in the world to date / fuck, and makes everything else competitively easy. You see the quality difference there.

Don't contribute to the thirst. These girls are not even worth a drink in my opinion. Complaining about not enough women in LA is kind of silly. Yes at the top tend the 8+ will be chased by the top guns, but thats just anywhere in the world. Seriously, Long Beach and your saying too many guys? DC I could see some simp giving time to these ladies but LA?

[brick tamland]

This looks like a stunt.
Some posters in this thread have already alluded to the fact that these girls fall within a very narrow SMV/attractiveness band.

•••Obligatory:
From left to right, 1, 2, 3 & 6 have obvious tummy flab.
4 is dressed like somebody's aunt. Looks geeky. 2's face is pancake flat. 6 has weird posture with neck sticking out. 2 is probably the most educated, closely followed by 4.
5 is the best out of this bunch. WB.

[kosko]

It's funny many of us are ranking girl #5 quite high as her cute face is nice. Take a look at her circus tent dress though, in my experience those lamp shade dresses are psy-ops to help fool men into forgetting about flabby stomachs and muffin tops. Her arms look suspect chunky, she may in fact be the fattest bitch in that spread. It's amazing the trickery that female clothing can do.

ALL those woman have some flab, maybe #1 or #3 has a nice body but none have tight bodies at all.

[Jetset]

(08-11-2017 09:13 PM)kosko Wrote:  

.
ALL those woman have some flab, maybe #1 or #3 has a nice body but none have tight bodies at all.

Agree on #5's circus tent dress 100%, but I think she's probably just overly self-conscious and dresses badly.

#3's face and hips tell me she consumed a woman with a tight body before her date with the Smoothie King. I'm banking on her doing the same with dicks to even consider her as a fallback, but she looks pretty flat-chested.

[Darkwing Buck]

(08-11-2017 08:45 PM)Putin Closes Wrote:  

Darkwing Duck:

We can agree to disagree on standards. Any girl who is overweight like those girls above are downgraded immediately to a 4. You can chalk it to different preferences although I find AA guys usually have much thicker standards compared to white guys and especially compared to EA guys.

You can see my preferences here with a few pictures of previous plates bodies and what i believe is a more realistic averages:

http://imgur.com/b0h3jTq - Western 5 Body. Getting a little tad chubby (can see it in her hand)
http://imgur.com/HwB6KBs - Western 6 Body. Something like this would be solid.

http://imgur.com/8dKE6iD - An EA 6 body, much skinnier, but no real cleavage.
http://imgur.com/TNIv0Cm - An EA 6.5, nice body but dark so in local eyes right around there
http://imgur.com/PfUrIll - An EA 7.5/8
http://imgur.com/glnUlo7 - An EA 4.5 Tell me you think that girl is same level as those land whales.

My average of my 100+ notches so far is a flat 6 so take it for what it is. And no most of them weren't from the Philippines Actually surprisingly the 6 average held true even for US girls, but of course lots of headaches if your looking to do anything but bang these broads.

In fact, you may find most Asian girls "too skinny". FYI all those girls above were from Tinder, I saw quite a few hotties in LA and matched with a few, but I was crashing a plates room.

Thirst is bad. Thirst drives up SMV value for girls who would get laughed out of the room in many countries. The worst thirst I ever saw was in Sydney, where ripped guys were chasing absolute whales (2-3). Thirst is what makes American / Australian girls the worst in the world to date / fuck, and makes everything else competitively easy. You see the quality difference there.

Don't contribute to the thirst. These girls are not even worth a drink in my opinion. Complaining about not enough women in LA is kind of silly. Yes at the top tend the 8+ will be chased by the top guns, but thats just anywhere in the world. Seriously, Long Beach and your saying too many guys? DC I could see some simp giving time to these ladies but LA?

Like kosko said we're all rating #5 higher because of her face. Yes she's wearing a loose balloon dress but since I can't make out what's underneath I'm not going to dock her cuz I don't know what's underneath. Her arm is hidden in the picture so it's near impossible to guess how thick/chubby/fat she is. If she is chubby she distributes it very well in her face cuz to me she still looks attractive. I can't justify calling her anything below a 6-7. A girl with an attractive face will never be below a 7 to me if she's not very chubby/out of shape. And depending on natural shape/genetics some chubby girls will still look really good.

EDIT: Note I make a huge distinction between thick, chubby and fat. It's a spectrum of how curvy and how much of an hour glass she maintains despite carrying fat. Thick being extremely curvy with ass and tits but minimal stomach, chubby being stomach present but still thick, and fat just means the feminine shape and demureness has been lost due to body fat. That's how I see it.

And when did I say not enough women? There can be all the women in the world if you don't have access to them and actually banging them.

Again I ask you, where are you BANGING 8s and above ONLY consistently and regularly?

I am gaming here in Long Beach damn near every weekend and getting 6s to 9s. The thing is on the higher end I'm not actually FUCKING these broads so I'm not going to brag about making out with them and getting numbers. In the past month alone I banged a 6, made out with a 9 and a 7, and got numbers from several more.

But I'm not actually SLEEPING with these hotter girls most of the time and my fuckbuddies are typically 7s. Just because I bang hotter girls now and then I'm not gonna front like I only bang 8s and above. From what I'm seeing here a lot of guys are probably overinflating their pulls but I'm being straight up honest.

I'd really love to start following some of you guys posts if you post in the Player's Lounge and read of your exploits if you are so consistently tagging such hot girls.

A 7 to me is a girl who is slightly above average who most guys would fuck and many guys wouldn't care about being seen in public with. Anything 8 or above is now in the territory as objectively and universally attractive to 90% of men.

I highly doubt you would live where I live and consistently bang 8s and above ONLY on a weekly or biweekly basis. If so, if you ever come to LA please come visit me in the LBC and show me your ways. Either that or maybe you're just better looking than me I don't know. How experienced are you with LA? I'd like to hear.

I'm not going to front like I won't take easy pussy. Like I said I'll bang a chubby bitch on Tuesday and a skinny bitch on Friday and call it a week. I don't give a fuck. Over a few months time span I might bang a 6 a couple 7s and luck out on a 9. I'm not going to brag like I'm banging only 9s and never dip lower. Ya I will show off the instagram of the hot girl I fucked to all my friends, yeaa I will sneak a chubby bitch out of my apartment and try to not let my roommates or neighbors see, but shit I won't front about it.

Again I ask, in what major US city, or in Southern California, are you consistently and regularly banging 8s and above ONLY? That would be an extremely impressive display of status and game for a single player to be accomplishing and would probably take lifestyle maximization, a niche, and lots of time into game. I'm a weekend warrior I might even go out once or twice a week if I feel the itch and have the time/energy.

[RatInTheWoods]

WB #5 If #1 lost 10 kilos then WB

Seems like a stunt, having a conveyor belt of 4-5's all coming so close to the same location.

[nagaviper]

I would go down on #5, then smash it twice. And hit it again for breakfast. #1 is the runner up. I wouldn't work too hard, but if I had a drink, or two in me who knows?

I live in a pretty big American city, and regrettably...plenty of guys would wife up this anyone in this bunch.