Funny Euphemisms, I know a few... but looking for some more.
Here's some of mine...
'Sweating like a pedophile at a Wiggles concert'
'I'm on it like a rat on a Cheeto'
'You couldn't get laid walking into a whore-house with a fist full of fifties'
'Busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest'
'Walking down lover's lane holding my own hand'
Here's some of mine...
'Sweating like a pedophile at a Wiggles concert'
'I'm on it like a rat on a Cheeto'
'You couldn't get laid walking into a whore-house with a fist full of fifties'
'Busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest'
'Walking down lover's lane holding my own hand'
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