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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 07:37 AM
So daily life has become Simpson episodes?
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 07:43 AM
a HALF-pound donut? so it wasn't even a full pound? What a fucking vagina
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 07:52 AM
He died doing what he loved.
How many of us can say the same?
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 08:04 AM
He'd be ok if he just ate the hole.
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 08:09 AM
I recall a few years ago a woman died during one of these types of contests.
It was run by a radio station and it was called "hold you wee for a wii". The principle was that each contestant had to drink an amount of water regularly and hold their bladder. Whoever held out the longest would win a Nintendo Wii.
You're probably thinking "burst bladder", but no. Her blood thinned to the point that she started haemorrhaging internally. She was survived by the kids she was trying to win the console for.
Pretty fucking sad, really.
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 08:20 AM
A young girl whose dad died in 9/11 attacks also died in a pancake eating contest recently at a University, I think she choked. Carbs kill.
In all seriousness, how ridiculous and sad.
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 08:22 AM
I remember that Wii contest, her blood became so diluted that she got hyponatemia and died on the spot. It was really sad.
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 10:24 AM
only in America indeed, where the hot dog eating record is 70 in ten minutes (huh?).
Sue the damn organisers, but the contestants probably sign an indemnity.
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 11:11 AM
I hate hearing about people kill themselves in such stupid ways. It's a waste.
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 11:26 AM
Men die for all kinds of reasons.
We risk it all for the dumbest ones - that is how nature has created us.
Actually this one is not even the dumbest one.
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 12:06 PM
I find it tough to feel sorry for people who die doing dumb stunts like this. Sad for the family... but I just see it as another person worthy of a Darwin Award. This is why you won't see me entering a hotdog eating contest. I might win, but if I died, what would my legacy be...? Mr. Chokes-On-Dick on my tombstone?
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 06:32 PM
How long until the family files the law suit?
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 06:44 PM
Quote: (04-05-2017 11:11 AM)Aurini Wrote:
I hate hearing about people kill themselves in such stupid ways. It's a waste.
I don't.
In countries where taxpayers maintain the livelihood of people and their worthless spawn who would otherwise die if not for the largesse of the state, people killing themselves in stupid ways is at least a vector of arms against a sea of dysgenics.
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 08:48 PM
Remember, gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins. Eating contests are stupid anyways, reminds me of a bunch of starving farm animals feeding at the trough. Really repulsive.
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-05-2017, 09:04 PM
Natural Selection indeed. That simple, but as Aurini mentioned, it is a sad way to go out. We could have at least used him as a fodder to protect against AntiFa attacks. We would even have had a statute constructed for his valiant efforts.
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-06-2017, 02:20 AM
That looks delicious. Been too long.
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