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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-11-2017, 11:20 PM
This was at Voodoo Donuts. Maybe the donut was cursed?
It supposedly happened around 1AM which makes me think the guy was drunk or high (this is Colorado after all). Haven't seen any follow up on an autopsy report though.
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Man Dies Trying to Eat Half-Pound Doughnut in Shop's Eating Challenge
04-11-2017, 11:36 PM
Man, I thought being obliterated by a random artillery shell I had no idea was coming in a meat grinder war would be a shitty pointless way to die. Perhaps eating pancakes is worse. A real shame such a good looking girl got taken; we need more hotties not less. I'm amazed no one could save her when it happened, I mean come on, how hard is it to clear a blockage in the throat? I'd of been chugging water like crazy before I required assistance. Pancakes seem like bad food for that anyway, seems too easy to get clogged in the throat with their mushy cake-like texture and made worse maybe by liquids.
Yeah, food contests need to be stopped. The biological design of breathing and eating going through the same passageway is just...bad, very bad design. And to me it's way too risky to be haphazardly shoving shit down there when you also need to breath through that tube. Really no need to exacerbate the already risky nature of bad biological design. I mean, what scenario would a person consider the most likely to induce choking and asphyxiation? An eating contest.
Besides, they're utterly pointless. I don't even know who would derive enjoyment from such a thing, watching people stuff their faces...disgusting. I guess I just don't get it. I don't like watching hot girls die though. Definite WB after inducing Heimlich and saving life.