First of all, WOW! This was my first vacation where I was old enough to party. Boracay was a nice place, white sand, clear waters, and beautiful sunsets.
The first night there, we were just drinking outside our hotels just relaxing not even thinking about going out to pick up girls. I just met a couple of the other people with me, so we had to get to know each other. Then out of nowhere we see some Russian girls get in the pool. We wait a couple minutes and jump in, too. I ask them where they're from and they say Russia. So, I say "so, you girls drink vodka, huh?" They just laughed and I offered them shots. These girls can drink! One by one everyone started disappearing to go to sleep, til it was just me and my friend and two Russian girls. My friend ended up taking one to his room, while I made out with the other one in the pool. I moved on to fingering her and motioning for a fuck, but she said she didn't want to move too fast. LAME!
The next couple days we hit the bars/clubs every single night. We talked to girls and danced, but were never able to get laid or bring some back to the hotels. A local actually took a girl from Montreal from me! The locals had some game and they could dance, so I was at a disadvantage. Haha. The guy literally grabbed her from me and started dancing with her.
One night, everyone wanted to leave early and give up, but me and my two friends said we'll catch up later and we stayed. We saw two girls by themselves, so I approached and asked where they're from. They said Australia and I mentioned how I liked her accent, she said "well I don't like yours!" (damn I love bitchy women lol) I asked them how many times they've been to Boracay. One said it was her first time and the other said six! One was half british and the other half filipina. I told the british girl to go get my friends cause they're shy. We got to chatting and tried to take them back, but they didn't want to.
Next night, we hit Club Paraw and see the Australian girls again! They seemed all excited to see us lol. We get to drinking and the filipina starts telling me she's gonna be fucked up. She gives me money to buy her a water, but I hand her a vodka instead! Haha, she made fun of me for drinking water the day before. She starts grinding on me and I'm like yeah, and she pulls me away and says lets go to another club. i ask her why are we ditching everyone and she says her friend ditches her alot, so I went along with her. I ended up taking her to a dark part of the beach and got busy! Boom, got my Australian flag! After that she took me to another bar, which ended up being a gay club! I wanted to leave and noticed her ass fell asleep hahaha. I tried to wake her up, but it wasn't happening, so I just left her there hahaha.
Once, I get back to the hotel, guess who's drinking by the pool? The Russian girls, but their with a group of guys. I was going to ignore them and walk by, but the girl I made out with Natasha called me. I just said Hi and sat near my hotel to smoke a cig. I called my friend at the club to let him know I'm back at the hotel. During all this, I feel Natasha straight eye-fucking me. So, I give her a look and tell her to come here and motion a knocking sound and go in my room. Ten minutes later, she knocks and I was ready for a round two! Boom, got my Russian flag!
I was there for one week, and only got laid one night, but it was a 2-for-1 special, so its all good! The biggest thing I regret is not picking up on a local. I just wanted to have someone to go back to and maybe even cook me food, plus a free place to stay? So next time my mission is to get a local!
The first night there, we were just drinking outside our hotels just relaxing not even thinking about going out to pick up girls. I just met a couple of the other people with me, so we had to get to know each other. Then out of nowhere we see some Russian girls get in the pool. We wait a couple minutes and jump in, too. I ask them where they're from and they say Russia. So, I say "so, you girls drink vodka, huh?" They just laughed and I offered them shots. These girls can drink! One by one everyone started disappearing to go to sleep, til it was just me and my friend and two Russian girls. My friend ended up taking one to his room, while I made out with the other one in the pool. I moved on to fingering her and motioning for a fuck, but she said she didn't want to move too fast. LAME!
The next couple days we hit the bars/clubs every single night. We talked to girls and danced, but were never able to get laid or bring some back to the hotels. A local actually took a girl from Montreal from me! The locals had some game and they could dance, so I was at a disadvantage. Haha. The guy literally grabbed her from me and started dancing with her.
One night, everyone wanted to leave early and give up, but me and my two friends said we'll catch up later and we stayed. We saw two girls by themselves, so I approached and asked where they're from. They said Australia and I mentioned how I liked her accent, she said "well I don't like yours!" (damn I love bitchy women lol) I asked them how many times they've been to Boracay. One said it was her first time and the other said six! One was half british and the other half filipina. I told the british girl to go get my friends cause they're shy. We got to chatting and tried to take them back, but they didn't want to.
Next night, we hit Club Paraw and see the Australian girls again! They seemed all excited to see us lol. We get to drinking and the filipina starts telling me she's gonna be fucked up. She gives me money to buy her a water, but I hand her a vodka instead! Haha, she made fun of me for drinking water the day before. She starts grinding on me and I'm like yeah, and she pulls me away and says lets go to another club. i ask her why are we ditching everyone and she says her friend ditches her alot, so I went along with her. I ended up taking her to a dark part of the beach and got busy! Boom, got my Australian flag! After that she took me to another bar, which ended up being a gay club! I wanted to leave and noticed her ass fell asleep hahaha. I tried to wake her up, but it wasn't happening, so I just left her there hahaha.
Once, I get back to the hotel, guess who's drinking by the pool? The Russian girls, but their with a group of guys. I was going to ignore them and walk by, but the girl I made out with Natasha called me. I just said Hi and sat near my hotel to smoke a cig. I called my friend at the club to let him know I'm back at the hotel. During all this, I feel Natasha straight eye-fucking me. So, I give her a look and tell her to come here and motion a knocking sound and go in my room. Ten minutes later, she knocks and I was ready for a round two! Boom, got my Russian flag!
I was there for one week, and only got laid one night, but it was a 2-for-1 special, so its all good! The biggest thing I regret is not picking up on a local. I just wanted to have someone to go back to and maybe even cook me food, plus a free place to stay? So next time my mission is to get a local!