[Rocket75]

Uh-huh.
Makes perfect sense to me that they put this in the "Finance/World Economy" section of the paper....

Quote:

Model complains of ‘jaw ache’ after vowing to perform sex acts on 19 million voters

A PATRIOTIC model is complaining of jaw ache after vowing to perform oral sex on 19 million men who voted “No” in the recent Italian referendum.
Paola Saulino, 27, has so far fellated around 400 politically active gents as part of her nationwide “Pompa (pump) Tour”, The Sun reported.

The actress pledged to pleasure everyone who voted against Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi’s constitutional reforms last November. And after a resounding 59 per cent of the electorate voted “No”, principled Paola kept her promise and has bravely embarked on an epic sex quest. Speaking with the Daily Star Online, the social media sensation insisted, “I am woman of my word.”

Saulino, from Napoli, started the first leg of her tour in Italy’s historic capital Rome on January 7 and completed the phase in Palermo on January 21. But as she takes some time out between events, Paola has admitted she feels “tired”, “stressed” and is complaining of a sore jaw. She has now climbed down from her vow to perform sex acts on all 19.4 million voters.

Yet she has declared she intends to fellate one million men as part of the tour.

She said: “My goal is one million, I would love one million.”

In the revealing interview, Paola confirmed she decides whether each man wears a condom or not. She adds: “Nobody has complained so far.”
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http://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/w...3a0ea39bbf

[Rocket75]

Nothing but class.

[cascadecombo]

9.64 years is what 1 million blowjobs would take to do if she performed nonstop from start to finish. Assuming an average bj of 5 minutes.

[Barrington Levy]

Finally people wont feel their vote was wasted

[MikeS]

(01-29-2017 06:48 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  



9.64 years is what 1 million blowjobs would take to do if she performed nonstop from start to finish. Assuming an average bj of 5 minutes.

Yes, she seems a little lacking in her knowledge of numbers and logistics. Can't fault her for her ambition though.

[realologist]

If she was smart she would target the million man march.

[kbell]

I wonder if she will develop TMD/TMJ?

[spokepoker]

Does she swallow?

[EDantes]

Hey at least she kept her promise, unlike Madonna who promised oral sex to beta males who voted for Hillary, and then welshed on it:

https://www.rt.com/viral/365904-madonna-...-promises/

[King of Monkeys]

She should have gone with jerking off guys instead. Imagine the level of handjobs she could handout having practiced on a million guys. I don't even want to know what her mouth is like now after vacuum-sucking some 400+ guys. There's been more genetic material brewing inside her mouth than there was during the beginning of life rising up from puddles of primordial ooze.

[nomadbrah]

(01-29-2017 06:48 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  



9.64 years is what 1 million blowjobs would take to do if she performed nonstop from start to finish. Assuming an average bj of 5 minutes.

[Sombro]

Whores of the Roman Empire have a reputation that precedes them, yet must remind the rest of creation of their eternal favours.

Harlots as old as the mountains, yet prepubescent.

[polar]

I thought this thread was going to be about that used up singer Madonna.

[CynicalContrarian]

Hmmm.
Like there's some sort of cause & effect or something...

[LeoneVolpe]

Forget about 19 million men, I'm still looking for women who can give me, just one man, oral without complaining of jaw ache.

[CynicalContrarian]

(01-30-2017 11:49 PM)LeoneVolpe Wrote:  

Forget about 19 million men, I'm still looking for women who can give me, just one man, oral without complaining of jaw ache.

Is that a humble-brag?

[LeoneVolpe]

Actually quite the opposite, I can see how you read it that way, though Whatever the opposite of a humble-brag is, that's how I intended it. Sadly, I've not had the best luck finding girls that are blow job enthusiasts.

[CynicalContrarian]

^
It was intended for humours sake. Just didn't bother adding an emoticon.

[LeoneVolpe]

^ Ah, gotcha. When I first joined the forum, I was instructed to never take anything here at face value. I figured you meant it humorously, but figured I'd cover my bases just in case.

[Aurini]

Why is she dipping her hand in toilet water?

[Haig]

I bet the chump she marries will only get missionary.

[spokepoker]

I think that is a biday.

[TigerMandingo]

I thought this was gonna be about Rustler's mom.

[King of Monkeys]

(01-31-2017 06:19 PM)Aurini Wrote:  

Why is she dipping her hand in toilet water?

She heard about people flushing jewelry down the toilet. Now she's looking for gold.

[azulsombra]

I can't be mad at her ambition but she needs to learn how to delegate some of those 1 Million bjs. Doesn't she have a sister or some hot female cousins to sub in for her when her jaw inevitably cramps up?