Among the married men who are comfortable sharing, how did you meet your wife?
In a brewpub. We were both semi-regular there, me because I was into craft beer at the time, and she because it was close to her house. It wasn’t really the place I’d go to meet a woman, or “run game.” But we kept seeing each other there, and eventually struck up a conversation.
What was it about her, that made you decide she was wife and mother of your children?
We don’t have any kids, and never intended to, so that wasn’t a consideration.
I can’t really narrow it down to one thing, but what I like about her:
Very pretty and body type I like (spinner)
Feminine (long hair, dresses, always a manicure, etc.)
Reasonably intelligent but not smarter than I am
Caretaker personality (she was an elementary schoolteacher when we met)
Sense of humor (e.g., she laughs at my jokes but seldom makes lame chick jokes)
Fucks with extreme enthusiasm and will do literally anything I want sexually
Enough common interests but not too much overlap
Eager to try new things
Prefers experiences over material goods
I know a lot of men here put great stock in a woman who cooks and cleans, but frankly those things don’t mean a whole lot to me compared to the above. I’m a very good cook myself, really like cooking, and enjoy the occasional fine meal at a restaurant. She’s a good but not spectacular cook, works hard at it, makes whatever I want, and improves very steadily. Two adults don’t make much of a mess around the house, but she does the floors, laundry, bathrooms, etc.
What did your parents/family say about her? Was she a good fit for you/your family? Were you a good fit for hers?
Haha, funny little story about that. The first time my father met her, he posted publicly on my aunt’s Facebook page that “She’s nice but I don’t think they’re a good fit.” But she won everyone over pretty quickly when I took her home for Thanksgiving. She’s very charming on top of being pretty, so people tend to like her.
I’m not a very good fit for her family, to be honest. We’re almost polar opposites, really. Her family is Mormon (she left the church in high school) and I’m an atheist. I’m not militant or in-your-face about it or anything, but I also don’t hide it. I drink alcohol and coffee, sometimes to excess. I have no desire for a McMansion in the suburbs or the latest SUV, and I’m perfectly content with a downtown condo and commuter car. I lift weights. I care very little about owning stuff and prefer spending money on experiences. I’m ten years older than my wife. The only thing I can really talk to her father and brothers about is sports, and I have basically nothing to say to her mother and sisters.
On the plus side, most of her family voted for Trump.
Did you guys discuss how you'd raise children, have them visit family once or twice a year?
We discussed it long enough to agree to never have them. I got a vasectomy years ago.
If we had some hypothetical kids, though, I certainly wouldn’t mind bringing them around her family frequently. We are very much on the same page when it comes to how children should be raised – well-disciplined in a patriarchal household – but don’t want our own.
Was there any long distance in the relationship at all?
Only when I’m on business trips a few times a year. Then she made (and makes) me kinky custom porn videos in case I get bored.
How long did you date before you married her?
About three years.
What kind of wedding ceremony did you have?
Relatively small and simple. About 60 guests at a covered outdoor venue. The officiant was secular, and there was no religious orientation to the ceremony. For the reception, I did splurge on a very good live band (friends, so we got a deep discount) and an open bar (bunch of Mormon guests so it didn’t break the bank).
Did you test her at all?
A few loyalty tests more toward the beginning, which she obviously passed. She’s always been submissive and deferential to me, so there wasn’t much need for other tests.