[Jim Johnson]

I come home from work. My wife hasn't started dinner yet. She jumps up and starts some water for some rice. I grind on her a bit and go to change out of my work clothes, and call her into the bedroom. I get her on top of me and keep pushing her to have sex.

She says: I can't right now, I got to make dinner.
I say: Well having sex is also one of your jobs as a wife.
She says: What, are calling me a prostitute?
I say: No, just like I wouldn't call you a professional cook either.

We laughed about it, and we told our daughter to finish making food. We had sex before dinner was ready.

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I am looking for fun examples of shit test dialogue that were thrown back and brought a positive response. Hopefully, I can use whatever you guys have to expand my tool box.

[General Stalin]

There's a whole boatload in here:

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[RatInTheWoods]

I love the cute little look on my Russian girls face when she challenged me to a battle of wits or shit test.

She gets this very cute look when she realises she has brought a knife to a gunfight.