I come home from work. My wife hasn't started dinner yet. She jumps up and starts some water for some rice. I grind on her a bit and go to change out of my work clothes, and call her into the bedroom. I get her on top of me and keep pushing her to have sex.
She says: I can't right now, I got to make dinner.
I say: Well having sex is also one of your jobs as a wife.
She says: What, are calling me a prostitute?
I say: No, just like I wouldn't call you a professional cook either.
We laughed about it, and we told our daughter to finish making food. We had sex before dinner was ready.
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I am looking for fun examples of shit test dialogue that were thrown back and brought a positive response. Hopefully, I can use whatever you guys have to expand my tool box.
She says: I can't right now, I got to make dinner.
I say: Well having sex is also one of your jobs as a wife.
She says: What, are calling me a prostitute?
I say: No, just like I wouldn't call you a professional cook either.
We laughed about it, and we told our daughter to finish making food. We had sex before dinner was ready.
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I am looking for fun examples of shit test dialogue that were thrown back and brought a positive response. Hopefully, I can use whatever you guys have to expand my tool box.