[Samseau]

(08-22-2011 12:20 PM)wolf Wrote:  

My classmate told me how he would go to parenting events with pics in his wallet of his nieces and nephew. Didn't bring any kids, just brought pics. Got laid.

Smart. How to game Mom's without being a Dad.

[Parlay44]

(04-03-2012 10:30 AM)Menace Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 09:37 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 09:35 AM)Menace Wrote:  

The interesting thing is that women do not generally view a man with a kid the same way we view a woman with a kid.

How so?

We look at single moms as pump & dump, with no chance for commitment whatsoever because of the baggage. They do not see a guy with a child in the same way, or at least not nearly as harshly as we typically do.

I have no problem dating women with kids. I've done it before. In my experience they tend to be more hypergamous than regular girls. They need someone with a minimum income to support them and their kids. I would take less shit from them than regular girls as in their attitude better be adjusted to balance out for their baggage.

They still see themselves as hot girls instead of hot girls with kids. An 8 with kids is more like a 4 without kids and her attitude better reflect that.

There's a saying I've heard that goes ...Women marry for love the first time and for money the second.

[Menace]

(04-03-2012 10:41 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I have no problem dating women with kids. I've done it before. In my experience they tend to be more hypergamous than regular girls. They need someone with a minimum income to support them and their kids. I would

That's just the thing, I have my own child to support. I am certainly not contributing financially to another mans offspring. Dating is fine, but long term she going to want to secure some $$ for her baby. Ain't gonna be mine.

[Parlay44]

(04-03-2012 10:52 AM)Menace Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 10:41 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I have no problem dating women with kids. I've done it before. In my experience they tend to be more hypergamous than regular girls. They need someone with a minimum income to support them and their kids. I would

That's just the thing, I have my own child to support. I am certainly not contributing financially to another mans offspring. Dating is fine, but long term she going to want to secure some $$ for her baby. Ain't gonna be mine.

I'm ok with it IF she gets in line. She's single for a reason remember?

[el mechanico]

(04-03-2012 10:52 AM)Menace Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 10:41 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I have no problem dating women with kids. I've done it before. In my experience they tend to be more hypergamous than regular girls. They need someone with a minimum income to support them and their kids. I would

That's just the thing, I have my own child to support. I am certainly not contributing financially to another mans offspring. Dating is fine, but long term she going to want to secure some $$ for her baby. Ain't gonna be mine.

Well since this thread has started I've ran into some problems with this that I'm trying to figure out.

Girls would rather have a non custodial dad because they have illusions of you taking care of her and her kids. If she sees no window for that happening she may pass you up. So I've had to tweak my game for the first bang. No more meet someplace with the kids. No more using the angle with online moms. You would think being a good parent would be something that would get it wet but it works the opposite. Most single womens kids are fucked up so if yours is above average they take offense. I can and do a better job than most of them. They hate it.

[Parlay44]

(04-03-2012 11:05 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 10:52 AM)Menace Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 10:41 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I have no problem dating women with kids. I've done it before. In my experience they tend to be more hypergamous than regular girls. They need someone with a minimum income to support them and their kids. I would

That's just the thing, I have my own child to support. I am certainly not contributing financially to another mans offspring. Dating is fine, but long term she going to want to secure some $$ for her baby. Ain't gonna be mine.

Well since this thread has started I've ran into some problems with this that I'm trying to figure out.

Girls would rather have a non custodial dad because they have illusions of you taking care of her and her kids. If she sees no window for that happening she may pass you up. So I've had to tweak my game for the first bang. No more meet someplace with the kids. No more using the angle with online moms. You would think being a good parent would be something that would get it wet but it works the opposite. Most single womens kids are fucked up so if yours is above average they take offense. I can and do a better job than most of them. They hate it.

They're fucked up because of the manipulative bitches they have for mothers Women think manipulation is a parenting skill. They'll twist up their little minds. Guys are more straight forward with kids. It is what it is. Do what I say or I'll beat your ass and you get no dinner. Kids figure out real quick who the boss is. Ha.

[el mechanico]

(04-03-2012 11:19 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 11:05 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 10:52 AM)Menace Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 10:41 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I have no problem dating women with kids. I've done it before. In my experience they tend to be more hypergamous than regular girls. They need someone with a minimum income to support them and their kids. I would

That's just the thing, I have my own child to support. I am certainly not contributing financially to another mans offspring. Dating is fine, but long term she going to want to secure some $$ for her baby. Ain't gonna be mine.

Well since this thread has started I've ran into some problems with this that I'm trying to figure out.

Girls would rather have a non custodial dad because they have illusions of you taking care of her and her kids. If she sees no window for that happening she may pass you up. So I've had to tweak my game for the first bang. No more meet someplace with the kids. No more using the angle with online moms. You would think being a good parent would be something that would get it wet but it works the opposite. Most single womens kids are fucked up so if yours is above average they take offense. I can and do a better job than most of them. They hate it.

They're fucked up because of the manipulative bitches they have for mothers Women think manipulation is a parenting skill. They'll twist up their little minds. Guys are more straight forward with kids. It is what it is. Do what I say or I'll beat your ass and you get no dinner. Kids figure out real quick who the boss is. Ha.

I'm at this girls house and her kid and mine are days apart in age. She says my kid is advanced blah blah special school blah blah. Mine walks over the the fridge and spells her name out with magnets. The girls says to me "This isn't going to work" I have things to do so......

I was about one naptime away from the bang. Dammit!

[Parlay44]

I was rolling with this one girl and her 2 little girls one day. They were sitting in the back of my car and she ran into a convenience store for a minute to pick up some smokes.
Her kids hit me up to get their mom to let them play at the McDonald's playground for a little while. I said "Alright let me see what I can do girls". She flipped out when I asked.

We pick up some Micky D's and head back to her place. So we're all sitting and eating at the table and her girls say, "We liiiiiiiiike you" with big shit-eating smiles.

I'm laying in bed with the mom a few minutes later and we're watching a movie. One of her girls jumps up on the bed and lays on top of mom and says,
"Mommy's got a boyfriend ...she went on a date with him last night". I turn my head slowly and give her a blank 'You're busted bitch' stare. I walked out.

[el mechanico]

(04-03-2012 12:41 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I was rolling with this one girl and her 2 little girls one day. They were sitting in the back of my car and she ran into a convenience store for a minute to pick up some smokes.
Her kids hit me up to get their mom to let them play at the McDonald's playground for a little while. I said "Alright let me see what I can do girls". She flipped out when I asked.

We pick up some Micky D's and head back to her place. So we're all sitting and eating at the table and her girls say, "We liiiiiiiiike you" with big shit-eating smiles.

I'm laying in bed with the mom a few minutes later and we're watching a movie. One of her girls jumps up on the bed and lays on top of mom and says,
"Mommy's got a boyfriend ...she went on a date with him last night". I turn my head slowly and give her a blank 'You're busted bitch' stare. I walked out.

So? You left because the kids said that? What do you care?

[Parlay44]

(04-03-2012 12:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 12:41 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I was rolling with this one girl and her 2 little girls one day. They were sitting in the back of my car and she ran into a convenience store for a minute to pick up some smokes.
Her kids hit me up to get their mom to let them play at the McDonald's playground for a little while. I said "Alright let me see what I can do girls". She flipped out when I asked.

We pick up some Micky D's and head back to her place. So we're all sitting and eating at the table and her girls say, "We liiiiiiiiike you" with big shit-eating smiles.

I'm laying in bed with the mom a few minutes later and we're watching a movie. One of her girls jumps up on the bed and lays on top of mom and says,
"Mommy's got a boyfriend ...she went on a date with him last night". I turn my head slowly and give her a blank 'You're busted bitch' stare. I walked out.

So? You left because the kids said that? What do you care?

I don't. I was banging her when she had her last boyfriend. We were making plans to go away on vacation a few weeks before. It was an awkward situation and I didn't wanna blow up at her in front of the kids.

[el mechanico]

(04-03-2012 12:52 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 12:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 12:41 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I was rolling with this one girl and her 2 little girls one day. They were sitting in the back of my car and she ran into a convenience store for a minute to pick up some smokes.
Her kids hit me up to get their mom to let them play at the McDonald's playground for a little while. I said "Alright let me see what I can do girls". She flipped out when I asked.

We pick up some Micky D's and head back to her place. So we're all sitting and eating at the table and her girls say, "We liiiiiiiiike you" with big shit-eating smiles.

I'm laying in bed with the mom a few minutes later and we're watching a movie. One of her girls jumps up on the bed and lays on top of mom and says,
"Mommy's got a boyfriend ...she went on a date with him last night". I turn my head slowly and give her a blank 'You're busted bitch' stare. I walked out.

So? You left because the kids said that? What do you care?

I don't. I was banging her when she had her last boyfriend. We were making plans to go away on vacation a few weeks before. It was an awkward situation and I didn't wanna blow up at her in front of the kids.

Why would you want to do either of those things? Vacation? No. Blow up? No. play cool and smash. Stick the tv remote in her ass. Go home. Repeat.

[Parlay44]

(04-03-2012 01:05 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 12:52 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 12:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 12:41 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I was rolling with this one girl and her 2 little girls one day. They were sitting in the back of my car and she ran into a convenience store for a minute to pick up some smokes.
Her kids hit me up to get their mom to let them play at the McDonald's playground for a little while. I said "Alright let me see what I can do girls". She flipped out when I asked.

We pick up some Micky D's and head back to her place. So we're all sitting and eating at the table and her girls say, "We liiiiiiiiike you" with big shit-eating smiles.

I'm laying in bed with the mom a few minutes later and we're watching a movie. One of her girls jumps up on the bed and lays on top of mom and says,
"Mommy's got a boyfriend ...she went on a date with him last night". I turn my head slowly and give her a blank 'You're busted bitch' stare. I walked out.

So? You left because the kids said that? What do you care?

I don't. I was banging her when she had her last boyfriend. We were making plans to go away on vacation a few weeks before. It was an awkward situation and I didn't wanna blow up at her in front of the kids.

Why would you want to do either of those things? Vacation? No. Blow up? No. play cool and smash. Stick the tv remote in her ass. Go home. Repeat.

She doesn't like it in the ass. I've tried. She's a master at the ring toss though. She jumped like a ninja from across the room and landed on my cock.

[at350zguyy]

I don't have any kids of my own, but my niece and nephew have opened girls for me at parks and at their swimming pool. It's amazing because I don't even have to say anything and they'll do it like they're reading my mind.

And they don't just open milfs, they're usually opening girls my age or slightly younger. Best niece and nephew ever? You got that right.

[Parlay44]

(04-03-2012 01:43 PM)at350zguyy Wrote:  

I don't have any kids of my own, but my niece and nephew have opened girls for me at parks and at their swimming pool. It's amazing because I don't even have to say anything and they'll do it like they're reading my mind.

And they don't just open milfs, they're usually opening girls my age or slightly younger. Best niece and nephew ever? You got that right.

Kids are the best matchmakers. They always like to hook people up.

[at350zguyy]

I remember walking around NYC with my nephew 5 years ago and him pointing to random girls asking if they'd be my girlfriend. One of the funniest things I've ever been a part of.

[King Solomon]

this is one of the funniest threads I have seen in a long time

[Parlay44]

(04-03-2012 05:44 PM)King Solomon Wrote:  

this is one of the funniest threads I have seen in a long time

You should make an effort to hang out with guys from this forum. There's some funny motherfuckers on here. I've met up with a few of them. All cool guys.

[MikeCF]

Not a single dad.

But when I take my god daughter out, the amount of attention I get from girls of all ages is astounding.

[King Solomon]

So, here's MY "Dad" game...

my son just turned 18. The age of consent here is 17.

We are getting an apartment together this summer. I have access to really high-grade weed. We'll be having hooka get-togethers, etc..

And my son has been getting a steady dose of the red pill.

Game on.

[Parlay44]

(04-04-2012 07:42 AM)King Solomon Wrote:  

So, here's MY "Dad" game...

my son just turned 18. The age of consent here is 17.

We are getting an apartment together this summer. I have access to really high-grade weed. We'll be having hooka get-togethers, etc..

And my son has been getting a steady dose of the red pill.

Game on.

Ohh man. You'll be banging all his slutty 18 year old high school friends.

[at350zguyy]

E-Mech,

One place that has the potential to be a goldmine as a single parent is weddings. I've seen this all too often and thought it should make your list.

Bunch of single parents with their kids. I think you know how the rest goes.

[el mechanico]

(04-04-2012 09:00 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  

E-Mech,

One place that has the potential to be a goldmine as a single parent is weddings. I've seen this all too often and thought it should make your list.

Bunch of single parents with their kids. I think you know how the rest goes.

My weddings here are full of shit talking Greek relatives. I try to avoid if possible or make my mom take my kid to them.

I have a foolproof opener for places like Chuckies or wherever you get tickets to exchange. Win a bunch of tickets and after your kid gets what she wants split the ticket receipts and get credits. Take the credit slips and walk up to the hottest milf and say "We're not going to use these" and give them to her for her kid. They light up. 30 credits are worth about one gumball but have a better effect than two Margaritas.

[xmlenigma]

(04-04-2012 09:22 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(04-04-2012 09:00 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  

E-Mech,

One place that has the potential to be a goldmine as a single parent is weddings. I've seen this all too often and thought it should make your list.

Bunch of single parents with their kids. I think you know how the rest goes.

My weddings here are full of shit talking Greek relatives. I try to avoid if possible or make my mom take my kid to them.

I have a foolproof opener for places like Chuckies or wherever you get tickets to exchange. Win a bunch of tickets and after your kid gets what she wants split the ticket receipts and get credits. Take the credit slips and walk up to the hottest milf and say "We're not going to use these" and give them to her for her kid. They light up. 30 credits are worth about one gumball but have a better effect than two Margaritas.

Damn! Thats some math!

[Chapped3rdEye]

(04-04-2012 07:42 AM)King Solomon Wrote:  

So, here's MY "Dad" game...

my son just turned 18. The age of consent here is 17.

We are getting an apartment together this summer. I have access to really high-grade weed. We'll be having hooka get-togethers, etc..

And my son has been getting a steady dose of the red pill.

Game on.

mfw

[King Solomon]

Not my fault if those horny teenage girls have Daddy issues a mile wide...

They'll be in much better hands with me than with some dumbfuck fratboy. I'll be very good to them. I'll even teach them some things about life... and I can never get them pregnant.

what difference does it make if the cock they are getting is 20 yrs old or 40 yrs old? Outside of the fact I know how to use mine...