[Naughty By Nature]

(01-14-2017 08:13 AM)BlackUniform Wrote:  

Midget Off My Bucket List!



Matched a 5-6 looking chick on Tinder, she agreed to meet me at the set location. I picked her up and the surprise came. She was like fucking 140cm or less, looked and acted a bit retarded but I was willing to do that for the notch and the story. She might have not been the smallest midget but she for sure had some defect and fucked up growth hormones, she looked like 30yo retarded kid.
She did not speak with me for most of the walk and when we got to my place it looked like her english is super limited as most answers were either in body language or “Yes”.
I did not know what to do much, so I went for the make out and pulled my dick out after, put her hand on it, she started to jerk me off and suck me. She was weird, she acted super weird and when I did something she putted on a weird face and punched me lightly with her small fists totally without any social feeling.
She had a weird face and teeth so I was afraid that she will bite my dick when she sucked me off (no shit) and it was weird as her hands were really small. So I raised my left hand above her head prepared to punch her if she will bite me, she did not. After that I led her to my bedroom and fucked her, the whole time I was thinking “Gooood I am fucking a goddamn midget!”


HIV girl



I pulled some chick into my condo, she seemed more interested in using my wifi than sex, eventually after a longer time I pulled her to my bedroom, she did not want to suck me or kiss me much, I fucked her with condom for a while, probably not even 2min and as it was all weird and shit my dick went numb, so I pulled it out and sent her home. She probably did not even left the condo complex and I got a LINE message :

“Sorry dude, I got a disease”
“What disease?”
“HIV”
“What the fuck? Why did not you tell me first? I hope you will die soon bitch.”

I did not know what the fuck was going on, I filled up the condom with water and it was not damaged, I went to my friend and told him all that with question “How the fuck do I cure AIDS?” I took some antibacterial shit and wrapped mu whole dick in it, purge all that like a motherfucked with every chemical that I had. Funny enough he told me story about their Belorussian family friend who was a firefighter at Chernobyl, he had a bet that he will touch the wall without a gloves there and he will win a bottle of vodka, so he did, drank it all and oddly enough he died the last from the crew of fireman that been there with him.
So I said fuck it, bought a bottle of thai rum, drank like 6dcl in a few hours, called some of my friends, watched stars on my balcony with a cig in my mouth and thought about having just few years of my life left and what I will do, I ended up deciding to go join the Kurds to fight ISIS. After that I vomited on my curtains in rented flat and went to sleep.

Took the tests after safe period and got negative, but it was pretty fucked up experience, got to think a lot, that’s one of those moments that change your life a bit. I got still the bottle with me home and I wrote on the paper the day and a short message “when they almost got me.”


MDMA girl



Was sitting in my condo at 9AM, swiping Tinder, some bitch matched and replied that she want’s to see me now, I was surprised and she also wrote that she is high, I thought that she is talking about weed.

She came with taxi, evidently from the club, high heels, mini-skirt, about 8 or so, my friend saw her as he was going for groceries and approved.
I took her in and she started to pull out of her purse capsules of powder ecstasy. I wasted to get her but she was talking with me all the time and did not want to have sex, but after that she said that she will fuck me if I take it. So after a while I agreed but I did not want to have my whole day ruined because of that shit. So I took the rest of it and fucked her. Really bad sex, she sucked me for 5s, started to talk, sucked for 20s, started to talk… bitch.
Eventually got the notch and sent her home…


Skype Cuckhold

Once I matched a chubby girl that wanted to fuck me but she had a demand that her boyfriend will watch us through Skype fucking, (not surprisingly white british looking guy) after a while I approved but said that I will have a mask, she refused so it did not happen.


Female Levels Club Security

I matched a good looking girl, she came but looked a bit differently than expected, not so tender and feminine.
We talked a lot and she told me that she works at Levels as security (I saw her there after that when she did the doorman.). She had a scottish boyfriend and we had a lot similar opinions on violence and stuff so I felt more like with a friend. She said “I came here for the hot body.” heh..
As for the ladyboy note she did not have any apparent operations and was more masculine thanks to working out and decades of martial arts instead of being hyper-feminine like ladyboys, she would kick my ass in a no time..
Anyway the sex was weird after all that conversation but fine, I had some respect for her which does not happen much.

Some more fucked up shit to come....

Jesus Christ, I'm surprised you didn't die.

BTW generous rating of a 5 or 6 for that dwarf. She sounds more like a 1.

[Mr.GoodThread]

That "midget" doesn't look like a midget at all.

The HIV story was scary as hell. I didn't quite understand the "I took some antibacterial shit and wrapped mu whole dick in it, purge all that like a motherfucked with every chemical that I had." part so much, but it was a good story over all. I may have had to take a break from fucking for a bit after a scare like that. She coulda been bullshitting you though.

[Armogan]

You should have texted back, "Me too.". Checkmate.

[Naughty By Nature]

(01-14-2017 06:58 PM)Mr.GoodThread Wrote:  

That "midget" doesn't look like a midget at all.

The HIV story was scary as hell. I didn't quite understand the "I took some antibacterial shit and wrapped mu whole dick in it, purge all that like a motherfucked with every chemical that I had." part so much, but it was a good story over all. I may have had to take a break from fucking for a bit after a scare like that. She coulda been bullshitting you though.

Yeah, every midget I've ever seen was extremely stocky/thick. I know this from Little People, Big World. Maybe she just had some deformity.

[BrewDog]

What's with all the midget hate? Midgets are sexy AF.

And I don't think they like being called midgets any more. I think they prefer Gnome or Smurf.

[Going strong]

I'm sorry to say, OP, that, even though I'm interested in your travel experiences and stories, I would enjoy a lot more reading these stories (of banging tons and tons of young women), if these women were first-World women... as it stands, using the (slightly delusional) dreams 3d-world-chicks usually harbor of a better life (with a rich, tall first-worlder), to get repetitive sex and right away dump them, is a bit of a waste (for you and for them), isn't it?
I mean, it's a bit like shooting naive malnourished fishes in a barrel, then makin' fun of them... what's the point.

Now, if tomorrow you write the same stories about having sex with 2 London (or Milan or Toronto or Paris) women per day and just dumping them and starting again for the fun, I'll be amazed and totally congratulate you. First-world rich women are (usually) not pitiful creatures, but in poorer parts of the world, situations differ...


Quoting you: "She had a weird face and teeth so I was afraid that she will bite my dick when she sucked me off (no shit) and it was weird as her hands were really small. So I raised my left hand above her head prepared to punch her if she will bite me, she did not. After that I led her to my bedroom and fucked her, the whole time I was thinking “Gooood I am fucking a goddamn midget!”"
^ you should maybe change the way you react, if, when a woman might do a clumsy blowjob on you, you "stand above her, fist raised, ready to punch"... normal reaction would be to remove your dick and try her pussy instead of her mouth, not raising your fist and wait... just saying.

One last thing: from the pic you posted, I would say the woman is not a midget, just an SEA woman who's petite by genetics or lack of proper food during her youth, both actually. Which, with all due respect, makes you a bit of a heartless dude when you call her a midget while fucking her...

[Bushido]

^ Not sure how recently you've been to Bangkok but it's not a "third world" city. Paris might as well be these days though (sorry cheap shot - couldn't help myself )

If we were talking about Cambodia or Vietnam then I'd totally agree with you, but nobody goes hungry in Bangkok. Thai girls here fuck young foreign guys just for fun. It's Tinder for crying out loud! It's a hookup culture on steroids.

I for one found the report a fun one to read, if a little vulgar . But that is to be expected from a very young guy who is finding his feet. Good luck to OP and thanks for the funny stories.

[whiteknightrises]

Dudes sippin hard on that



Lmao

Keep doing you OP. Most guys can't relate (don't get laid but have 10,000 posts on "PUA theory") anyway

[yankeetravels]

(01-14-2017 04:38 PM)Skank_Hunt Wrote:  

(01-14-2017 05:20 AM)Naughty By Nature Wrote:  

Did he really take action, though?

I mean he took action in flying to Thailand and securing a place but it seems that he met most, if not all, of the girls via. Tinder. Anyone can sit on the toilet dropping logs, swiping right. I respect dudes who puts themselves on the line and approach the girl to her face.

I get you man, I really do. There is a massive difference between braving the cold, hard grind of day time sober approaches versus playing around on your phone while taking a shit. In that sense, what OP did was take the "easy route", settling for quantity vs quality by doing online exclusively. So we are in agreement on that.

Yet OP himself is honest about why he went to BKK and what the average man should look to achieve there. From his latest posts, I applaud his honesty and his insight for 19 years of age. Like I said above, lightyears ahead of me when I was that age.

One of the biggest roadblocks that inexperienced young men have, or even older men in a dry spell, is a pedestalization of sex and the female body, and a lack of killer instinct when going for the bang, going from "out on a date" (relatively innocent in appearance) to dirty sex within hours, or even less. When I first started, it blew my mind that I could meet a girl, talk to her for a couple hours, take her home, not even having kissed her in public, then a few minutes at home my dick being in her mouth. I was used to dating girls in high school for months before we did anything like that, because I thought there was no way she would do that, or be comfortable with that, so quickly. OP's going crazy with 45 girls is a huge reference experience for him that will stay with him forever, to take sex and naked women off the pedestal and to just go for it. At 19 years of age this has already set him way ahead of most of his peers.

OP may have taken the "easy" option regarding cold approach, but this isn't to say everything was easy. Going to a distant, 3rd world destination and living there for 2 months is not easy. There's all sorts of shit you have to do and be wary of, stuff we take for granted in the west. Then you have massive potentially life changing hazards such as girls with HIV and the risk of choosing to go rather than stay doesn't make it seem so "easy" anymore. For example, I don't like to use condoms because I can't feel anything, I feel like I am just banging a plastic bag, so I have had a few indiscretions in my time but luckily I'm clean. In OP's situation I may well have caught HIV. He wore a condom so was protected but it just goes to show, the girl didn't say anything until after he banged her, that's crazy. But not unsurprising given that it's BKK.

I also like another thing OP mentioned, that when you bang multiple chicks day after day, something in your hindbrain clicks and you feel like some sort of emperor or warlord. You start to see new girls as nothing, no big deal, and escalation as no big deal. You start to feel that you are entitled to things, that if you want girls or anything else you should go for it, and you can do it. This feeling can't last forever especially if you go back home and you see how difficult game is in comparison to in BKK and you hit a long dry spell, but just the fact that you had this feeling at some point is conducive to future success.

The only danger is withdrawal symptoms and inability to adjust to the far higher difficulty when coming home. When you get used to the "game" part of life being as easy as playing with your phone a bit, girls coming straight to your room with no resistance and doing basic escalation, you're in for a harsh reality check when you get back home. If you live in EE, it is not easy. The girls are just better quality. You have to hit the streets or the clubs whatever you prefer, and you have to work hard. If you really prefer asians though... maybe the "easy" option is the best option for you. If you're the kind of guy who prefers different girls every day, banging asians and doing all kinds of "sick shit" (OP) with them... then maybe your personal paradise is SEA. Every man is different.

At the very least, high quantity/mediocre quality bang missions like this have their place, and are not easy. Even if as a cold approach purist you staunchly believe that what OP did was easy, everything is relative. For every guy who achieved what OP did, there are thousands of guys sitting around with their dicks in their hands too scared to do anything.

I guess some of the negative reactions derive from the fact that OP is tall, ripped, good looking etc., which many of us are not, and therefore the "how" of doing what he did in his OP simply would not apply to us in the same way. A lot of us would have to do different shit, employ different strategies, be more active in game etc. to achieve the same things OP did. But every man is different, we all know this, so every "field report" or "datasheet" does come with the caveat: YMMV. But this has always been and will always be the case.

I have to second this comment by skank. I know I'm a new member here but reading a lot of the conquest stories in the threads, this is the one that I think has received by far the most hate.

Ironically I think the reason for it is exactly what skank said. He was probably the most blunt and honest about his mission there compared to most people in the forum. He gave no bs which I honestly respect a lot because the internet is a place where you can easily exaggerate and lie about your success with girls if you don't show pictures.

I feel like I can relate a little bit to the OP too which is partially why I'm siding with him for the reasons skank said. Every guy imo needs to go through a time in their life, no matter how short, where there they need to feel like a "god" towards women.

I'm 22 and I almost see it as a right of passage for men. You need a quantity streak at least once in your life because of a reason Roosh and people like 20nation and thc have said in their blogs and videos. This reason is I genuinely believe it helps you learn about the nature of women while gaining confidence in yourself as a man.

In my one trip out to Asia for a short time, there were a few days I truly felt like a conqueror just because I was getting quicker and easier success in a much shorter time span with the same quality women I was getting back home which took me a lot longer to match.

OP, you have my support and I wish you luck on future trips. For everyone else, can we stop fighting with each other and just bond over stories and life advice like this forum is meant to be?

[scotian]

I can't wait to hang out with Blackuniform when he gets to Medellin, I think he'll love it here.

[Transsimian]

(01-14-2017 06:58 PM)Mr.GoodThread Wrote:  

That "midget" doesn't look like a midget at all.

Some dwarves are short due to HGH deficiency, so have normal preportions and an undeformed face.

I dated a girl like that, she was fun, but the height difference ended up being too inconvenient.

[BlackUniform]

Don't know guys, you seem to take it too seriously. Just wanted to fuck a couple of bitches. And yes, I am a hearthless son of the bitch, sociopath and stuff, but I don't care. I hurted some of the bitches there, yes. BTW. that bitch was like a midget, I got so much stories that I could pull something else but this was not just some Thai chick from Isaan, this thing was seriously damaged and you got to do something before going to put it into her pussy. Anyway, it was fun so, fuck that.

Paris, Milan, whatever, why should I go? I will rather stay in fuckin Lagos than go for destroyed western cities, would have been pissed there every day, fuck that. Paris and London are bigger shit holes than Kurdish Diyarbakir. Sorry man, do not see a western girls as good as they might look as superior, with my eastern upbringing and no tolerance would have to slap those bitches 10x during the interaction, I have to do this 1 time when in home... Cant stand entitle bitches, too patriarchal for that shit, sorry, cant rationally live in the west, would have to kill myself there.

Sorry guys, drunk 4 days in the row, had almost two fight today, should work someday, fuck my life.

[BlackUniform]

(01-14-2017 10:21 PM)yankeetravels Wrote:  

I have to second this comment by skank. I know I'm a new member here but reading a lot of the conquest stories in the threads, this is the one that I think has received by far the most hate.

If I have been an asian american fucking 1-2 girls in EE or posting stupid memes and gifs to every post I see I would get a lot of like and reps. To say it real, besides some advice for my next adventures I just hope to meet here some cool guys, eventually give someone piece of inspiration or advice. Fuck the other shit.

[CleanSlate]

I gotta say, this has been an entertaining thread... whether it was 100% true or somewhat embellished.

I can't fathom you're only 19, based on your writing you're way ahead of your time. When I was 19 I was just an idiot who had no clue.

[BlackUniform]

Hope I don't get banned for this thread, would guess that some raped the "report" button.

[BlackUniform]

(01-14-2017 11:48 PM)CleanSlate Wrote:  

I gotta say, this has been an entertaining thread... whether it was 100% true or somewhat embellished.

I can't fathom you're only 19, based on your writing you're way ahead of your time. When I was 19 I was just an idiot who had no clue.

Will be 21 after I get to Colombia, all this was back during the end of 2015 and start of 2016 during my 19th year of life, after I got back to Europa I have turned 20 after a few weeks. Will show you ID if you get in the next few months in CZ or during March and two moths after in Medellin.

[CleanSlate]

(01-14-2017 11:49 PM)BlackUniform Wrote:  

Hope I don't get banned for this thread, would guess that some raped the "report" button.

Don't drink and post...

[BlackUniform]

Without drinks there would be no thread and stories related happening (just kidding, did all that stuff sober.)

[Transsimian]

(01-14-2017 11:48 PM)CleanSlate Wrote:  

I gotta say, this has been an entertaining thread... whether it was 100% true or somewhat embellished.

It's believable, he was honest about priotising quantity over quality.

[20Nation]

I think a lot of guys hating are older than 19 and have forgotten how horny we are at that age. On my first trip to Asia I was mid 20's and even then, my desire to just bang random chicks was very high. Now 5 years later, I don't push for random sex at all like I used to, for example: I don't bang moms (I used to), I don't bang girls on their periods (i used to), I don't even really push hard for sex, I use a more charming route now and overall it has meant that I bang less girls (although the average quality of my girls has gone up quite a bit). But this just comes with experience, age and (because we older guys have already had quite a bit of sex) we just don't get as much from it as we would have at 19.

To bang this many girls in such a short period of time the #1 most important thing to have is drive and at 19 years old I'm sure the op has it. He is young, in a place with a high percentage of bangable girls (not fat or ugly), they are probably the most sexually liberal of anywhere I have been and he is leveraging the age/game/looks he has to have a hell of a trip.

[Ouroboros]

In a forum that is replete with stories international notch conquests, it's bizarre that the OP is attracting so much criticism. Perhaps some of posters here are envious of his (self-assessed and anonymous) appraisal of his looks, reminding them of their own (perceived) shortcomings...?
Some of the most repped members here are, going by the descriptions available, 8+ in looks and have indulged in notch-building tours in non-Western countries, why did they not attract similar criticism? Is it perhaps just a bit easier to have a go at a relative newcomer?
I strongly doubt that a Thai girl who goes immediately to a foreigners apartment to have sex with him in a matter of minutes/hours, after a token interaction on tinder of all things, is expecting a LTR, marriage or a 'better life'. Bangkok is a city filled with foreigners and sex tourism so how could you expect a girl to be THAT naïve - they know what the deal is and they actively seek it out. Bangkok is not a poverty-stricken city where the girls just want a foreigner's passport in exchange for sex.
Getting laid in Thailand is no doubt easier but so what? You think that gaming an Australian or American 6, putting up with the constant shit-tests and attitude, is a more worthwhile endeavour than pursuing a Thai 7 who you can just speak to normally? Why is a harder notch a better notch?
Reading about an adventure in a difficult but worthwhile country like Argentina is definitely more interesting but a trip to Thailand for the sake of notches doesn't preclude a future trip there or elsewhere; there's a time for everything.

[Travel Museums]

I did a mini version of the Bangkok marathon bang. Banged three tinder girls in three days.

My mistakes:
-I automatched every girl with an app. They go cold quick if you don't bang them. And it's just confusing to match that many.

-Was not staying close to a bts. Needed a tuktuk ride. But it was at my friends so free accommodations.

What radius did you set on tinder?

[Irish]

Ah didn't realise OP was only 19, so I would cut him some slack in that regard. Definitely the notch hunt is a phase we all go through, particularly when we're young whippersnappers with the drive and energy to bang all day.

Mowing through that many birds in Bangkok I'm sure he'll have got most of that out of his system now

[Going strong]

(01-14-2017 08:37 PM)Bushido Wrote:  

^ Not sure how recently you've been to Bangkok but it's not a "third world" city. Paris might as well be these days though (sorry cheap shot - couldn't help myself )

If we were talking about Cambodia or Vietnam then I'd totally agree with you, but nobody goes hungry in Bangkok. Thai girls here fuck young foreign guys just for fun. It's Tinder for crying out loud! It's a hookup culture on steroids.

I for one found the report a fun one to read, if a little vulgar . But that is to be expected from a very young guy who is finding his feet. Good luck to OP and thanks for the funny stories.

I mostly agree with your post.

One thing though... Don't get fooled by the fact that BKK has a nice metro and skyline to the airport, and very nice malls and stuff... there are still very poor people living in this city, and country as a whole, even though maybe you're right and nobody actually starves...

But anyway, I'd say that a BKK young woman on Tinder ready to meet right away a Western foreigner, to get fucked on the spot, is, yes, rather desperate about economics and life. No high-so woman would do that, I think... so, they are indeed very poor chicks, the ones who are that easily available on the market, and certainly, snatching a wealthy foreigner is their obsession and (delusional, sure) dream.

In any case, if some don't understand that, quoting OP, standing above a woman who sucks you "with your raised fist ready to punch her", is a psychopathic, very strange instinct and behavior (or has been written by a virgin, actually), okay, it tells something (ugly or laughable, depending). In real life, son, your hands are on the woman hair or breast or cupping her cute chin, or one hand on the wall to brace yourself. Not raised and ready to hit, stop looking at SM porn online...

Also, still quoting the OP: "I am a hearthless son of the bitch, sociopath and stuff, but I don't care. I hurted some of the bitches there, yes. ....... with my eastern upbringing and no tolerance would have to slap those bitches 10x during the interaction, I have to do this 1 time when in home...". Why would someone systematically (or occasionally) slap, hard obviously, women during intercourse? Sounds either like psychopathic stuff, or a virgin imagining how things might be in some fantasy.
And if one is not a virgin, one might also correctly interpret the girl's body language on the pic, after sex and in front of the lift... as far from you as possible, almost recoiling. Sure looks like she had a great time...

[zyz]

Lol the OP calling himself RIPPED, he's more like 15% bf based on the picture with the midget. Ripped is 8% BF.
I'm pretty sure also the bangs he got were not legit ratings....